Nasal spray for women who are sniffy about sex (Afrin From God, If You're a Guy)

The Observer ^ | September 29, 2002 | Robin McKie

[B4Ranch]

Have you ever used your hand to determine the proper temperature? I have found my hand to be an excellent test instrument.

[Jeff Chandler]

I'm speechless.

[Hank Rearden]

I'm speechless.

That's good - too much yappin' could kill the mood.

[BlessingInDisguise]

WHERE CAN I GET SOME????

[BlessingInDisguise]

Sure, we'd enjoy the ego boost, but you obviously don't understand the male psychy, which is to throw as much sperm out there as possible.

[dcwusmc]

Bump and PING!

[Aracelis]

I'm well acquainted with the phenomenon, but ever-hopeful that intellect will overcome raging hormones. And yes, I fully realize that the average male will usually allow hormones to win.

[Erasmus]

>> All were shown erotic videos, while detectors measured
>> blood flow in their vaginas.

> This engineer would like to see the schematics for that
> device.

It's an off-the-shelf item from the oil exploration industry.

[TomB]

This point was underlined last week when Professor Raymond Rosen of New Jersey's University of Medicine and Dentistry revealed results of the first human trials of PT-141. Sixteen healthy women were given the drug and 16 were given a placebo. All were shown erotic videos, while detectors measured blood flow in their vaginas.

Why can't I get a job like that?

[AmericaUnited]

Forget about a nasal spray, I wonder what happens if it's injected intravenously.

[snopercod]

Tests were conducted in the Oval Office in the mid-1990s...

LOL! You recall how slick was always comparing himself to JFK, the commander of PT-109.

So I expect slick will be coming out with a copy-cat book called PT-141 and the Torpedo of Love.

[SauronOfMordor]

Maybe so, but wouldn't you rather the lady was intensely interested in YOU...instead of being rendered insensible by alcohol? To me, it seems reasonable that a guy would enjoy the ego-boost almost as much as the act.

Depends on the guy and the woman. To a lot of guys looking to get laid, getting laid is first priority, getting points from their male friends on how cute the girl was is second, and the opinion of the girl is unimportant

[One_Upmanship]

Sable will get you even more mileage.

[DainBramage]

You could have put it in a grenade and blown it up in my ex's nose

and she wouldn't have known it from the placebo.

[Boot Hill]

The Article says:   "Scientists last week revealed they had successfully tested a nasal spray, PT-141, that sent 'healthy, normal women' into states of high sexual arousal."

If a woman needs a nasal spray to get aroused, then her man's doing something wrong. A standup comedien said it best:

"Why shouldn't women fake orgasm? Men fake foreplay!"

--Boot Hill

[Vinnie]

I'm well acquainted with the phenomenon, but ever-hopeful that intellect will overcome raging hormones. And yes, I fully realize that the average male will usually allow hormones to win.

Think of it this way.

Men have only a limited blood supply.

Any man that can 'think' while aroused, you wouldn't want.

[ccmay]

Remember, they showed porno films to the women afterwards to get their responses.

I want to know where they found 32 women willing to watch smut films with probes in their genitals.

-ccm

[Dutchgirl]

WHERE CAN I GET SOME????

If you have to rely on a product like this for stimulation, then obviously-you can't.

[TC Rider]

Now if they would just market it as a product to make their butts look smaller...

[LibKill]

If my husband of 30 years can stand it! Better check with his doctor first.

A 99 year-old man is getting his annual physical. He and his doctor are friends and discuss personal matters in between the prods and pokes. The old guy mentions that he will soon marry again, to a 25 year-old woman.

The doctor is concerned. "I don't mean to be negative, but such a difference in age could mean, well, death.

Old guy shrugs; "If she dies, she dies."