Skip to comments.Mr. President, Meet the Price of Darkness [Ozzy Osbourne]
Posted on 05/05/2002 4:01:51 AM PDT by BunnySlippersEdited on 04/29/2004 2:00:29 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush and top members of his administration mingled and shared laughs Saturday with Washington reporters, insiders and some outsiders -- including famed British rocker Ozzy Osbourne -- at this year's White House Correspondents dinner.
Comedian Drew Carey was on hand to provide the entertainment during the more than three-hour event, doing stand-up comedy for the president and more than 1,800 guests, from top White House adviser Karl Rove to hard rocker turned reality show star Ozzy Osbourne.
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No, I haven't, that's false. I'm not implying anything here, but it is true that there is such a thing as a 'stupid question'.
Ozzie the Ork is not the best messenger for anti-drugs. Your local law enforcement officer and a cold jail cell and a society which doesn't glamourize deviant behavior is.
Ozzie's foul language and demonic appearance send a mixed message to already confused youth. He is not a good messenger.
Methods are just as important as the message.
You are right, it probably will. Drugs and rock will help usher in the government of the antichrist.
But will Ozzie outlast rock and drugs and alcohol? That's the real question. My guess is, he'll be in rehab within five years.
Uh oh! Now you've gone and done it I'm afraid. Pat lets alot of things slide because he's a nice guy, but now you've insulted him deeply by comparing him to Elvis. The jerk comment meant nothing to him, in fact he chuckled and wondered if you had looked in the mirror lately.
But to be compared to Elvis, that's the last straw he said. Watch your back, you never know when Pat will leap out of the shadows and open up a king size can of whoop-ass on your poor self.
Hoo boy, I wouldn't want to be you my friend. Be afraid, be very afraid.
In some ways, Pat is worse of a jerk than elvis. But Pat is use to my rants, since I know his cousin Kenneth. Kenneth smooths things over and defuses Pat.
I'm not so sure that Kenny will side with you this time around though, since he's a huge fan of Ozzy's. Damn the bad luck!
By the way, Pat wanted to send you a personal message by way of song. He said he knew you could identify with the lyrics.
But you knew that already, didn't you. LOL