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USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call ....July 8,2002
FRiends of the USO Canteen Freeper Style and Snow Bunny
Posted on 07/08/2002 1:43:56 AM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: SpookBrat
;-) Hi Spookie - those google searches are pure hell.
And the results are so often more tragic. JL
361
posted on
07/08/2002 4:14:54 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: tomkow6
Congrats Tom!
[Whew] See what happens when 2 Chicago types get to posting jokes!
To: SAMWolf
KOOL !!!!!!!!!
363
posted on
07/08/2002 4:16:07 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: tomkow6
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single
day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "My dearest,
you have been with me all through the bad times. When I got
fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,
you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we
lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started
failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill
with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
To: tomkow6
Welcome aboard tomkow, just two more and we'll be the Magnificent Seven!!!!!!!!
To: Mr_Magoo
YOU art a worthy apponent! My hat is off to you! Salute!
366
posted on
07/08/2002 4:18:07 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: Mr_Magoo
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this
morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on
the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's
beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was
anything I wanted. I said no, everything is fine.
"Are you sure?", she asked.
"I'm sure", I said.
"Isn't there *anything* I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not", I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do
with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned
on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
367
posted on
07/08/2002 4:19:34 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: tomkow6
ROTFL!!!
Whaddya 'ya say we save some for tomorrow? I think we have been hogging the thread a bit. LOL!
To: tomkow6
THE RABBIT IS DEAD
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it
but unfortunately, the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the
man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps
out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel
terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves
its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again.
He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and
again and again until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the
label. It says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch
line....)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."
To: lodwick; SassyMom; kneezles; SpookBrat; Victoria; SAMWolf; Mr_Magoo; tomkow6
Now here's some real HUNKS!
To: kneezles
Mr_Magoo has been doing a good bad job, just needs to pull of one really "bad" thing and I believe he's in.
371
posted on
07/08/2002 4:22:01 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
To: Mr_Magoo
Fine with me! One HELL of a good time! Hope everyone enjoyed our "Joke-off"! Again, SALUTE!
372
posted on
07/08/2002 4:22:22 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: Aquamarine
More like "Chunks" than Hunks!
373
posted on
07/08/2002 4:23:25 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
To: SAMWolf
Sam, If I posted any of the jokes from my A list I would get banned!
To: SAMWolf
I think you're right and I'm sure he'll come up with something very soon!
To: Mr_Magoo
Not by me.
The A-List has all the real "Military" type humor!
376
posted on
07/08/2002 4:25:02 PM PDT
by
SAMWolf
To: Aquamarine
Now here's some real HUNKS!Put them in burkas, & we look ALL the same! Seen one, seen them all!
377
posted on
07/08/2002 4:26:15 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: SAMWolf
thinking...thinking...thinking ...
To: Mr_Magoo; SAMWolf
Sam, If I posted any of the jokes from my A list I would get banned! Same here!
379
posted on
07/08/2002 4:28:03 PM PDT
by
tomkow6
To: SAMWolf
I think the guy in the yellow spandex looks like he'd be alot of fun. haha!
Thanks for the link SAM. ;-)
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