Dan Rather: Ashcroft is Out to Get Me

Newsmax.com ^ | May 24, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[Paul Atreides]

Mind you, this is coming from the man who thinks Bill Clinton is honest, who wouldn't report on Condit's involvement with Chandra Levy, and who thinks that rape is a private matter.

All I have to say, Dan, is......COURAGE.

[joesnuffy]

No thanks Dan...I'd "Rather" have the truth.

[eureka!]

LOL. What a whiner. Sounds a lot like Dasshole. Ashcroft needs this article mailed to him...

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Ashcroft doesn't need aides to sully Dan's reputation. Dan's doing just fine.

[Paul Atreides]

I look forward to the day when Dan just completely loses it on live television and they have to haul him off in a straightjacket.

[Semper Paratus]

David?, David Brock? Hi, I'm Dan Rather, your new bunkmate.

[Paul Atreides]

Why they would keep such a nutcase on at CBS I can't figure out.

If this was a conservative-leaning anchor making the same remarks about the Clintons, he would be fired before he could finish the tirade.

[Inspectorette]

Well, ol' Dan has now completely gone over the edge, what is CBS going to do? Are they going to keep an obviously unstable individual as their primetime anchorman?

We've gone from "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" to storming off the set, to his emotional breakdown on the Letterman show, to this totally goofy attack on the Attorney General.

[KC_Conspirator]

Out to get you, Dan? C'mon, Dan-O! Bill O'Reilly was audited three strait years in a row by the Klinton administration and you are complaining?

[Paul Atreides]

David?, David Brock? Hi, I'm Dan Rather, your new bunkmate.

David to Dan: You mean you're my new b*tch.

[eFudd]

What an arrogant piece of Hillory.

He actually thinks the AG should be calling him to verify the veracity of the stories he reads on the air.

Who is Dan Rather anyway?

[wheezer]

I look forward to the day when Dan just completely loses it on live television and they have to haul him off in a straightjacket.

There is a good chance that will actually happen, but til then, watching him wrestle with his sanity is pretty darn good.

[TomGuy]

Oh, Dan!
No, you're not paranoid.
He IS out to get you.
And we hope he succeeds!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

-paranoia paranoia
everybody's coming to get me
just say you never met me
i'm going underground with the moles
hear the voices in my head
i swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
but if you're bored then you're boring
the agony and the irony, they're killing me

-Harvey Danger

[marktuoni]

If the threats in the air are serious enough for the attorney general to say, 'Look, I don't think I better fly airlines,' isn't it reasonable to say, you know, in future, looking ahead, maybe when we have threats against the flying public - that they should be told.

I don't think that when left wing lunatics threaten the Attorney General's life, the general public necessarily is put at any greater risk...you see, Dan, it wasn't Al Queda that was the threat to the AG at the time it was environmentalists and their ilk riled up by the lies told by the likes of you!

[Paul Atreides]

What do you say that tonight we sneak up to Dan's yard and leave a statue of a naked woman with a cloth draped over it and a note saying "guess who?".

[Semper Paratus]

David to Dan: Your name isn't Dan its Kenneth and where is your ******* radio?

[Fred Mertz]

If the threats in the air are serious enough for the attorney general to say, 'Look, I don't think I better fly airlines,' isn't it reasonable to say, you know, in future, looking ahead, maybe when we have threats against the flying public - that they should be told.

I can't stand Dan Blather, but I agree with him on this. Ashcroft should fly commercial and see the BS that the rest of us saps have put up with in airports; especially us smokers.

[Paul Atreides]

David to Dan: Remember Dan, you said it's not rape....it's a private matter.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Rather has always been a wingnut, but now he's starting to spin completely out of control.