Nasal spray for women who are sniffy about sex (Afrin From God, If You're a Guy)

The Observer ^ | September 29, 2002 | Robin McKie

[Chad Fairbanks]

"Abuse" is a generic term... did you want I should go into detail, listing each potential criminal use, or are you just being nit-picky for the hell of it?

[fourdeuce82d]

"I don't think it's going to help Danny DeVito seduce the Dallas Cheerleaders."

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Okay, now I see what Freedomfriend was getting at.

Should you in fact contribute to the mounting, or attempted mounting, of any or all of the Dallas Cheerleaders by Danny DeVito, you must be held accountable for crimes against...I dunno, I guess crimes against my right not to have the images I'm getting in my head...

[struwwelpeter]

I've found one of these works wonders.

[Tall_Texan]

I don't believe this will get women "in the mood" if they aren't trying to be. Remember, they showed porno films to the women afterwards to get their responses. It's not going to be a date rape drug.

There are already products on the market offering everything from sex pheremones to potions that intensify blood flow but they will not work if she's not interested.

With my luck, I'd wind up with the placebo anyway.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!

[struwwelpeter]

But vodka's cheaper.

[Consort]

What happens if you are in a crowded bus standing next to Helen Thomas and someone sprays this stuff on her and......I can't continue.

[Conservababe]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker?

[toast]

All were shown erotic videos, while detectors measured blood flow in their vaginas.

This engineer would like to see the schematics for that device.

[bluefish]

Interesting how you turned the debate back on him though. To make your point (or to discredit his), you suggested that the stuff "potentially alters the behavior of another individual beyond her control." Quite a stretch.

You intentionally altered, or grossly exaggerated, what was said in the article ("woman has to be half way there") to increase the emotional tone of the debate and to try pushing your adversary into a defensive posture.

This type of speculative, emotion inducing hyperbole is much more commonly used by libs (or Nazis, WOD folks, etc.). Witness the twisting of Bush's words with respect to the Senate recently.

[Chad Fairbanks]

And your argument is any better? All your argument consists of is "You all are dumb, and I am smart"...

You don't like my "snotty" attitude? Fine. Go troll someone else.

[HP8753]

This engineer would like to see the schematics for that device.

This Technician would like to build and test said contraption and I'll e-mail ya a copy of the report. ;-)

[bluefish]

Gee, sorry I'm not as brillian as you. Your comment is pretty funny coming from a guy who just got through chastising somebody for doing what you just did, but with about half as much arrogance and nastiness and with a much more pure intent.

[bluefish]

hypocrite (and snotty one at that)

[El Gato]

then off the cardiac wing of local hospital I fear!!

Naw, sex is good exercise for the old ticker. You just don't want to try to get to athletic about it until you've kind of worked up to it. No swinging from the chandeliers or any of that stuff, at least not at first.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thank you. I couldn't have said it better myself :0)

[Aracelis]

But vodka's cheaper.

Maybe so, but wouldn't you rather the lady was intensely interested in YOU...instead of being rendered insensible by alcohol? To me, it seems reasonable that a guy would enjoy the ego-boost almost as much as the act.