Zahn vs. raccoon: It's close /PAGE SIX

WHEN Paula Zahn left Fox News Channel last September for CNN and a salary estimated as high as $4 million, FNC chief Roger Ailes said he wouldn't miss her. "A dead raccoon could get higher ratings," were his exact words. Now, 10 months later, a Fox flack chortles, "She's doing less than a dead raccoon." CNN's "American Morning with Paula Zahn" has drawn an average of 439,000 viewers since July 1, while "Fox & Friends" has had 714,000 viewers. That's 63 percent more audience for the FNC show featuring E.D. Donahey, Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade. "Her producers have tried everything - and everybody - to get her ratings up," said an insider. Jack Cafferty, Anderson Cooper, Bill Hemmer, Bill Bennett, Arthel Neville and Leon Harris have all lent a hand. "CNN is checking to see if Larry King can get up that early," joked our source. But CNN's Christa Robinson, who preferred to compare Zahn's numbers to those of a year earlier, said, "We couldn't be happier with Paula Zahn. The ratings are up 200 percent among 18-to-34- year-olds, with more than twice as many viewers overall. She's the single highest area of growth on our network."

"CNN's Christa Robinson, who preferred to compare Zahn's numbers to those of a year earlier, said,
"We couldn't be happier with Paula Zahn. The ratings are up 200 percent"

LOL. Can any rational human believe Turner OR CNN? Absolutely NOT.
They are compelled to destroy justice, liberty, and the American way.

NEW CNN TELEVISION SERIES

The New Destruction of Western Civilization by, and on, CNN

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Monday:

A program on 'Our Planned Future Complete Destruction of Israel'
narrated by Sheila MacVicar, Andrea Koppel and Terrorist Arafat.

Tuesday:

A startling program on "Our Previous Destruction of ~~Czecho..~~ 'Old-Switzerland'.

Wednesday:

Ms. Fonda Turner returns for 'Our Past and Future Treason against America'

THURSDAY:
Ted Turner will tell of his being "a student at Brown University
...kicked out for painting swastikas on the doors of Jewish student's rooms."
Turner will give an intro into turning Hate Crime,
like his, into paying off with billions and billions of $$$$$$$$.

Ted Turner, June 18, 2002: "So who are the terrorists?
I would make a case that both sides are involved in terrorism."

FRIDAY:
Ted Turner lists the 50 compelling reasons that
CNN sponsors, highlights, and supports Palestinian murderers.
CNN will continue to focus on the murderers calling the despicable terrorists "suicide bombers".

Saturday:

CNN argues that all murder and terrorism against Americans and Jews
is not really terrorism but is just a "CNN-reasonable alternative".

CNN harbors terrorists.

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