Joint Resolution (advance copy of markup of Iraq J.Res.)

TheScoop.org ^ | 10.2.02

[hchutch]

Even further down the MEMCON:

"Yeah, and next time, tell the Iraqi foreign minister that even IF the warning shot takes out their lead T-72, that is NO REASON to start taking shots at American troops!"

...

Another MEMCON:
"Tell those guys from 1st Armored that they did a nice job on those Republican Guard tanks... keep it up."

[Poohbah]

KULU QA'IDATIKUM NAMLIKUHA

[steveegg]

Works for me (ROFLMAO).

[mhking]

"fire a warning shot into its bow"

"Mr. Worf....Fire."

[hchutch]

Another MEMCON:

"Look, how do you EXPECT an A-10 pilot to determine if a T-72 is al-Qaida or Iraqi? Do some Special Forces guys need to walk up and ASK them if they are Iraqi military or al-Qaida? Sheesh... next you'll be saying that we're responsible for that accidental explosion at that bio-war factory near Baghdad..."

[steveegg]

"Mr. Worf....Fire."

"You may fire wh...ON THE WAY!!!!!"

[hchutch]

"Oops, I did it again..."
"Gunner, did you just hit ANOTHER Iraqi tank?"

[mhking]

"Gunner, did you just hit ANOTHER Iraqi tank?"

Britney Spears -- singing the theme song for US forces in Iraq...

[steveegg]

"Oops, I did it again..."
"Gunner, did you just hit ANOTHER Iraqi tank?"

"That safety release just slipped out of my hands. Let me try it aga...ON THE WAY!!!!"

[Poohbah]

"Look sonny, it was a biowar facility. How many 'Baby Milk Factories' are surrounded by SAM sites, triple barbed wire fencing, and attack dogs? Heck, how many 'Baby Milk Factories' generate a massive anthrax epidemic downwind after the blow up?"

[hchutch]

Well, the song was appropriate...

"Now, now, Mr. Iraqi, we'll need to check in here about this plutonium. Are you sure it's yours?"

;)

[hchutch]

"If you'd told us it was a bio-weapons facility, we'd have used something to make sure NO downwind epidemic would occur. ... What? Oh, try a 40-kilton candygram..."

[hchutch]

"Oh, boy..."
"What now, gunner?"
"I think that was a Mercedes limo I hit..."
"Someone just won a Darwin Award, then..."

[steveegg]

Mercedes limos blw up REAL nice

[steveegg]

Was laughing too hard to type properly (I really should maximize the posting window so I don't read the rest of the thread and lose my concentration). BLOW up REAL nice.

[finnman69]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
The RATS have bent over and are being serviced by Dubya. So much for the loons and their hopes that any action be dependent on any UN garbage resolution. Not that there was any questions RATS did nto want to be the antiwar party, but they just pissed off their LW base. Baghdad Jim wont like this one.

Saddam, you better start moving around several times a day.

[steveegg]

That's some seriously-deadly milk.

[Poohbah]

No, it's "Mercedes Limos blowed up good. It blowed up REAL good."

[mhking]

[steveegg]

You're right; what was I thinking?