A Soon-to-be-Classic Clinton Caption This!

NY Post - paper version ^ | 8.31.2002 | ?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yesterday at a fair in upstate NY - food in one hand and "One Night Stand" in the other. Have at it, and have a great weekend! :-)

[Caipirabob]

ROTFL!!!!

Oh man, this doesn't even need a caption! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[Diogenesis]

Just later:

[runningbear]

Hill:"I told you Bill, I don't swallow!"

sorry, bad taste....lol

[kayak]

GAG!!!!!!!!!!

[EODGUY]

Question, NYC....Is that the book for which the perverted, impeached former president got the obnoxious monetary advance to author? Is it his autobiography?

Enquiring people want to know. :)

EODGUY

[cardinal4]

"Is that a Hot Dog or are you just glad.........."

[CIB-173RDABN]

Hillary to Bill, "So this is your new book.

[ErnBatavia]

"Hey, Y'all - see this hog behind me? One night was more than enough and ah still ended up with Chelsea!"

[ErnBatavia]

Gotta love it - Bill STILL wears those "Big Boy" jeans.

[elcaudillo]

"Thanks America. Thanks Arkansas and New York for making certain our dreams come true. Of course what is a dream for some is a nightmare for others."

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I certainly hope they sprayed some insecticide afterwords.

[NYC GOP Chick]

No, I think it's the playbill or flyer for some play. But kudos to the impish person who got him to hold it up for the cameras. :-D

[TightSqueeze]

"I am the greatest, it says so right here".

[HighWheeler]

Look at that ballooning gut and sagging face on XXX42.

And of course, we have Crusty the Clown in a black PantSuit.

[NYC GOP Chick]

And why is she wearing the g-damn pantsuit at a state fair? Does she ever *not* wear it? Or has it melded to her body by now? Oh well, at least she's not wearing some sweater (in a poll-tested color) carefully thrown over her shoulders and tied by her neck to appear jaunty.

Oh, and there's a bread store in Penn Station that reminds me of her -- it's called Hot & Crusty. I snicker every time I see it, and now I have my father doing that too, sort of. :-)

[Miss Marple]

Notice that none of the people around them look happy. When pictures are taken of President Bush, the people round him look joyful. I think there is a lesson here somewhere.

[NYC GOP Chick]

That President Bush represents goodness, while the Sinkmaster and Old Crusty emanate evil?

[EODGUY]

Wanna bet he plagarizes the title for his autobiography? What would be more fitting?

I can see the introduction now, "I'm not just a believer in one-night stands......I wrote the book."

[shiva]

In post 3...what kind of bracelete is he wearing? Is it a tattoo?

[Miss Marple]

Bingo. I keep hoping for that long-delayed lightning bolt to make things apparent to the easily duped.

[mountaineer]

Is Hillary trying to apply the Vulcan death pinch? For an even more frightening photo (where they both appear under the influence of something other than power, for a change), click here

[Physicist]

"It's the story of how we conceived Chelsea!"

[rabidralph]

That's a very nice friendship bracelet he's got there on his limpy right wrist; I wonder who gave it to him.

[Miss Marple]

YIKES! That is a positively SCARY picture! Plus he looks like he has a boil on his face! YIKES!

[mountaineer]

Check out the photo I linked in #22 - he's wearing bracelets there, too. As noted on another thread, if one of them says "WWJD," I expect a lightning bolt at any moment.

[Bad~Rodeo]

Look at that ballooning gut and sagging face on XXX42.

Look what he's married to...L~

[hellinahandcart]

Did you catch this show live? :D

[HighWheeler]

There's also the finger he wagged at us while he lied about "that woman".

[Diogenesis]

Good pick up -- and point.

[HighWheeler]

"Look what he's married to...L~

I already did once. I spewed. I hope my appetite returns by lunchtime.

[MinuteGal]

Note the two unsmiling, hard-faced, un-feminine-looking Old Crusty clones behind Hitlery. I'll bet they're in her entourage. How many average, normal women would don black crusties for a summer's day at the fair?

All these three witches of Endor need is armbands and jackboots to complete their uniforms.

Leni

[Miss Marple]

Try to imagine Hillary doing anything other than scratching for power, giving orders, and setting "policy." You can't.

It is impossible to think of her working in a garden, reading a novel, watching a movie, hiking, playing tennis...She is 24/7 consumed with power. That is her whole life.

[FenianOfEire]

The purple bracelet? I can see it...but I zeroed in on his clenched jaw... Like there was a heckler nearby...

[mountaineer]

In a slap in the face to all veterans (check the hat):

Former President Bill Clinton works the crowd during a visit to the New York State Fair in Syracuse, N.Y., Friday, Aug. 30, 2002. (AP Photo/Kevin Rivoli)

[nravoter]

Bill to guy behind the counter:

"A word of advice, friend: Keep the eats coming, unless you want to hear her start talking again."

[mountaineer]

x42 managed to do some politicking at the fair. It wasn't all fun and food (too bad he didn't choke on that wiener):

SYRACUSE, New York - A U.S. attack on Iraq could give Saddam Hussein an excuse to use weapons of mass destruction against the United States and its allies, former U.S. President Bill Clinton said.

Clinton said Friday that the current administration should move cautiously on Iraq and urged President George W. Bush to listen to Congress and the American public.

"Looking at it from the outside, it seems to me we have maximum incentive now for him not to use these weapons and not to give them to anybody. Because he knows all of America is ready to go after him, and would if he did that," Clinton said at the New York State Fair after speaking at a luncheon hosted by his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. full story.

[shiva]

In a slap in the face to all veterans (check the hat)

And all planned!What's the chances of co-ordinating a cap with your ensemble?

[IronJack]

What's that growth hanging off his right arm?

[winodog]

As noted on another thread, if one of them says "WWJD," I expect a lightning bolt at any moment.

What would jezebel do?

[catfish1957]

Ugh....

Tastes like Hillary

[csvset]

Lol. What a pic! What we don't see is the phone number of a Clinton groupie scrawled on the back of the playbill. The USSS will have to "stand guard" whilst Bubba is serviced.

Look at the look on the Hildabeast's face!

"Huh, call me for a good time? Who wrote this?"

Meanwhile, Bubba is cheesing it up. I hope that sandwich clogs his arteries that much quicker.

[muir_redwoods]

"What Would Judas do?"

[Lokibob]

Don't ever forget, he referred to the Viet Veterans Memorial as a "Tourist Attraction".

[cardinal4]

Look at that ballooning gut and sagging face on XXX42.

I have said it here a hundred times; Cocaine Hydrochloride and Boodles Gin are taking their toll on x42.

[Uff Da]

Here's a closer look at that strange-looking bracelet...

[HighWheeler]

"Notice that none of the people around them look happy. When pictures are taken of President Bush, the people round him look joyful. I think there is a lesson here somewhere."

Delivered:

[Miss Marple]

Maybe it's a tracking device he is required to wear. You know, sort of like those bracelets that the in-home detention criminals have to wear at all times....

[Teacup]

Bill: "I thought this was another book about my life."

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Hillary: "I told you Bill. I'm not Monica."

[RippleFire]

Who are the "Matrix" girls in sunglasses? Dows Hillary have an all female Secret Service squad?