Don't Ask Me Why, But...

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[Hillary's Folly]

Don't Ask Me Why, But...

By Norm Liebmann

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Don’t ask me why, but it won’t be long before AK47s replace dollars as world currency.

Don’t ask me why, but no man is his brother’s keeper, no matter how desperately Bill Clinton’s brother needs one.

Don’t ask me why, but the French are incapable of forgiving Americans for the sacrifices we made on their behalf.

Don’t ask me why, but if success went to Norman Mailer’s head, it had to be introduced rectally.

Don’t ask me why, but the Clintons will finally find a true way to express the depth of their caring about children by becoming a pimp and his “ho” working Sesame Street.

Don’t ask me why, but most Las Vegas bookmakers will lay odds of eight to five that Senator Leahy doesn't  urinate standing up.

Don’t ask me why, but Bill Clinton will eventually return to Washington in his natural role as an ombudsman for needy traitors. 

Don’t ask me why, but it would not surprise me if Halle Berry complained about the Oscar statuette she was awarded because it did not include batteries.

Don’t ask me why, but the Clinton Library would make an ideal annex to the Kremlin.

Don’t ask me why, but Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein would have made ideal groupies for Rasputin.

Don’t ask me why, but America’s best chance of success against Iraq can only begin by divesting itself of faithless allies.

Don’t ask me why, but the Civil Rights Movement has become a cancer on American demographics.

Don’t ask me why, but if compassion is not just a George W. Bush political ploy, then it has to be something infinitely worse.

Don’t ask me why, but the people with the least at stake in this country have the loudest voices.

Don’t ask my why, but the perfect metaphor for comparing the relative merits of liberals and conservatives is Hillary Clinton’s and Ann Coulter’s legs.

Don’t ask me why, but it is no accident that Hollywood keeps making films that celebrate U.S. military defeats such as Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk Down - and any Viet Nam debacle that is a target of opportunity for unpatriotic exploitation.

Don’t ask me why, but political correctness is a crock of shit, and anyone with an IQ of more than one digit will not be bound by it.

Don’t ask me why, but in times of stress, the vertebrae of Trent Lott’s spine telescopes shut.

Don’t ask me why, but if a movie star accidentally showed up at the Academy Awards Show with his fly open, the next day there wouldn’t be a closed zipper in Hollywood. (So much for originality in Lotusland.)

Don’t ask me why, but Democrats in Congress will soon propose making Hamas a member of NAFTA.

Don’t ask my why, but even if Hillary Clinton is not elected the first woman President, she will probably find a way to sleep with the woman who is.continue

[mass55th]

"Don’t ask me why, but the Clintons will finally find a true way to express the depth of their caring about children by becoming a pimp and his “ho” working Sesame Street."

[San Jacinto]

Don't ask me why but the name is an anagram.

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA --

When you rearrange the letters, it reads:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

[Quix]

SOOO GOOD IT'S ALMOST EMBARRASSING.

[gcruse]

You're too young to remember, but back in
the old day, Norm used to be real funny.
No, really.

[mass55th]

"When you rearrange the letters, it reads: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS"

That's awesome!!! You certainly made my day and gave me a good chuckle!!