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To: sourcery
Learn to work the toilet seat.

Isn't it amazing that some women want to be placed in a combat situation when they cannot even lower a toilet seat?

3 posted on 10/04/2002 8:13:00 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides; sourcery
The funniest part is that they are all numbered 1.

My only request with the toilet seat is that you lift it before using and that your aim be true. Ok, I realize you may have to stand leaning over, braced against the wall in the morning but you will find no sympathy here.

6 posted on 10/04/2002 8:28:40 PM PDT by farmfriend
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To: Paul Atreides

Did it ever occur to you that we women may not want to TOUCH the seat in order to raise it what with the way some of you aim? What is so difficult about lowering it yourselves????

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18 posted on 10/10/2004 12:25:59 AM PDT by Mockingbird For Short ("An irreligious fanatic is just as dangerous as a religious fanatic.")
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