Evil GOP Bastards Site Memorializes Freepers!

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[ladtx]

They may not be too far off. I've got a banana peel in my wastebasket.

[SoDak]

The guy who runs this site is available at http://www.prometheus-imports.com/ according to wht I see. Iraqi war might be bad for his business?

[ladtx]

I wanna know how they got my graduation picture.

[MassExodus]

That's GREAT !

* Knuckles dragging, making ape like grunts *

[Scourge of God]

I'm outraged! We're at least as good as Dittoheads!

You'll notice the guy doesn't have a chat page up. He knows he'd get blasted!

[LonePalm]

Knuckle dragggging BUMP!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[CougarGA7]

When was Neanderthal Man involved in American Politics?

By the way, my wife Koko says that's a good picture of me.

[tet68]

Yes, my knuckles do drag the ground but then so does my D**K.

Those Demonrats just didn't have a picture of a man devolving into a rat,
although a picture of Dashole would have worked.

Maybe, FDR,Johnson,Clinton,Gore,Dashole. Of course that chart would work either way you wanted to go.

[Pharmboy]

Yeah...but look on the bright side: PETA will now defend us.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

We can type with our hands and our feet. Leads to more typos, though.

LOL! Those guys are nothing compared to the dissenters around here before registration.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Funny how chimps are running circles around internet liberals, is it not? [Searching for grubs.]

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hey, we are lower to the ground. Less wind resistance and such. The knuckles come in handy when going off road. Better traction, don'tcha know.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I'm outraged! We're at least as good as Dittoheads!

Let me get this straight. A 'modern man' needs to look at talking heads to believe them... TV. A neanderthal needs a radio to listen to. Smart enough not to need the talking head. And then a chimp can run a computer, go online, and blast democrats all day. Ok. Got it. =]

[ArrogantBustard]

I have a tail.

And feathers. Don't forget the feathers. Us birds gotta flock together.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Hey, doesn't go far enough. I just had back surgery. I am not all that sure that being a vertibrate and walking upright is all that it's cracked up to be. Maygbe the invertibrates have it on us. Oh, my aching back. Right now an exoskeleton sounds good.

[Argus]

Here's a sample of the site's profound grasp of the current situation, from their homepage:

To reiterate: Iraq is a stable, secular state ruled by a dictator motivated by realpolitik -- rational territorial and political ambitions. Even if Iraq develops nuclear weapons, the threat of instant nuclear retaliation would deter their use.

So the moralists at "GOP Bastards" think it's better to nuke Baghdad at some point in the future, killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqis in one giant strike, than to simply kill one Iraqi now - Saddam Hussein - and liberate the whole country. This is their "realpolitik".

God save us from these idealists.

[TheBigB]

Why yes, that IS a banana in my pocket. =D

[grania]

I wanna know how they got my graduation picture.

No way...that was my prom date.

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

There is one theory an infinite number of FReepers could theoretically type all the great works of literature.

[MadIvan]

Really. If the Left is so "evolved", why do they:

• think the works of Robert Mapplethorpe are art?
• think "The Vagina Monologues" represent quality drama?
• think anything done by Gore Vidal is literature?
• think anything done by George Michael is music?
• think that Ebonics represents proper grammar?
• think that "heroin chic" is an acceptable fashion?

Unevolved indeed. The barbarians at the gate are all singing "The Internationale". Fortunately we stand at the gates, and the Americans among us are armed with guns.

Regards, Ivan