Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[ColdSteelTalon]

Actually I would like to see Hillary put on one of those Groucho Marx nose, glasses and eyebrows masks...

[Duckdog]

Does this mean I will have to change my screen name?

[friendly]

In a hundred million billion quadzillion years, Hillary is not now, nor ever has been, nor ever will be, a hunter.

Her perpetual focus group research must indicate that the NRA membership: A) votes, B) votes in large numbers, C) are responsible for Gore losing the entire South and Mountain West and D) Hates her guts.

What better way to try to neutralize this but through a Big Lie, al la Josef Goebbells.

[Jagdgewehr]

Maybe this could explain Vince Foster....

This is quite possible. I can't imagine she "hunted ducks" in the conventional sense. Although, if she donned on wetlands camo and a dirty old boonie cap, she would look alot like my Uncle Heinz with a full game bag hanging off his as*.

[Texaggie79]

incase you do, Duckman is a funny show......

[Paul Atreides]

Now that I think about it, Hedda Gabler was quite proficient with the firearms.

[dighton]

.30-06 is good for down here in the South, but for them Canadian geese, you might want to go with a little more oomph, like, say a .458 Winchester.

I've been charged and badly mauled by a Canadian goose, after hitting it three times with a .458 Winchester. Trust me, use nothing less than a .50 BMG.

[elbucko]

Kiwl da wabbit...Kiwl da Wabbit...kiwl da wabbit....

(I'm sorry. I just couldn't help my self)

[Paul Atreides]

Does this mean I will have to change my screen name?

Nah. Hillary never goes around anyone who asks tough questions.

[Mo1]

So Hilda like to kill ducks huh???

Hummmmmmmmmmmmm ... looks like she just pissed off PETA

[Paul Atreides]

You know, I would have figured she was too busy trying to cure cancer or doing something "for the children" to go hunting.

[oceanperch]

What hasn't she done. For Christ Sakes.

[friendly]

"looks like she just pissed off PETA"

PETA = 25,000 votes

NRA = 25,000,000 votes

[Mo1]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... good point

But one problem for Hilda ... the NRA members never liked nor trusted Hilda

PETA did until that found out she blows cute little birdies out of the sky ... fofl

[Paul Atreides]

What hasn't she done.

Tell the truth.

[oceanperch]

LOL AKA Potential Nitemares.

[Paul Atreides]

Also, PETA is politically correct. The NRA isn't.

[Mo1]

Gee I wonder if PETA will start protesting Hilda

I can just picture it now .. PETA carring their signs dressed up in their cute little duck costumes .. fofl

[Noumenon]

The likes of Hillary is one reason why the 2nd Amendment remains valid.

[Barnacle]

Quack!