Black IX: "MAC-AULIFFE!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McLowlife...NOW!!!)

The Mysterious MudCave ^ | 31 July 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the McAuliff punk's gonna skate, kid; just watch & see."

Look, Listen, and Learn, Ye of Little Faith!!

T-MAXmyB!+C#!!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we haunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our money fightin' 'gainst what's Right!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DumbOl'RATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
EX-Prez'dent just oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
INDICT the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, Left can kiss my A$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

Yip yip yip YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW...MUD

[Sabertooth]

Bump to that. Thanks, Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

Byron York's "McAuliffe's Shady Business Past!!"

"In one deal, McAuliffe and the fund officials created a partnership to buy a large block of commercial real estate in Florida. McAuliffe put up $100 for the purchase, while the pension fund put up $39 million. Yet McAuliffe got a 50-percent interest in the deal; he eventually walked away with $2.45 million from his original $100 investment. In another instance, the pension fund loaned McAuliffe more than $6 million for a real-estate development, only to find that McAuliffe was unable to make payments for nearly five years."

The Punk's GOIN' DOWN!!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[paul51]

This is one guy I would really enjoy watching do the perp walk in cuffs.

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, El Maestro de Poesia...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This is one guy I would really enjoy watching do the perp walk in cuffs."

Oh yeah...and think about it, he's just the sort of political non-entity the RATS will offer up fer a sacrifice if the GOP's got the 'nads to go after him!! The RAT peons don't know McAuliffe from a hole in the ground, and Der SchleekMeister will gladly abandon him if the heat gets to be more than he cares to endure!!

However, T-Mac's the key to bringing Slick Willie to Justice, IMHO, as the Discovery Phase of McAuliffe's inevitable trials for Campaign Finace Abuses will unearth boucoups evidence of Slick Willie's involvement in McAuliffe scams!! By the time the RATS figger out what hit 'em, we'll have all the proof we need to INDICT William Jefferson Blythe Clinton!!

And there's absolutely no downside, 'cuz Terry McAullife is innately loathe-able...MUD

[paul51]

However, T-Mac's the key to bringing Slick Willie to Justice, IMHO, as the Discovery Phase of McAuliffe's inevitable trials for Campaign Finace Abuses will unearth boucoups evidence of Slick Willie's involvement in McAuliffe scams!!

That's why they will not let him fall

[Mudboy Slim]

"That's why they will not let him fall..."

LOL...good luck 'splainin' that to the voters!! McAuliffe's A$$ is grass...MUD

[paul51]

McAuliffe's A$$ is grass...MUD

Well, I hope your right.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Prosecution...NOW!!!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick while he's down!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...)8^D
Slick underestimates Right's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...By Halloween!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So US "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Left MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Ol' Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BTW..."the average murders per 100,000 residents won by Gore equals 13.2...the average murders per 100,000 residents won by Bush equals 2.1"...so says The Lovable Fuzzball!!!

What kind of Country do YOU want?!!...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I hope yer Right."

We possess the Power to make it so, my FRiend...MUD

[OldFriend]

The speech that McAwful gave was identical to the speeches slick willie gave against the first President Bush during the 1992 campaign. Same charges, same lies........

[Landru]

"Look, Listen, and Learn, Ye of Little Faith!!"

Alright, that does it Muddy1.
I've an idea...
They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002?
I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best.

If they *don't*??
I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?

Be careful, now; &, think over the wager very carefully.

...this one's a *genuine* sucker's bet! {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

"If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

We need a *witness* to this; know anyone trustworthy hangin' around who could act as a notary of sorts?
Not that I don't trust ya or anything like that, Mud.
Of course, I do.
(it's just that part of Clintigula's legacy [upon me] I can't shake... :o) )

You're ON!
You mark your ol' calendar, kid.

Yes indeed.
A Virginny ham, Richmond Ale, & Macanudos are enough to make me sound like the good Robert E. Lee himself, & in no time a'tall!

"Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail..."

HA!!!
Ok, then let the games begin.

...let's roll!

[Mudboy Slim]

"We need a *witness* to this..."

SHEEESH, dude, it's in writing here on "Black IX"...by this time next year, we may be to "Black XX" or so, but "Black IX" will still be linked!! But if you want a witness, let's call on the Sultan to referee.

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

thewre you go again!

free the southland,sw

[sultan88]

"Prosecution...NOW!!!!" (To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*) *(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Thanks fer resurrectin' this classic, which IMHO is the one of the best FReeps you have ever done (but I am partial to Dylan).

Again, a Great Job!!

[sultan88]

Slick underestimates Right's moxie...

I wonder if you have ever drunk a real Moxie. It's my favorite soft drink, but the only places I can find it is New Hampshire and Maine. When my next shipment arrives, we need to get together to "break bread" again and share a big frosty Moxie.