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Favorite Clinton Lie
My Squash ^ | 9/4/02 | Burkeman1

Posted on 09/05/2002 12:33:07 PM PDT by Burkeman1

What is your favorite Clinton lie? It can be a big one or a small one. This could be the longest thread in FR history.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; liar; lies
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To: InvisibleChurch

I had to try this myself. Thanks IC.

101 posted on 09/05/2002 2:59:36 PM PDT by Magnum44
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To: Burkeman1
"What is your favorite Clinton lie? It can be a big one or a small one."

Lie: "It's a big one"

No, Mr. President, it's a wee one, and bent at that!
102 posted on 09/05/2002 3:33:52 PM PDT by APBaer
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To: Magnum44
right on
103 posted on 09/05/2002 3:41:46 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: Alamo-Girl
bttt
104 posted on 09/05/2002 5:26:46 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: Dick Bachert
No further comment needed!!
105 posted on 09/05/2002 5:29:53 PM PDT by kaki
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To: InvisibleChurch
I need to download this. Where can I find it?

106 posted on 09/05/2002 5:34:35 PM PDT by dpa5923
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To: Burkeman1
"Talk to my lawyer." (*His answer to rape allegations...)
107 posted on 09/05/2002 5:34:52 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Slyfox
I thought you may want to contribute to this thread.
108 posted on 09/05/2002 5:45:28 PM PDT by The Energizer
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To: dpa5923
i copied it from a previous an earlier FR thread ... here is the property...if it helps...sorry

http://www.ibeco.com/monkeycam/images-mc/clinton.gif

109 posted on 09/05/2002 5:48:43 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: Allrich Towing
Good one.
110 posted on 09/05/2002 5:52:05 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: CheezyD
That's a misquote, he actually said another word for donkey hole.
111 posted on 09/05/2002 5:53:59 PM PDT by Monty22
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To: Burkeman1
what do I look like a supercomputer how could I possibly categorize clinton lies my brain cannot fathom numbers that big
112 posted on 09/05/2002 5:55:54 PM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: cd jones
which part is copyrighted???
113 posted on 09/05/2002 5:56:02 PM PDT by ALS
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To: InvisibleChurch
Thanks guy!
114 posted on 09/05/2002 5:56:19 PM PDT by dpa5923
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To: Alamo-Girl
You win.......hands down!

115 posted on 09/05/2002 5:57:35 PM PDT by justshe
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To: Burkeman1
"That depends on your definition of the word "alone". Technically nobody is ever alone, Huh, huh, huh."
116 posted on 09/05/2002 6:03:07 PM PDT by Cornjonny
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To: RedBloodedAmerican; Burkeman1
What is your favorite Clinton lie?

To: Burkeman1 -- 23 posted on 9/5/02 12:42 PM Pacific by RedBloodedAmerican ~~~~ "I, William Jefferson Clinton..."

THIS THREAD IS OVER -- we have a "Winner".

Congratulations, RBA (I must sadly append... for whatever it's worth)

The rest of us are, of course, the Losers herein.

117 posted on 09/05/2002 6:04:17 PM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian
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To: ALS
I think I got the first part (ending at the copyright notice) from the RNC website in '96
118 posted on 09/05/2002 6:24:43 PM PDT by cd jones
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119 posted on 09/05/2002 6:25:07 PM PDT by Bob J
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To: Bob J
Honest Monica, no one will ever find out....
120 posted on 09/05/2002 6:28:38 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian
Well, I agree with the winner, but I have grown quite fond of this one --
121 posted on 09/05/2002 7:06:27 PM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
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To: Burkeman1
"I could have got Osama Ben Laden any time."

"I did not rape that Broderick woman, it was consentual."

122 posted on 09/05/2002 7:57:02 PM PDT by Paulus Invictus
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To: getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
Kudos, Palm Beach.

That is bloody FReepin' hilarious. ;-)

Question to the Liberal Press:


123 posted on 09/05/2002 8:32:32 PM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian
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To: terilyn
Volley bttt!
124 posted on 09/05/2002 9:05:19 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: justshe
Thank you!!! Hugs!
125 posted on 09/05/2002 9:06:17 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: mass55th
"My Name is Bill Clinton and I think you deserve more than just a 30 second sound bite, that's why I'm proposing a comprehensive budget that starts with a tax cut for the middle class."---Bill Clinton -1992
126 posted on 09/05/2002 9:08:45 PM PDT by JPJones
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To: Burkeman1
My favorite "Clinton Lie" wasn't a genuine Clinton Lie. Merely a Clinton-esque Lie. Al Gore, whom at one time I merely thought decent but horribly misguided, transformed into mindnumbingly stupid overnight with his claim to have heard his parents lull him to sleep with "Looook foooor, the union laaaabel..." when the tune had been written when he was a young pup of 27 years!

Clearly, they must have been dog years...
127 posted on 09/05/2002 9:47:49 PM PDT by BradyLS
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To: Burkeman1
"I'ma gonna focus lak'a layzur beam on the proplems of this cuntry..."

"...Ah never dit worked s'hard in awl ma life as I dit to give the mittle class a tax cut. But I couldn't find uh way..."

No...no...no...no...no... *thump*....*thump*...*thump*

"I will run the most ethical administration that this cuntry has ever seed...

She shor' do look purty... (refering to a mummified Andean girl)...Ah woodent mind askin' her out..."

"Heh, heh, heh... Y'all hert that Rush Limbaw stukt up fer Janet Reno t'other day... Heh, heh, heh... He only dont it cuz she was attack't by uh blahk guy! Heh...heh... *ahem* (stunned silence follows)

(Talking Jim Lehrer) "Ah think that blahk folks enjoy th' neewz, ever bit as much as ortinary Americans doo!"

Ah... ...did not... ...have... ...sex'al relations... ...with that woman... ... ... ... ...MissLoowinskee!!!
128 posted on 09/05/2002 10:09:22 PM PDT by BradyLS
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To: The Energizer
My favorite ClintonLie was when he was chastising the Republicans about the horribleness of bearing false witness. And the real kicker is that he actually had a shocked look on his face as he said it.
129 posted on 09/05/2002 11:58:41 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Howlin
Golly-bum! It makes Clinton sound like he's some sort of snake-in-the-grass.
130 posted on 09/06/2002 12:04:31 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian
This is one that I won't call my favorite *anything*...just that it's a prime example of how disgraceful Bill has been to himself, this nation, and our military...

Wish I could find the picture that *oops!*...shows the photographer's shadow just feet from the prezz. Oh, and I thought this was a private stroll that was captured with a telephoto lens?

Anyway...from http://www.punditreview.com/presidents_normandy.htm :

"During his 1994 visit to the hallowed beaches of Normandy, Bill Clinton staged perhaps the most disgraceful photo-op in the history of the presidency. As Michael Hutchison noted, 'The lone President arranging a pile of suspicious rocks into a cross on Normandy Beach while a perfectly-framed navy battleship just happens to float in the background.' The interesting part of all of this is that photos of the beach only minutes earlier had shown no rocks nearby. They had been planted there by Clinton staffers for the phony photo op. It got even more transparent later on when Clinton 'noticed that the small flag on a soldier's tombstone had apparently blown over and then rolled itself up; frowning that exaggerated frown and shaking his head in disgust, he unfurls the flag, plants it and salutes it while photographers shoot video of this 'private moment' from behind the cemetary's fence.' What a guy."
131 posted on 09/06/2002 6:11:37 AM PDT by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
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bttt
132 posted on 09/16/2002 3:31:16 PM PDT by Tailgunner Joe
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To: Burkeman1

bttt


133 posted on 12/05/2007 6:36:52 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Her campaign crashing? Her smear of influence won’t allow it.)
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To: Burkeman1

The newest one, told in Spain, was that he had seen every movie Penelope Cruz ever made. (So predictable and characteristic, it had to be a lie!)


134 posted on 12/05/2007 6:39:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: Burkeman1

“The era of big government is over”!!!


135 posted on 12/05/2007 6:40:27 PM PST by stockstrader (We need a conservative who will ENERGIZE the Party, not a liberal who will DEMORALIZE it!)
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To: Burkeman1

“Waco? That was Janet Reno’s deal.”


136 posted on 12/05/2007 6:43:20 PM PST by FrdmLvr
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To: Burkeman1

Actually, it’s been proven he is a pathological liar...which means every statement is a lie.


137 posted on 12/05/2007 6:44:04 PM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: TommyDale
You realize this thread could actually surpass "War and Peace" in volume.

LOL!! I'm picturing an emergency FReepathon to cover the cost of additional storage for a thread with 100,000 replies.

138 posted on 12/05/2007 6:49:10 PM PST by Hardastarboard (DemocraticUnderground.com is an internet hate site.)
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To: Burkeman1

http://www.clintonpresidentialcenter.org/legacy/052098-press-briefing-by-mike-mccurry.htm

Q Mike, would you care to respond to Newt Gingrich’s call for a special committee now to investigate these latest allegations that Chinese money went from Johnny Chung to the Democratic Party and may have resulted in the lifting of satellite technology restrictions on China?

MR. MCCURRY: That sounds like a mouthful. Sounds like a mouthful. I’m not sure that any of that has been established at all. I’m not even sure —

Q Well, I thought they were allegations.

MR. MCCURRY: I’m not even sure that those are allegations in some respects. I think those are suspicions, but no one has made those allegations. The Speaker apparently believes that people should know more about this, and so do we, and the Speaker may want to be in contact with Chairman Gilman because he may inadvertently be undercutting the work that Chairman Gilman and the International Relations Committee is already doing with respect to that matter, or he might not be aware of the extensive work we’ve done to try to help the committee understand those matters.


139 posted on 12/05/2007 6:53:07 PM PST by april15Bendovr
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To: Burkeman1

My favorite Clinton lie is when the lips moved.


140 posted on 12/06/2007 6:48:02 AM PST by TommyDale (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: Shryke
This is a trick question - everything he has ever said contained lies, how in hell can I remember it all?!

You're right. Why don't we just change it to a contest to see who can remember something Clinton said that was true?

You try. I can't think of anything. I'm out.

141 posted on 12/06/2007 6:50:31 AM PST by uncitizen
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To: Shenandoah
"I was obsessed with Bin Laden."

That is such a huge Klinton lie, it angers me just to read it again. He gave us 911.

142 posted on 12/06/2007 6:53:12 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: Burkeman1

“I love my wife.”


143 posted on 12/06/2007 6:55:28 AM PST by bmwcyle (BOMB, BOMB, BOMB,.......BOMB, BOMB IRAN)
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To: Burkeman1

Bimp to the top


144 posted on 07/26/2013 9:11:35 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ -- http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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