Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!!
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!!
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Right's gonna roll, we're gonna roll now.
Left's goin' down, RATS're goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
Mudboy Slim
7 posted on 10/17/2002 0:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
Or, I can pick you up and we'll go hit the local music store...I need some friggin' Elton John...LOL!!
Next thing you know, I'll be doin' M&M...MUD
Someday, yer gonna look back upon this thread and be shamed by yer lack of prescient wisdom...and you and I will chuckle over a healthy salad and a smidgen of vino...MUD
That'd be NC State, thankyouverymuch, with Maryland on tap fer next weekend...if we win both games, we'll finish 2nd or 3rd in the ACC. Say what you will, that'd be a very positive season fer a bunch of fellers picked to finish 8th!! Then again, we could lose both games and the game at Tech and not even be bowl-eligible...LOL!!
We'll see, won't we?...MUD
I think we need to FReep some classic Motown. Do you know "Mary's Place"? That could be turned into a FReep on Mary Landrieu or changed to "Nancy's House" satirizing Nancy Pelosi. The tune has been going through my mind all day.
"Notice: Your search resulted in no matches."
Dude, I got no time fer wild goose chases...capiche?!!
SHEEEEEESH, I gotta go...MUD
By whom?!
MUD
Well, not exactly Sultan.
Although upon second thought?
*A* "Virginny Ham dropping through my skylight" could serve as an excellent metaphor describing his arrival, eh? ;^)
No, here read this.
I'll try to put all this into some kind of a proper *context*.
One you'll be able to better understand, OK?
"Keep it comin', FunnyMan, but double-bolt Dem skylights...MUD"
What Mud doesn't realize, Sultan?
Is that *just* for him my skylights have special properties.
...they're double-dolted.
Hmmmmm...wanna bet?
Sultan?
As usual.
...I'll avail my *legal* services to you, Sir. :o)
BTW...I gotta go git some EltonJohn......BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Lawyers SUCK...and you don't...try another FReepin' angle...MUD
BTW...You don't know me from Adam, do you! LOL!!
Yeah, I wanna bet...what're the odds, dick-brain?!
mud
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
BTW....sorry, was that gloating?!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
MUD
"BTW...I gotta go git some EltonJohn..."
I'd be saving my coin -- if I were you -- son.
You got *debts* to settle.
Incidentally, I've everything Elton John ever did -- some first edition CDs *&* vinyl, too -- including a double-CD boxed set of stuff he never released, publically.
Of course, you can't have any of it.
"BTW...You don't know me from Adam, do you!"
Well?
I know your name's not Adam.
...what else is there to know, really.
Seriously, Ol' Man...do YOU really wanna Peace of this?! I didn't think so, LargeTriceppedOne!!
MUD
HA!!
Mud, is that really a piece of Linguini ya got hangin' there??
...or a macaroni shell? :o)
(eh, whadda ya callin' the old man over here for? ya nuts or sumthin?)
YO...DAN!! Did YOU just call me "...a piece of Linguini"?!
I DO know where you and the RedHead live...MUD
What'cher point?!
MUD
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