Posted on 04/30/2002 10:04:16 PM PDT by kattracks
Edited on 07/12/2004 3:53:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
JENIN, West Bank
(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...
"It's just a flesh wound, I'm really feeling much better now!"
Geraldo, on Hannity & Colmes last night, said that the "only good news" in the West Bank yesterday was that Israel had "finally" pulled out of Hebron. Well, I guess "fair and balanced" means you have a Geraldo around among all their sensible, just-the-facts reporters and their conservative commentators.
..... where the Swiss money laundering industry's drug-trafficer, gangster-politician and FRankensteinian Bureacracy-accomodating hotels are much more splendid.
As befits the wants of those who live their lives squandering the confiscated wealth of the World's Most Creative, Innovative, Productive, Industrious -- and all-around Most Splendid Men.
The confiscated wealth of Americans, that is!
Translation: Not only am I stupid, I am proud of it! Oh yeah, I am also ignorant and proud! Oh, I forgot... I hate the Jews, always have, always will! Sure, the Palis were caught in yet another lie, I see it's useless to deny it. But I will invent NEW and BETTER lies and then use them to cloak my hatred of the JEWS!!! Could you hold on? David Duke is calling me.
Israel believes it has the right to insult the rest of world. Arabs are old-school tribalists, and they would rather kill themselves than be insulted.
In that case, "I fart in their general direction! Their mother wears army boots, and they stink like goats! Hmm... I take that back, they don't stink like goats, they stink like the French!" So, now that they have been thouroughly insulted, when can we expect the hostilities to end due to spontaneous mass suicides across the region?
Israelis and Arabs have a lot more in common than you would believe. Both sides also have a lot of influence on the United States. Which they should not. Sanctions until the US is repaid every penny of foreign aid it has ever given to Israel.
Translation: I am only trying to PROVE to you that I really am stupid and ignorant! I only wish daddy woulda taught me to read instead of taking that belt to me day after day... then I would know that the US gives EQUAL aid to both Israel and Egypt as part of the 1979 peace treaty that Sadat signed with Israel. And I would also know that the US has been giving hundreds of millions of dollars to the PA, and then I would demand that that money be given back too. Could you hold on again, please??? Louis Farrakhan is calling me... oh, I am all tingly, it is such an honor!!! Did you know next month we are all going to on a European cruise??? We get a Synagogue burning stop in France, a Jew beating stop in Germany, and then as a finale we get to throw rocks with the Palestinians and shoot mortars with the Hizbullah! Sorry, I have to go, I can't keep Mr. F waiting, he gets upset and then neuters people.
No massacre.
I wonder what the doubters will say?
LOL
Increasingly, they ARE the French.
And you can believe that is exactly how they will spin it, internally, to their own troops and people. One has to ask how many Israelies were captured, verses how many terrorists are now in Israeli custody.
Can't wait to hear how Jethro wiggles out of this one.
Oh heck, I can wait a few more weeks until it's "official"-official. They might even find a few more bodies as they clear the building debris. I only lose if they find *42* more.
Yesterday's story of a Palestinian child killed by an Israeli missile was similarly intended to stop the media from talking about the Palestinians who masqueraded as Israeli soldiers and then killed Israeli children over the weekend.
-PJ
This could be the most incredible sentence I've ever read in a news report. Let me see if I've got this straight: the homes in Jenin were SAVED because of all the violence?
It's a good thing peace didn't break out sooner. The whole place might have gone up in flames. < / sarcasm>
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.