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Q: "Why were more errors like this made by Democrats than by Republicans?"

True story: When I was in Palm Beach last year I entered an apartment complex unfamiliar to me and stepped onto the elevator. A little old lady standing next to the panel asked me what floor I wanted and I said "26". There was no "26" button so she pressed "20" and "6" and said to me "that ought to do it"

I wonder how she voted.

42 posted on 09/04/2002 6:34:51 AM PDT by Genaro
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To: Genaro
True story: When I was in Palm Beach last year I entered an apartment complex unfamiliar to me and stepped onto the elevator. A little old lady standing next to the panel asked me what floor I wanted and I said "26". There was no "26" button so she pressed "20" and "6" and said to me "that ought to do it"
Must have been her meds. Of course, she didn't know you were a secret agent going to your secret lair (since you told her you were going to the 26th floor and there was no 26th floor button. Oh, wait - you meant the roof, right?
49 posted on 09/04/2002 6:43:22 AM PDT by dark_lord
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What a doofus! Anyone with half a brain knows you're supposed to press 18 and 8.
52 posted on 09/04/2002 6:49:18 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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Did you tell her "I'm Batman"? Even Batman has to vacation once in a while. Palm Beach is a pretty good spot to go undetected in a 26th floor Batcave. Those Batmask tan lines are a dead give-away though.
55 posted on 09/04/2002 6:50:28 AM PDT by blackdog
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There was no "26" button so she pressed "20" and "6" and said to me "that ought to do it"

So what would you have done? How did you get to 26? Just curious.

63 posted on 09/04/2002 7:15:04 AM PDT by Between the Lines
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Entertaining questions to ask a Floriduh voter......

When driving on a one way street, why does everyone else go the wrong way?

What weighs more, a witch or a duck?

If Janet Reno is driving her red truck with a drink in one hand and a 14 year old girl in the other, How long will it take her to get to Coral Gables assuming no headwind and a police escourt?

How many Budhist nuns does it take to launder $130,000 in individual campaign contributions?

If Al Gore is faced with a rice patty on three sides and must cross it, does he walk on the water or does he walk on the water?

If Al Gore has suckered it, picked it, hung it to dry, and killed his sister with it, what is it?

When tying your boot during a photo-op in Vietnam, it it best to hold your M-16 pointed under your chin, at your forehead, or at your platoon leader?

67 posted on 09/04/2002 7:33:35 AM PDT by blackdog
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A little old lady standing next to the panel asked me what floor I wanted and I said "26". There was no "26" button so she pressed "20" and "6" and said to me "that ought to do it"

Next time just tell her to push "13" twice!

Doesn't Roky Erikson live on the 13th floor?

86 posted on 09/04/2002 9:05:22 AM PDT by weegee
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To: Genaro
True story: When I was in Palm Beach last year I entered an apartment complex unfamiliar to me and stepped onto the elevator. A little old lady standing next to the panel asked me what floor I wanted and I said "26". There was no "26" button so she pressed "20" and "6" and said to me "that ought to do it"

No WAY! This has to be the funniest thing I've read all day!

99 posted on 09/04/2002 1:10:06 PM PDT by paulklenk
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