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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD


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To: Landru
"*Not* quite a Putz Head am I, but close."

Yer Right, not QUITE.....LOL!!

"...be SURE to give us a review after you've watched it, y'hear?"

Will do, mi amigo, consultant, and confidante...MUD

251 posted on 11/03/2002 1:18:22 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: stand watie
"Wasting" is such a strong word, my FRiend...I prefer to use the term "honing"!!

FReegards...MUD

252 posted on 11/03/2002 1:19:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT
"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, Karen...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

253 posted on 11/03/2002 2:22:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: PhiKapMom
"ACU Launches Nationwide Program to STOP VOTER FRAUD!!"

"In an effort to ensure the integrity of our democratic election process, the American Conservative Union (ACU) has launched a "Voter Fraud Hotline" and online communications portal for voters to report potential cases of voter fraud and illegal electioneering activities. ACU Chairman David A. Keene called the effort an attempt to deter those would-be election violators from even trying to illegally load the ballot boxes on Election Day. "Already in this election cycle, we've had reports of potential voter fraud in South Dakota, Nevada, Iowa, Connecticut, Oklahoma, Texas, and Rhode Island," said Keene. "Obvious violations have included election officials sending out unsolicited absentee ballots, petitions loaded with forged signatures, vote-buying schemes, and even voter registrations who—according to documents—have the same residence as a certain sex entertainment club." "We're asking concerned citizens to call (703) 836-8602 or email us at voterfraud@conservative.org to report any observed instances of voter fraud, illegal get-out-the-vote activities, or election officials not properly checking voter identifications," added Keene.

FReegards...MUD

254 posted on 11/03/2002 3:09:44 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"GirleeMan Bill Clinton Acts Macho in Tucson"

"Back when Clinton was in power, I had a nice long discussion with two gentleman in his Secret Service Security detail, and I asked them what would happen if I said something so embarrassing to Der SchleekMeister that Slick came after me physically. Both agreed that American citizens have the Right to Defend themselves, and as long as I let Slick Willie get in the first punch, I would be within my rights to whup Slick's arse and the SS would not intervene until Slick's life was in danger."

FReegards...MUD

255 posted on 11/03/2002 3:23:31 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
you don't need to be honed;just START writing some serious ORIGIONAL stuff. you HAVE the talent.

free dixie,sw

256 posted on 11/03/2002 10:46:35 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim
LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE! Great job MUD! I think you are in the wrong business..I think you should be in the political song writing business...

You are a genius!

FreeGards,

KLT AKA Karen

257 posted on 11/03/2002 11:02:57 AM PST by KLT
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To: EdZep; heavyd; CHIEF negotiator
So, of course, then I said, sheepishly, "We must re-focus our musical endeavors upon..."ZOSO!!"

And I wuz Right...MUD

258 posted on 11/03/2002 8:27:09 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
I didn't know...did you know?! Who wouldda figgered...then again, look at the HildaBeast and it sorta comes into focus...LOL!!

Yeah when I think about that you got a point. Hillary's had more of women than Bill.

I don't know how these nasty rumors git started, but I did hear--from an anonymous DemonRAT source, of course--that McAuliffe and Slick Willie were lovers.

Maybe when they die they'll get buried together.

259 posted on 11/03/2002 8:58:34 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky; KLT; Ragtime Cowgirl; Alamo-Girl; Snow Bunny; Billie; coteblanche; Happygal; AuntB
"Hillary's had more women than Bill."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you...MUD

260 posted on 11/03/2002 9:14:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Friends of Bill Clinton!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
We set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why WE FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each FReepin' night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!

Twenty-Nine Hours to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Hour!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

261 posted on 11/03/2002 10:03:40 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; holdonnow; M. Thatcher; Rush Limbaugh; KLT; stand watie; ArneFufkin; dead; ...
LOL...imagine this song, performed to perfection--LIVE!!--on the EIB Radio Station near YOU...

"Left's HICKS"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Four Sticks")

Oh~ooh FReepers, it's votin' time...
Oh~ooh RightWing, RATS gonna FRY!!
Got-ta try to find a way,
Got-ta Fight...Put Slick Away!!
'Cuz you know Slick's gonna git his due in Prison...yeah!!

Oh~ooh Sheeple, the RATS're REDS!!
Ahhh Nation, Feed Yer Head!!
There's some Pat'riots FReepin'...come along!!
AAIGHHH...We don't think Left can hold out long!!!

An' when yer child cries, "Slick ain't Right!!"
Oh Lib'ral, Lib'ral...Where's yer spines?! Reject Slick's LIES!!
Libral, baby, Lib'ral...how do ya feel?!!
If Bill Clinton must die, Lib'ral, how would you feel?!!

Craze baby, mm-the rainbow's end.
Hmmm baby, it's just a den for those who hide,
Who hide their loves to depths of lies
An' ruin dreams that we all knew so babe.

An' when the owls cry in the night.
And baby when the pines begin to cry.
Oh baby, baby how do ya feel?
If the rivers run dry baby, how will you feel?

Ahh~ah ahh~ah~ahh~ah~ay.
Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh__.
Babe how do you feel-ah.

Ooh~ooh yeah brave I endure
Ooh yeah strong shields and lo__re.
They can't hold the wrath of those who walk
An' the boots of those who march
Baby through the roads of time so long ago.

Ooh~ooh~oooh-yeah.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh-ooh~ooh~ooh-yeah.

Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.

Ooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hahhh__.
Hooh hooh hooh hah hahhh.

Work in progress...Mudboy Slim

BTW...did you know that SlicK's thugs have made two (2) official visits to the MudCave and been treated to Sncikerdoodles and unsweetened Iced Tea on both occasions...but now the good guys control the Secret Service and no visits have been forthcoming?! Interesting, IMHO.

262 posted on 11/03/2002 10:39:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
If Slick didn't LOATHE me, would this be nearly as fun?!

LOL...MUD

263 posted on 11/03/2002 10:41:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
No comment
264 posted on 11/04/2002 12:23:46 AM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky; ArneFufkin; dwbh; summer; poet; coteblanche; Mr. Jenkins; FreeTheHostages; x
"Slick's DemonRATS"
(To be sung to Bruce Springteen's "Pink Cadillac")

Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!

So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!

Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!!
(BWAHAHAHA!!!)
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!

Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, DemRATS can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...

(Fade to finish...)

FReepers ROCK...MUD

265 posted on 11/04/2002 5:31:34 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; Liz; sultan88; M. Thatcher; jla; Jim Robinson; Bob J; BADJOE; kristinn; Angelwood; ...
Howdy Old Dominion FReepers, tomorrow's the Big Day!! Virginia FReepers have a chance to Shock the World by writing in Ollie North as the next Senator of Virginny, seeing how the DemonRATS are soooo comfy with RINO Jawn in Power that they don't even worry about running an opposition candidate...SHEEEEESH!!!

While yer at it, we're voting against the TaxHikes in NOVA and Tidewater and against the EducationPORK Referendum and Please Vote FOR the Parks' Bond Referendum so that it's easier fer me and the MUDfamily to get us a cabin in thw woods!!

FReegards...MUD

266 posted on 11/04/2002 5:42:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; Grampa Dave; Common Tator; holdonnow; Rush Limbaugh; George W. Bush; ...
I say, Ol' Chaps, wouldn't it be hilarious were the Lovable Fuzzball to mention the Ollie Fer VA Senate Write-in Campaign?!

That would be a HOOt...MUD

267 posted on 11/04/2002 5:45:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"Ol' Waco"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")

Kids bin slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he know'd?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDYUH WHORE'D!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")

Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down...
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...ConDamNATION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's stonewall down...
Countrymen, we call on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)

Heh heh heh....

268 posted on 11/04/2002 5:57:41 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: stand watie
"START writing some serious ORIGINAL stuff"

I figgered I wuz...MUD

269 posted on 11/04/2002 6:08:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT
"LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE!"

Ooooh, baby...now I'm thinkin' 'bout FReepin' some Doors...LOL!!

"I think you should be in the political song writing business..."

I figgered I wuz...MUD

270 posted on 11/04/2002 6:10:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
"No comment"

Heh heh heh...let's not go there...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

271 posted on 11/04/2002 6:11:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
ATTENTION: Per ESPN's website:
Deadskins win their game & are now 4W & 4L
Steelers also win their game & are 5W & 4L.

Steelers maintain a one game lead over Deadskins.

-Certified-

...that is all.

272 posted on 11/04/2002 6:16:20 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"Dancin' Dubyuh!!"

This cracks the young'uns up every time...LOL!!

MUD

273 posted on 11/04/2002 6:18:24 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla
All the Skins haveta do is make the playoffs, and that bet is as good as won 'cuz Maddox--while inarguably less-incompetent than Kordell--is still a second-rate QB, IMHO, and can't take Pittsburgh but so far.

Let's see a little insight into the playoff races in both the NFC and AFC, my Friends...MUD

274 posted on 11/04/2002 6:21:02 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; Landru; stand watie; sultan88; FallGuy; ArneFufkin; Snow Bunny; Billie; coteblanche
"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick said, "I WILL!!"

(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)

You know the story...Slick loved hisself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!

Willie, you're a simple, real awful man...
You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!

Mudboy Slim

Hot off the presses...
Folks, you might as well comment, 'cuz I'm bumpin' this one myself if you don't!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)

Heh heh heh...MUD

275 posted on 11/04/2002 6:53:36 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Let's see a little insight into the playoff races in both the NFC and AFC, my Friends..."

You wanna see whaaaaaat?!!?
"Insight"?

BWWWAAAAHAAAAAA!!
OK; try this on for size.
How's this for *insight*; every team from every division will go the "playoffs"; save, the very last team of each respective division.
Titillating stuff to be sure, Mud.

The "Big Picture" script from the NFL will read as follows:
The NFL is to fleece the last remaining coins from the pockets of suckers coast to coast -- the ones who've not yet found a life -- prior to handing the dopes off to the NBA.

Unbeknownst to the innocent, gullible "Sport-Dolt?
Peril will abound & surround 'em along every step of the charade.

In fact?
There's even a CDC advisory bullitin on this!!
It reads as follows:

"The nation's population should 'brace' for expected spikes in the periodic & obligatory outbreaks of boredom from among this year's catch of NFL fans to be a bigger *problem* than usual, this season."

According to the CDC, "Exactly which viewing market(s) these anticipated outbreaks will be most pronounced, isn't exactly clear as of this bullitin's publication."

The CDC advisory goes on to say: "The 'real dangers are expected to be two-fold.
The first danger is anticipated to manifest in increased gorging of garbage foods resulting in noxious amounts of flatulence; which, when trapped in rooms without proper ventilation present unseen peril.
Although the effects of this increase in flatulance will not present the lethal ramifications of carbon monoxide (CO) poisoning? Children, spousal units, the old, infirm and those in a weakened state due to illness who're in close proximity will nonetheless risk, &, be subject to varying degrees of brain damage.
The primary danger, however, will lie in the anticipated increases in the sheer numbers of people who will succumb to repeated waves of overwhelming Narcoleptic slumbers. These victims will be easily identified as they will invariably nod out into a very deep sleep, & be found nose-down, drowned in mugs of beer."

Beware, then.
Forewarned *is* forearmed.

...stay alert, stay alive! :o)

276 posted on 11/04/2002 7:23:36 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"...stay alert, stay alive!"

Stay slim...MUD

277 posted on 11/04/2002 7:30:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Oooooooh, I just love the Doors....

I mean get paid in the political song writing business...You are a genius!

278 posted on 11/04/2002 7:38:57 AM PST by KLT
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
279 posted on 11/04/2002 10:04:55 AM PST by stand watie
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To: KLT
"I mean get paid..."

LOL...Now there's a novel concept.

Thanks and FReegards...MUD

280 posted on 11/04/2002 11:32:01 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
We have rolled, my wife and I voted early! Now, if we can only prevent democrat fraud, the future of the Republic is assured.
281 posted on 11/04/2002 11:46:52 AM PST by desertcry
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To: desertcry
"...my wife and I voted early! Now, if we can only prevent democrat fraud, the future of the Republic is assured."

For once, the Pubbies seem somewhat determined to keep RAT Vote Fraud to a minimum...I'm taking my kids with me to vote tomorrow morning, and I will proudly place my Vote fer Eric Cantor as my Congressman and Ollie North for Senator!!

FReegards...MUD

282 posted on 11/04/2002 11:57:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Doctor Raoul; Angelwood; Militiaman7; stand watie; scholar; coteblanche; Fred Mertz; Taxman; ...
"Prosecution...NOW!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited"...soon to be revisited by MUD)

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Laden, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles.../=^D!!
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive bin WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac... By Christmas Eve!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's stars...have they really no pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD'z 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been laid...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Media...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
Mudboy's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're a Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Sweet Mudboy harpin')

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton asked MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer Condamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

BWAHA..MUD

283 posted on 11/04/2002 12:44:34 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!!
284 posted on 11/04/2002 2:06:24 PM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
Hey Mud, how 'bout you comin' up with something done to this song:

FIGHT ON STATE

Fight on State, Fight on State,
Strike your gait and win,
Victory we predict for thee,
We're ever true to you, dear old White and Blue.
Onward State, Onward State
Roar Lions roar,
We'll hit that line, roll up the score,
Fight on to victory evermore,
Fight on, on
On, on, on
Fight on, on
Penn State!

...enjoy the free lunch, Sultan!

285 posted on 11/04/2002 3:24:07 PM PST by jla
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To: jla; sultan88
JoPa wears women's clothing and believes it makes him more sexy, like men were s'posed to be...MUD
286 posted on 11/04/2002 3:53:51 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
I've got nothing against gay people at all but Hillary is a complete disgrace.
287 posted on 11/04/2002 6:25:21 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
Very humorous tunes there. It is going to be an interested Nov 5th. The commies are just going nuts these days.
288 posted on 11/04/2002 6:30:01 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
I agree on both counts, my FRiend...MUD
289 posted on 11/04/2002 7:34:51 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
"The commies are just going nuts these days."

RATS see it slip-sliding away, and not a one of them has the cajones to hold der SchleekMeister responsible fer the carnage!! LOL...what a bunch of DOLTS!!

FReegards...MUD

290 posted on 11/04/2002 7:36:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jla
I don't even know the tune, dude...and Sultan ain't winnin' no FReeLunch!!

Tuesday Evening at the Hyatt FReegards...MUD

291 posted on 11/04/2002 7:47:01 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; PhiKapMom; Liz; Libloather; Fracas; Alamo-Girl; AuntB; dead
"Congress Must Interrogate DNC "PUNK" McAuliffe!!"

"If McAuliffe is called to testify, there are many questions he should be asked. Most importantly, on what basis did he decide to sell his shares of Global Crossing, pocketing an $18 million profit from a $100,000 investment shortly before the company's collapse? At the time he sold his shares, McAuliffe served on the board of directors of the now-bankrupt Telergy, a telecommunications company based in Syracuse, New York that "swapped capacity" with Global Crossing. Global Crossing made such swaps days before it was required to release quarterly earnings estimates in order to meet projections. It doesn't take an economist to realize that two profit-seeking companies making an arms-length transaction would only swap assets of equal value. To create the illusion that it was profitable and thereby deceive investors, Global Crossing inflated the value of what it received in such swaps. McAuliffe was on the board of Telergy when its swap with Global Crossing was executed. As The Washington Times reported on September 12, 2002, "Mr. McAuliffe sold his Global Crossing shares in the fall of 1999. In other words, Mr. McAuliffe reaped his huge Global Crossing profit during the quarter following the month that his firm, Telergy, helped to inflate Global Crossing's revenues - and, hence, its stock price." Of course, McAuliffe knew to cash out his shares right before the clock ran out on Global Crossing's funny money swaps."

Interesting...MUD

292 posted on 11/04/2002 7:53:59 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Interesting indeed! bump!
293 posted on 11/04/2002 7:57:37 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Mudboy Slim
Tuesday Evening at the Hyatt FReegards

I'll be there, but I think it's at the Sheraton West.

Tomorrow is gonna feel like the 80's. The GOP Tsunami inundates America!

294 posted on 11/04/2002 8:18:08 PM PST by jla
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To: jla
SHEEEESH...there I go again, spewing disinformation...MUD
295 posted on 11/05/2002 3:43:14 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky; LS; KLT; RFP; jla; summer; PhiKapMom; firehat; Luis Gonzalez; sneakypete
"Terry, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!"

Thank you...MUD

BTW...did I tell you that McAuliffe SHALL RESIGN his DNC Chairmanship by Thanksgiving and SHALL BE INDICTED by Christmas?!

296 posted on 11/05/2002 3:56:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo by MUD)
So...daughter, gently sleep...
Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!!
Avenge bil Clinton's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

I ain't never said it wuz gonna be easy, but I did say it was gonna git done...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Let's Rock...MUD

297 posted on 11/05/2002 5:14:16 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
BTW...did I tell you that McAuliffe SHALL RESIGN his DNC Chairmanship by Thanksgiving and SHALL BE INDICTED by Christmas?!

Now MUD, is this wishful thinkin, or is this true? That would be unbelievable!

298 posted on 11/05/2002 6:29:21 AM PST by KLT
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To: KLT
"...is this wishful thinkin, or is this true? "

Yes and yes...MUD

299 posted on 11/05/2002 6:43:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jla; Landru; sultan88; Angelwood; kristinn; stand watie; Militiaman7; hchutch; rightwing2
"The GOP Tsunami inundates America!!"

Ker-SPLASH!!! Today's the day, and I took the young'uns up to Vote with me and proudly punched the chad fer Eric Cantor fer Congress, and Ollie North fer Senator in a Write-in Campaign!!

Woooo-HOOOOOOOOO...also actually wrote in "Ollie North" on the sample ballot, but called over the DemonRATLawyers to insure that it was whited out before others could be polluted by my wishful thinking.

Ollie North Fer Senator '02!! Write-in Campaign...Help US Shock the RINO World!!

LOL...kids had a HOOt...MUD

300 posted on 11/05/2002 6:48:58 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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