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1. Masturbation. 2. Sexual relations with a partner — whether heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. 3. A sexual response that is directed toward inanimate objects, animals, minors, non-consenting persons."


Gee. Sounds like the American Teachers' Association. Don't they want to create a transvestive bathroom in every school?

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Or was it the AES? Heck, it's one of those union-run places anyway.