[Pippin]

GOOD MORNING, TOM! How are you this morning?

[tomkow6]

So far, so good! (But the day is still young)

[tomkow6]

How 'bout a little humor?

A man was in his front yard mowing grass
when his attractive blonde female neighbour
came out of the house and went straight to
the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and
stormed back in the house. A little later
she came out of her house and again went
to the mail box and again opened it, then
slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into
the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the
lawn, here she came out again, marched to
the mail box, opened it and then slammed it
closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her
actions the man asked her, "Is something
wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly
is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a
message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"