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Fisherman Reels In Human Head - odd quote w/in story
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Posted on 08/26/2002 5:52:39 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch
Golfers do it too:
A guy comes home and his wife meets him at the door. "So how'd the game go, honey?"
"Bad news, dear - Bob had a heart attack on the 11th hole."
"How awful!"
"Yeah, it was. Hit a shot, drag Bob, hit a shot, drag Bob..."
To: wimpycat
man, we should be ashamed of the puns we made on this post... i mean really, if my employers ever knew i had that kinda sense of humor, heads would roll (wait a minute, they ALREADY DID!) ::slaps self::
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
08/26/2002 6:15:51 PM PDT
by
NYer
To: MacDorcha
And we know that employers are looking for any reason they can to reduce head counts...
To: NYer
Ummm... Uh-oh... here come the nail jokes...
To: Chad Fairbanks
as would most managers with a good head on their shoulders
To: Chad Fairbanks
you hit that nail on the............ well, you should know by now:)
To: wimpycat
So what's a few hours' delay?Well if they packed it in ice and rushed it to the hospital, the surgeons may have been able to reattach it.
To: Willie Green
i thought you put that sorta thing in milk.... man, i just love this post, im like my dad.... a bad joke factory
To: Willie Green
Well if they packed it in ice and rushed it to the hospital, the surgeons may have been able to reattach it.
Attach it to what?
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posted on
08/26/2002 6:24:22 PM PDT
by
Khepera
To: InvisibleChurch
This may seem unreasonable to people who don't go fishing, but if you're 22 miles out and they're biting, then the severed head can wait a few hours...
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posted on
08/26/2002 6:25:38 PM PDT
by
Geronimo
To: InvisibleChurch
. . .a scene from 'The Shipping News'. . .grim.
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posted on
08/26/2002 6:26:28 PM PDT
by
cricket
To: Chad Fairbanks
One fisherman to the other, "Hey, hold my beer, I gotta go to the head....oops, nevermind".
Leni
To: Khepera
Attach it to what?Depends on what else they caught.
A tuna perhaps?
To: Willie Green
No you don't what that. I have a talking fish thats anoying enough.
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posted on
08/26/2002 6:28:26 PM PDT
by
Khepera
To: MacDorcha
I should stop... as a compassionate person, I feel sorry for the poor head, so sad and lonely with no body to call it's own...
To: Jimer
Obviously the head's name is Bob. Oh, Bob..My Chum!
The rest of him was covered with these good-sized lobstehs. So we took em off, and set him out again....
To: Willie Green
i wanna know what kinda fight something like that would put up.....
To: Khepera
I'm sure there's a headless body floating around somewhere...
To: Chad Fairbanks
WILSON!!!! YOU'VE RETURNED!!!!
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