Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
Ker-SPLASH!!! Today's the day, and I took the young'uns up to Vote with me and proudly punched the chad fer Eric Cantor fer Congress, and Ollie North fer Senator in a Write-in Campaign!!
Woooo-HOOOOOOOOO...also actually wrote in "Ollie North" on the sample ballot, but called over the DemonRATLawyers to insure that it was whited out before others could be polluted by my wishful thinking.
Ollie North Fer Senator '02!! Write-in Campaign...Help US Shock the RINO World!!
LOL...kids had a HOOt...MUD
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT...and we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
Yo...FReepers!!
The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up. Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim
As do reknowned Pubbies Hank Kissinger and Al Haig, as well as Dubyuh's older brother, Neil (I think)...MUD
Slick Willie's Future Depends On It!!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
Gonna be an interestin' next two years, mi amiga...MUD
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I'm pretty sure you'd have The Exclusive!!
LOL...MUD
"No Sympathy for the Lib'rals"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, Democrats are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
(cool guitar jammin')
Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show your face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
A ROUT of Historic Proportions...MUD
SITYS...MUD
"Take It to The Senate!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "Bill's Fool!!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Fem'nists like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, 'and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!"
Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!
Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money...
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That EX-Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate...IT'S JUSTICE TIME!!!
[Chorus to fade]
Mudboy Slim
To my fellow Vast, Right-Wing Conspirators--
Well, folks, Operation ClintonBeGone is on schedule and gaining speed, as powerful forces grind mercilessly on, and the scenario for Slick Willie's dismissal becomes apparent to all. I'm sure all of you are reading the tea leaves and it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Rapist-in-Chief/ First Traitor is precariously close to being replaced by his trusted henchman, Algore.
What?! You say, you've been keeping up with the news and you've heard nothing of this? Of course, you say, a story of this magnitude would be the Number One Lead story by Mssrs. Rather, Jennings and Brokaw...they are all patriotic Americans ready and willing to lay their careers--and lives--on the line to pursue rampant corruption at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment...aren't they?
Remember Impeachment I, when the Lame-Stream Media kept on telling us how the Republicans were going to pay a Helluvaprice at the polls in '00...seeing as to how they were dragging us through that nasty Impeachment Trial and all? You recall the mantra..."the American Sheeple just want to allow their Great and Fearless Leader, William Jefferson Clinton, to be freed from the concerns surrounding his corruption so he can 'get back to the Work of the American people'...gawldurnit!!!" I actually recall Dick Gephardt predicting that not only would they retake the House and retain the White House...Hell, the Democrats might even take back the Senate! Turns out the Socialist Media and their hand-puppets in the Democratic Congressional Caucus had it wrong all along.
From a 25 June 1999 news report in the Washington Times, reporter Ralph Z. Hallow writes..."Republicans actually helped their image with voters--and boosted their election prospects in the 2000 election--by impeaching President Clinton, a leading DEMOCRATIC pollster said Thursday. At the same time, Democrats are suffering from a delayed voter disgust with Mr. Clinton's scandals that has improved GOP chances for the presidency and Congress in next year's elections, according to DEMOCRATIC pollster Celinda Lake."
Folks...THIS IS HUGE! If Impeaching a shamelessly-corrupt President for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice surrounding a series of sexual liaisons turned out to be a Net Positive, what kind of "bump" in the polls will transpire when Congress goes after Clinton for TREASON surrounding Communist China's Cash-for-Nuclear-Technology-Secrets Espionage/Bribery Scandal? Or how about Abuse of Power for the Slick Willie-ordered slaughter of innocent Serbian and Kosovar Albanian civilians, for no apparent benefit whatsoever? And how must the DemonRATS feel, after recieving solemn assurances from Willie Jeff that there were "...no other shoes to fall," then standing united behind a ethically-challenged and morally-corrupt man who knew full well that there is always "...another shoe to drop" with this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators! Are these folks, having been cut off at the knees once, going to roll over for Clinton yet again? I say at least Twelve Democratic Senators will NOT pull another "Webb Hubbell." At some point over the next 15 months, these facts will become undeniable, unavoidable, and unspinnable for Bill Clinton...and HE WILL RESIGN!!
Quite Sincerely--
MUD
1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the Gift that keeps on giving...MUD
Thank you, your Honor!
Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Day,
My Oh My, What a Wonderful Day!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!...MUD
Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Day,
My Oh My, What a Wonderful Day!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!...MUD
scalawag barnes (GA)is GONE!
scalawag clelandn (GA) is GONE!(i told his C of S last spring that REFUSING to honor the CSA veterans buried at Arlington National Cemetery would come back to BITE HIM!)
overall a GREAT day for the country & dixie!
free dixie,sw
I feel like FReepin' a song...MUD
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