Because as clear as the sun sets in the west no one, not any dolthead liberal, not any collegiate, not any Bush I associates, not any person wearing a tablecloth on their head or soft spoken spinner, and definitely not Tom Daschle, the midget from South Dakota, will tell this citizen anything other than there is absolutely no reason for one Saddamn Hussein to have this stuff.
This is no time for fools and the fools have spoken their piece. They must shut up now. For if anyone beyond perhaps the OJ jury was sitting in judgement of the facts as presented, they could only find guilty ...beyond any reasonable doubt.
The midget from South Dakota will have to look this citizen in the eye and tell her just why Saddamn needs mustard gas by the tons. Mustard gas, Mr. Daschle. There is no need for this and if anyone should try to tell me that one very unstable and dangerous man on this entire earth should have this kind of stockpiled....well I might sell that person a nice Brooklyn Bridge.
It's time for the idiots to step aside. Send them all to one happy place...send them all to South Dakota. They can argue and debate and primp their brains and have a grand old time. They can jump up on Mount Rushmore and show us their very open minds and pump their pretty prose. If Jimmy Carter's up there, push him off.
Because THIS citizen ain't buying it I don't care what they say. This planet earth does not need one worthless Saddamn possessing all of these biological weapons. There is nothing anyone could possibly tell me that would justify this.
You peaceniks all go to South Dakota with the midget. There's real work to be done here. Let the real men get on with it.