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Posted on 10/09/2002 9:45:34 AM PDT by Mo1
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Only $6,461 to go!!!
Only $6,461 to go!!!
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Liberal Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(Warner fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
MUDBOY SLIM
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
BTW...Ms. Thatcher, could you pass the word onto the Lovable Fuzzball that Dubyuh couldn't help us out here in Virginia, but the Maja Rushie's assistance would be greatly appreciated at the 26th of October FReeper Rally at the Washington Monument?!!
298 posted on 11/5/01 9:32 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Please FReepMail me, Angelwood, or kristinn...
*17 cents per day to save this poor innocent puppie is all we ask.
*17 cents per day equals a $5/month pledge to Free Republic to keep the innocent puppie alive and well.
This might be a good one to run for a while on the threads.
Thanks
Non Pledging Freepers can you afford 17 cents a day to keep this poor innocent dog alive. Glock Rocks hates this dog and plans to off it if this Freepathon runs into the weekend.
*17 cents per day to save this poor innocent puppie is all we ask.
*17 cents per day equals a $5/month pledge to Free Republic to keep the innocent puppie alive and well.
You shoot that dog and I'll whup yer A$$, Ol' Man!!
MUD
More often than not, I have mine (and all hoagies) "dry": no dressing at all. I've never had a cheese steak with cheese whiz...actually, I didn't even know eateries were PUTTING that muck on 'em until this thread! YUK...what is the world COMING to??
I'll have to take your word on Dalessandro's...haven't been back to Philly in about ten years.
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