1/2 of All Americans Don't Believe ANYTHING Bubba Says--What's Wrong With Other 1/2?

The Washington Times ^ | 8/5/02 | Jennifer Harper

[TheTopRead]

Oh, dear. A Pew Research survey released yesterday stated that President Clinton "stands out for his extraordinarily low credibility." His ratings are lower than they were in the spring of 1998, when the Monica Lewinsky matter was in full bloom.

[TheTopRead]

What's your favorite Clinton lie?

[TheTopRead]

That latest one about going to Israel to fight and die in the trenches was simply amazing considering his flag burning, draft dodging, military loathing history. Has this man no shame? "Does this man know the meaning of shame?" would probably be a better question.

[tophat9000]

What's your favorite Clinton lie?

Oh I don’t know.. how about “I was a good President” is probably his biggest whopper

[billhilly]

"I did not have sex with that sink."

[guitfiddlist]

What's your favorite Clinton lie?

I'll withhold judgement until I get a chance to hear his lies when he finds his true calling.

"This is a sweet one, one owner, low mileage, runs great - and we'll let this one go at a loss...just for select customers like yourself."

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Pardon me, but the finger wagging at the camera lense on the other side of which was the whole country watching while the slimy blob said, I'm going to say this once more, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, and I blah, blah, blah..................... that memory will last me forever.....the rest of his lies just reinforce what we know (and alays knew) he is, traitor, philanderer, rapist, thief, coward, liar, amoral and mentally not fit to hold office.

[07055]

"I did not have sex with that sink."

By the way, that there been confirmation that the sink will be on display in the new Clinton doublewide library in Little Rock?

[GBA]

"What's your favorite Clinton lie?"

Though I've never actually heard him say this, my favorite Clinton lie would be: "I love my wife."

I'd love to see him say that with a straight face.

My second favorite lie wasn't a lie, but rather was a performance: When he was walking away from Ron Brown's funeral and notice the camera was on him. He went from laughing to wiping away a tear in about one step. A true master!

I can't forgive anyone for voting for him the second time, but I can understand how they were fooled.

[NC Conservative]

My favorite Clinton lie is the one about the black churches burning in Arkansas or the one where he said he used to fly back to the states when he was at oxford and he would leave La Guardia and just walk thru Harlem to get to where he was going cause it felt like home. His whole life is a lie. I loved it when the press would show him coming out of church. Here is a man who is for abortion, hates America, class warfare loving race baiting ass lick. Did he not once say that anyone who took th book of revelation literalyy was not right in the head.

[harpo11]

Two of my liberal friends finally saw the truth behind Clinton when he cravenly announced:

"The Israelis know that if the Iraqi or the Iranian army came
across the Jordan River,
I would personally grab a rifle,
get in a ditch,
and fight and die."

With this pompous mocking statement, they finally have lost all respect for this man, and called him a "phony". He mocks the brave men and women who do grab a rifle, fight and risk their lives in the battle against terrorists.

Keep the lies coming Bill Clinton so that more of your admirers and supporters will continue to wither on the vine.

[harpo11]

Favorite Clinton Lie: He worked harder than he ever had in his life and he could not possibly enact a middle class tax cut.

Next Favorite Clinton Lie: That he was working hard for the American People.

Next Next Favorite Clinton Lie: That he had to get back to doing the work the American People hired him to do.

Unfortunately, no one ever asked him to define the meaning of "work".

[Blood of Tyrants]

"What's Wrong With Other 1/2?"

They are stupid.

[South Dakota]

All of clintons lies all fall into the best category. I knew the man was a liar when he and the witch went on national tv to say he had never had an affair with Flowers.

[Joee]

"What's wrong with the other 1/2."

They are the ones that graduated for a US School.

[desertcry]

What's your favorite clinton lie That's a very tough question to answer. It's like asking, what's your favorite grain of sand in Daytona Beach.

[JulieRNR21]

Presidential Quiz (Lest we forget!)

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and
Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury
Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in
bad debt from investors, the public and the
government?

2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global
Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman
Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt
from investors, the public and the government?

3. Who was in the White House when the stock market
began to tank, reducing all those 401-K accounts?

4. Who was in the White House when the Justice
Department sought to destroy Microsoft, and the
investors and employees who relied on that company?

5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were
increased on Social Security recipients?

6. Who was in the White House when funds were diverted
from military and intelligence spending, despite
repeated terrorist attacks on American citizens by
Al-Qaeda both here and abroad, to massively
increase domestic spending?

7. Who was in the White House when the Sudanese
government made repeated offers to help the United
States capture Osama bin Laden - offers which were
ignored?

8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese
were given technology to help them build long-range
nuclear missiles aimed at the United States?

9. Who was in the White House when our Justice
Department was turned into a criminal defense team
to protect the president, first lady and vice
president of the United States?

10. Who was in the White House when pardons were sold
to the highest bidder, furniture that was not
nailed to the White House floor was moved to
Chappaqua, and the White House was vandalized in
the final days of the administration?

11. Which first lady, with no experience whatsoever,
made a $100,000 profit on a $1,000 investment over
a 10-month period in the cattle futures market?

12. Which senator timed the signing of a
multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to
being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics
rules?

13. Which president was the only president in American
history to set up a legal defense fund?

14. Which president was the only elected president in
American history to be impeached?

15. Which president was the only president to be held
in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge?

16. Which president was the only president to pay
hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle a sexual
harassment lawsuit?

17. Which president was the only president accused of
rape?

Of course, the answer to all these questions is Bill
and Hillary Clinton.

Their legacy is the most disgraceful and corrupt in
American history. And despite their best efforts to
rewrite history, we know who they are and what they
are.

And, this list did not include the disgraceful pardon of
Marc Rich, one of the 10 most wanted of the FBI, and others in exchange for favors.

[Exit148]

You beat me with my favorite!

-----"I never worked harder blah,blah,blah,blah------"

[Exit148]

Good, concise list!

[albee]

Thanks for your excellent post #16, JulieRNR21! You certainly put it in perspective for us. Now if we can only get Republican Spokespeople to ask these questions on the Sunday morning shows, the 2004 elections would be a Republican landslide!

[San Jacinto]

What's your favorite Clinton lie?

"I will preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States..."

[San Jacinto]

Well said!

[Bommer]

Ballad of the Lying Schmuck!
(sung to the Ballad of the Green Berets)

\ Corrupt scum stands and lies
For Israel he'll fight and die!
Say anything the crap he'll shuck
Its Bill Clinton, the lying schmuck!

For Vietnam, he fled the draft
Too busy saving his coward ass!
He burned our flag and sang a song,
in praise of the Viet-Cong!

Republican Conspiracy
"How dare they tell the truth of me?!"
"I had no sex with an intern!"
"It was Right-wing planted sperm!"

Impeached and can't practice law!
but keeps on lying, now that takes gall!
"I was always right! And Bush Sucks!"
From the gospel of the lying schmuck!

[JamesWilson]

Ah feel your pain.

[JulieRNR21]

Now if we can only get Republican Spokespeople to ask these questions on the Sunday morning shows, the 2004 elections would be a Republican landslide!

We must keep reminding Americans (via letters to the editor) ....since the liberal media ignores the truth about Bubba & Bubbette!

[KeyBored]

So many lies.

So little time.

[harpo11]

Wonderful post JulieRNR21.

I'd like to add the pardon of the Puerto Rican terrorists, too!

[TLBSHOW]

classic

[Lib-Lickers 2]

Come on guys,, the number one best lie was his first major media lie,, the one lie that started it all,, "I NEVER INHALED"!

[JulieRNR21]

Wonderful post JulieRNR21. I'd like to add the pardon of the Puerto Rican terrorists, too!

OOPS...thanks....forgot that one....very important because (as Barbara Olsen stated) it sent the message to Osama bin Laden that the US was 'soft on terrorists'.

[Intolerant in NJ]

1/2 of All Americans Don't Believe ANYTHING Bubba Says--What's Wrong With Other 1/2?...just as bad, another part of the poll found that 12% of respondents believed "most or all of what Clinton said" (down from 17% in 1998) - now those are some real nut cases.....

[lone star annie]

Ah was ministering to Monica a confused young lady.

[Congressman Billybob]

More data from the survey would be useful. So 22% of Democrats "believe almost nothing that Clinton (him) says." What's the breakdown of the remaining 78%? Do, say, half of the Democrats still generally believe Clinton? Are half of the Democrats as deaf, dumb, blind and stupid as Dan Rather? Inquiring minds want to know.

Congressman Billybob

Click for: "Three People Who Are a Waste of DNA." Use the top link on this page for the new booklet, "To Restore Trust in America."

[ravinson]

1/2 of All Americans Don't Believe ANYTHING Bubba Says...

Yes, but when he sings he's more revealing:

[DoughtyOne]

Damn, I didn't realize they performed that many lobotomies.

[Wil H]

What's your favorite Clinton lie?

Oh come on ! how could you possibly wade through that much sh*t and single out just one? Good lord it's like trying to find your favorite pebble on a beach.

[nutmeg]

bttt

[GBA]

What a great (infamous?) list of questions!!! I'm going to email it to some friends. Thanks for this post!