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Clinton could get Gumbel's "Early Show" gig
News Interactive ^ | 4.27.02

Posted on 04/27/2002 7:01:28 AM PDT by mhking

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To: mrustow
those female demographics

Yeah, like the sucker moms.

101 posted on 04/27/2002 1:06:44 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: mrustow;scholar
"Actually, if they gave him the show, his ratings would slay Gumball's -- those female demographics."

Maybe.
You sound as though you know more about this ratings thing than I; so, I'll defer to you.
However...just between us girls?
I've some doubts he'd be successful, anyway; &, not just for what I said concerning a sponsor's reluctance to be associated with too much controversy, either.

Clinton is, in the most literal sense of the word, passe'.

The dumbass young thangs & welfare queens who worshiped that bent SOB?
They're not any younger, today; &, at least *some* of those numbers see the scum for the lying, cheating, shiftless hunk of fecal matter that he is.
So, in the ratings game where we all know, numbers are everything?
The numbers of bimbos this guy could lay claim to, I have to believe, have grown smaller.

"For over three times the pay of his predecessors, Gumball did the seemingly impossible, in dragging the show's ratings even FURTHER down."

Yea; now that's a fact.
Important to remember that the, "News" per se is the same for everybody...network-wise?

As such, Gumball failed because he was the consummate boor.
Eventually -- & in spite of effort(s) by the NY Liberal pony-tailed flying monkeys, imps & harpies backing him -- the audience puked him out in a grand *rejection* of him & the way he fed 'em their *news*. ~eh?
In short; the guy was an intellectual toxin to even the dumbest, dimmest bulbs amoung us.
*Not* a very good legacy for the fat, li'l Gumball guy, huh?

Tell me?
Think the coward Clintigula would eeeeeven risk that kind of fate?
Methinks no; not, when he's much safer lobbing cheap shots into the ring from a far, cozy distance.

"He quit, when CBS wouldn't give him a raise. Were he a white guy, they would have fired him long before his contract was up!"

Maybe so...
If he was a white guy, & they had fired him?
People like me would've had to have learned of it through the various Internet news sources.
Because if there's one thing for certain?
It's that there're large numbers of us out here, who sure in th hell never watch these assholes.

102 posted on 04/27/2002 1:07:39 PM PDT by Landru
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To: mhking
Make the bad man go away....
103 posted on 04/27/2002 1:09:46 PM PDT by steve-b
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To: CheneyChick
Everyday there is an article saying, the big creep has a new job or a new project. I doubt anyone could depend on this drunk/cocaine nose/ manic depressive/womanizing/creep for anything, much less show up daily to a program.
104 posted on 04/27/2002 1:10:21 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: mhking
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE

THAT TRAITOR BILLDO OR BIMBO SHRILLERY SHOW UP ON A MEDIA VENU LIKE THAT, I THINK THE FREEPERS WOULD DO WELL TO MAKE THE PHONES RING OFF THE HOOK AND THE EMAILS BURN UP THE WIRES PERSISTENTLY ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS AS:

What did you do with the money you sold the U.S. to China for?

How many women did you really rape?

How many people have you had terminated to protect your sleezy image and power mondering addiction?

Would you know how to spell SHAME if it was tattooed on your forehead and both palms?

Around you, people must find essence of skunk a pleasant smell of relief!

How many ways that you sold us down the river have yet to come to light?

I assume you know, God is aware that you want His job! Please keep in mind what He did with the last joker that tried to pull that stunt.

How long have you had a problem with words containing S?

--iS
--Sleeze
--Shame
--Slick
--Slimey
--Salacious
--Skunk
--Sacrilegious--as in your evident Show, pretence of Christianity
--Sadistic--as with Broderick et al
--Saliva
--Sampler--as in women
--Sanctimonious--as when you talk of others pulling your habitual stunts
--Sandbagger
--Sappy
--Sarcastic
--Sarcophagus--as in whited
--Sardonic
--Sashay--you brought strutting to a new low
--Sass--Your hint to someone who's annoyed you that a termation may be on the way
--Saucy--somthing you might think you are but have a long way to reach up to
--Savage--the level of your EQ
--Scab--what you are on the political and cultural landscape
--Scallywag--one of the nicer earned labels
--Scalper--as in what you do with people you want something from--a kind of hit and run thing
--Scandalous--one of the nicer terms you've earned with so much effort
--Scanty--as in the evident white spots resident in your character
--Scarecrow--about the only good use for your image
--Scary--anytime you open your mouth or anytime a Hollyweed braindead opens their mouth about you!
--Scat--the 8 years you turned the White House into a barnyard by being there.
--Scathing--your response to anything less than kotowing adulation and worship
--Scatterbrained--what you are when your between servicings by bimbos
--Scavenge--what you have to do when you want to find some pseudo morality for a media event
--Scent--what even Skunks would be ashamed of if they were that bad
--Scheming--what your brain does anytime it's awake
--Scintilla--The measure of decency and morality you have considerably less than
--Scintillate--Something your excuse for morality makes you proud of
--Scope--as in scope out--what you do anytime there's a woman within 1,000 meters
--Scorch--as in your SOP vis a vis other people--your interpersonal scorched earth Standard Operating Procedure
--Scornful--your attitude toward any woman daring to be within one hundred feet of you without kneepads or only wearing their wristwatch
--Scoundrel--what you might aspire to if you had more raw material in a more positive direction
--Scourge--what you've been on the national landscape for far, far, FAR tooooooooo looooooooooooooooooong!
--Scowl--a standard look away from cameras & between servicings
--Scrawny--reportedly one of the motivations for your puffing up everything else about you.
--Screamer--what you do when the servicings are not frequent enough or when anyone else breathes the wrong way around you
--Screeching--what the sound of your voice is like to a lot of U.S. citizens.
--Screwball--The lofty height of character of some of your relatives and sidekicks but quite beyond your abilities to ever reach up to
--Screwy--another term far above your morality and decency
--Scrotum--a place of residence of a couple of your prosthetics given that you sold your originals to the Chinese
--Scruffy--what you might have a wild fantasy of aspiring to if you could live a million years. . . another level to reach a long way UP to.
--Scuff--what you tend to do to women who get close enough to service but from whom you may not expect a lot of repeat performances from.
--Scruples--what you'd need to buy many ocean supertankers of to ever be able to pretend to be in the same universe as decent.
--Scum--getting closer to a more accurate description of your character but still far tooooo lofty a level for you to realistically aspire to.
--Seamy--another lofty term quite above your level
--Sebaceous--one possible too lofty a description of your character if it was a high enough level to qualify for "character."
--Secrete--a practice you enjoy much at other's dreadful and costly expense
--Secure--something you energetically made the U.S. the opposite of.
--Sediment--something--when talking about a cesspool, we might be getting close to a fair description of your character.
--Seditious--A term you redefined downward outdoing all other such put to gether from all countries from all of recorded history. . . .admittedly with help from SHRILLERY.
--Seducer--part of your first, middle and last names.
--Seedy--If you were a section of town--you'd have to reach up to get there but it's the closest thing to an area that would fit you.
--See-through--something you assume no one can do about you
--Segmented--as in worm--again--in the ballpark of your personhood but much too lofty for you.
--SELF-ABSORBED--Something you cornered the millenial market on
--SELF-CENTERED--cornered the market on it
--Self-denial--something you couldn't begin to comprehend
--Self-destructive--but with a very delayed payout period--and why did you have to include the nation with you?
--Self-important--cornered the market on it
--Self-indulgent--cornered the market on it
--Selfish--they had to invent a new word for you--and are actually still working on it--but you bought out all this there was to be had--then split it with SHRILLERY.
--Self-pity--a common state between servicings or between HOLLYWEED adulation, worship fests.
--Self-restraing--something you don't have enough lifetimes to learn about
--Semen--something you think of as the elixer of life to bestow on victims--mercifully curtailed when the Chinese bought the original production units and you had to replace them with prosthetics.
--Senile--we'd love to blame your behavior on this but you've obviously been the way you are your whole life.
--Sensation--evidently the entire focus of your existence
--Sense-less--evidently a permanent state you were beaten into as a very young child but for which you developed amazing charades to cover up.
--Sentenced--something many wish would occur to you instantly--for a very long time
--Sentient--Hollyweed thinks you are. The rest of us doubt it seriously
--Septic--the white puss stuff flooding the cavity between your ears
--Sewage--something you're gifted at producing out of both ends--top and bottom
--Shakedown--what you did to the Chinese not realizing no one out bargins nor out manipulates the Chinese
--Shallow--given that you're only a 2 dimensional person with pretences in a 3 dimensional world--you're not substantial enough to reach up to the level of shallow.
--[enough of this recreation]

I DO THINK ANY OPPORTUNITY TO REACH BILLDO OR SHIRLLERY IN A MEDIA CONTEXT SHOULD BE WHOLESALE JUMPED ON EN MASS BY FREEPERS WITH A LIST OF VERY POINTED QUESTIONS.

--Happy freeping. --

105 posted on 04/27/2002 1:10:33 PM PDT by Quix
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To: Teacup
Will Bubba keep them waiting like he did everyone at the White House?

Will Bubba keep them waiting for the same reason he left Arafart waiting at the White House?

106 posted on 04/27/2002 1:12:02 PM PDT by steve-b
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To: AmriGandu
From one black guy who thinks that he is white, to a white guy that thinks that he is black!
107 posted on 04/27/2002 1:17:32 PM PDT by philosofy123
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To: Miss Marple
He is probably still steamed that President Bush is on the trading cards and has been portrayed as an action hero doll. Those were his rightful gigs, you know.

I can just see it -- the Bill Clinton Action Figure, with Kung Fu Grope....

108 posted on 04/27/2002 1:35:15 PM PDT by steve-b
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To: Landru
...see the scum for the lying, cheating, shiftless hunk of fecal matter that he is.

Don't hold back friend--tell us how you REALLY feel--HA!

109 posted on 04/27/2002 1:49:36 PM PDT by scholar
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To: lonestar, StriperSniper
Hey guys Jerry Springer was a politician long before he became a politician. Are you aware Jerry was elected mayor of Cincinnati in 1977, receiving the largest plurality in the city's history?
110 posted on 04/27/2002 1:49:57 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
..-If ADOLF HITLER had had TV up his sleeve, the way the CLINTONS do now, he would have won World War II- =

Beg to differ. If they'd had TV back then (actually they did, it was invented in the 1920s, but the world had to wait a couple of decades and WW2 before it became widely available), but if they had TV networks and shows back then like we have today....

Hitler would have ended up on that era's version of the Jerry Springer show on a segment entitled "My cousin is a psychopath with one testicle" and he'd have been beaten up by some toothless, but two-testicled cousin of his on the set, and the world would never have seen or heard of him again.

111 posted on 04/27/2002 1:58:29 PM PDT by Jay W
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To: hflynn
Hey guys Jerry Springer was a politician long before he became a politician. Are you aware Jerry was elected mayor of Cincinnati in 1977, receiving the largest plurality in the city's history?

Yes, and didn't he write a personal check to a "hooker?"

112 posted on 04/27/2002 2:04:23 PM PDT by lonestar
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To: Jay W
...ALOHA Jay W...

...With all the TV Networks today, excepting the FoX News Channel, -NOT- reporting all the news that is news about The Enemy Within CLINTONS' own worst misbehaviors...

...HILLARY CLINTON can and is now making her move on the Presidency against BUSH in Year 2004 ...despite all our warnings to the contrary.

...BILL CLINTON knows full well just what his TV Face can do to confuse voters enough, even in -Time of War-, to bring back Power to his lap.

PREPARE.

113 posted on 04/27/2002 2:09:33 PM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE
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To: Teacup
You are so right-that sorry piece of human garbage has to have his cocaine skewed face in the media to survive-when he reads about his sorry ass self, he knows he is still alive and perhaps relevant.

Shame on CBS. There is no hope that clinton will experience shame for even considering the gig, he is a sociopath.

Can you believe the last lines of the article? I mean:

And he is in the process of penning his memoirs, set for publication in 2003, for publishing house Alfred A Knopf, which paid him an advance of more than $US10 million ($A18.48 million) - the largest ever for a non-fiction book published in the United States.

HUH?

R O F L M A O !!!

114 posted on 04/27/2002 2:10:08 PM PDT by Republic
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To: Miss Marple
He is gradually being marginalized into a celebrity figure, as opposed to a serious elder statesman, and that is just fine with me.

Sure ... from now on, let all mafia bosses be "marginalized". That's much better than jail. Afterall, what is a little perjury here and an obstruction of justice there? What's a little blackmail here and a bribery there? Hey, what's a treasonable act here and a murder (no, a mass murder!) there? No big thing.

So what if he still gets $300,000 a speech and democRATS get to escape looking themselves in the mirror and knowing that they elected, reelected and still support one the biggest criminals to ever occupy a government office in this country? So what if he still has friends in high places (like the head of the DNC) and is just waiting for the next democRAT administration (and there will be one) to invite him to take that "elder statesman" roll he obviously would like. So what if he, his wife and his party may have blackmail information on dozens of top Republicans. He's still being "marginalized".

Who cares if the dozens, perhaps hundreds of democRATS who committed crimes the last nine years are still in party positions, government positions and media positions ... i.e., waiting for another chance to commit and cover up more crimes. Afterall, as all move-on'ers know, this is ALL about Clinton.

Also...I am on record as saying that I trust President Bush to do what is best for the country concerning this individual. Whatever is best for the country as a whole, mind you, NOT whatever requirements YOU think are necessary.

It is not MY requirement that the laws of this land be obeyed ... even by our government officials. Blame it on the Constitution and the laws established under the Constitution. I see nothing in the Constitution or our laws that give the President the right to ignore serious crimes just because he deems it "politically expedient". If you do, then point it out. I'm sure we'd all be interested in hearing this.

Sounds to me like its "ok" with you if Bush decides that he's ABOVE the law by deciding WHO gets punished by the law and who doesn't. How does that differ from a two-bit dictator or a king? Afterall, if "for the good of the country" he can singlehandedly decide not to investigate crimes as serious as election tampering, blackmail of congress, murder and mass murder, perhaps he will decide "for the good of the country" that we would be better off if his party remained in office. Then it is only a short step before he and his party are committing and covering up the same crimes that Clinton and his party committed and covered up to stay in office. But, heck, we are all one big happy family ... and besides ... he's been "marginalized".

115 posted on 04/27/2002 2:14:09 PM PDT by BeAChooser
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To: John W
This job would not give him enough power.
116 posted on 04/27/2002 2:17:33 PM PDT by Mfkmmof4
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To: mhking;All
NEVER FORGET

...4-More on CLINTON's Sept 11th...

...see Forum Threads:

..'Guilty CLINTON: "It ain't my Fault" (9-11-01)'..

..'WE are ALL SOLDIERS now'..

...in the -Operation Enduring Freedom- Forum of:

.. www.Newsmax.com ..

NEVER FORGET

117 posted on 04/27/2002 2:18:34 PM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE
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To: mhking; Alamo-Girl
Female co-host to Clinton: Are you looking down my dress (again)?
118 posted on 04/27/2002 2:22:49 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: DallasMike
Our spin should be that Clinton is stealing an African-American's job.

Calling Gumbel an African-American is an insult to all self-respecting black Americans.

119 posted on 04/27/2002 2:26:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Sabertooth
If he was convinced there was a right-wing conspiracy to keep him off the air and the endanger the Constiution....

HILLARY!: "Bill, there is a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy to keep you off the air...or this vase is going upside your head!

120 posted on 04/27/2002 2:31:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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