posted on 10/04/2002 8:08:10 PM PDT
Learn to work the toilet seat.
Isn't it amazing that some women want to be placed in a combat situation when they cannot even lower a toilet seat?
posted on 10/04/2002 8:13:30 PM PDT
Should I share this with my husband?
Lower the toilet seat when done? I recall as a child, my mother going to great pains to teach me to raise it in the first place!
I'll cede every "1." but the toilet seat. We girls have to draw the line somewhere - you're linear, deal with it.
posted on 10/04/2002 8:47:56 PM PDT
Crying is blackmail.
It's like crying wolf. When she really needs a shoulder to cry on she's doubly crushed to find there isn't one when she most needs it.
posted on 10/04/2002 9:03:33 PM PDT
All of these are great. I have no arguments with most of them--I like guys just fine the way they are and don't want to change them. My issue is, if I look like a Victoria's Secret girl and dresss like one as well, I do expect a guy to act like somebody on a soap opera.
posted on 10/04/2002 9:05:51 PM PDT
bump the world's funniest
To: cjk; thumperusn
posted on 04/25/2004 5:24:47 PM PDT
by Long Cut
("Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!"...Wyatt Earp, in Tombstone)
posted on 10/09/2004 11:32:37 PM PDT
To: sourcery; WestCoastGal
posted on 10/09/2004 11:46:31 PM PDT
(Life is GREAT with CoCo..........NASCAR...everything else is just a game!(Except War & Love))
posted on 10/10/2004 12:31:18 AM PDT
(Kerry for President... of FRANCE!)
posted on 08/05/2005 7:42:17 PM PDT
(Join my NFL ping list! FReepmail me| The best things in life aren't things)
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
The most important ones. The woman who can avoid cataloging and recording every comment ever made for future use and who refuses to take offense where none was intended will have a happy marriage.
posted on 08/05/2005 7:47:58 PM PDT
by Mr. Jeeves
("Democracy...will be revengeful, bloody, and cruel." -- John Adams)
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