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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

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To: hchutch; PJ-Comix; backhoe; George W. Bush; rintense; ohioWfan; Billie; Snow Bunny; coteblanche
Hey, I think getting Dubyuh to call into the Howard Stern Show would do wonders towards getting into demographics he's been unable to access otherwise...it worked fer some other politicians, I hear!!

Does anybody have an email address fer Dubyuh?! We shall FReep him incessantly until he sees it our way...MUD

201 posted on 10/25/2002 11:49:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT; FreeTheHostages; Dave Dilegge; Angelwood; leadpenny; Exit148; LoneGreenEyeshade; kristinn; ...
Did I ever tell ya 'bout..."The Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds....
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

202 posted on 10/26/2002 12:35:39 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; All
The President's Email Address is : president@whitehouse.gov
The Vice President's Email Address is : vice-president@whitehouse.gov
203 posted on 10/26/2002 3:28:45 AM PDT by backhoe
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To: Mudboy Slim
"BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!!"

I like the song, Mud, and I do the above every day.

FReegards

Though my last one seems negative:

Don't think I'm drinking from a bitter cup,
my friend, I will never give up,
hopefully lady justice will come through,
and get the clintons and their crew.



204 posted on 10/26/2002 7:44:00 AM PDT by poet
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To: Cyber-Band
"The Iraqs just praised Bush, Free Republic, and Republicans for supporting a regime change and helping them work toward freedom. Cool."

Yep...the communal convergence that occurred when FReepers and the Iraqis convened was almost spiritual. Seriously, at one point while I was guarding the Porta-Potties--to which the Iraqi-Americans had full access, BTW--one Iraqi-American man came up to me and told me that Sodom had killed his brothers and his entire family and I told him that I was his brother and we hugged then high-fived!!

I get a little misty-eyed just thinkin' back on it...MUD

205 posted on 10/27/2002 5:59:18 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Bump...MUD
206 posted on 10/28/2002 8:16:18 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; ArneFufkin; coteblanche; poet; EdZep; Clarity; BADJOE; Buckeroo; Rush Limbaugh; ..
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

207 posted on 10/29/2002 9:34:05 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: All; sinkspur
I give up...nobody wants to FReep with the BigDawgs, is that it?! Alright...I'll git on my knees and ask Sinky to FReep my thread...Sinky, ya got some love fer a fellow FReeper?!

MUD

208 posted on 10/29/2002 9:49:44 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: MasonGal; VeritatisSplendor; bmwcyle; keep U.S. Sovereign; Mercuria; M Kehoe; sam I am; ...
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

209 posted on 10/29/2002 10:07:48 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Once again, I am bored...I shall watch John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in "Red River" until my FReeper FRiends return from their various sojourns...MUD
210 posted on 10/29/2002 10:25:04 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Once again, I am bored...

You need to get your rest young fella. We all thought you wuz at the Cumberland Gap.

211 posted on 10/30/2002 4:24:16 AM PST by sultan88
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To: sultan88; Landru; Mudboy Slim
So what is the current staus of the Steeler-Deadskin wager?? I do not recall any certification of last week's scores.
212 posted on 10/30/2002 4:26:17 AM PST by sultan88
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I shall watch John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in "Red River"..."

Better than watching that paean to Sen. Wellstone!! That was the most unusual "funeral" I have ever seen. Gave me the dry heaves!

213 posted on 10/30/2002 4:28:40 AM PST by sultan88
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; scholar
"So what is the current staus of the Steeler-Deadskin wager?? I do not recall any certification of last week's scores."

Well there was a good reason I didn't post an update; nothing changed

Both teams won their respective games & so everything remained -- essentially -- the same, insofar as the win-loss column goes.

Didn't think there any reason to further aggravate the boy by reminding him he's one game closer to a pay-off, y'know?
He's been known to get quite *testy* if not altogether snippy when reminded bills are about due?

Forgive me, sultan; I guess one can trace my momentary lapse of reason back to the *kernal* of "Compassionate Conservatism" planted in my junk-yard dog mean heart some time back.
A good & competent *judiciary* cannot afford any measure of nonsense like, "compassion" now, can they?
I mean, the law *is* the law, huh.

Be that as it may:
Deadskins are 3W & 4L
Steelers are 4W & 3L

*Since* the Steelers maintain their 1 game lead over the Deadskins, the sultan remains firmly entrenched in the forefront of the wager; &, for all practical purposes?
The sultan appears well on his way to collecting a night on the town in a chauffeur driven limosine, for an evening of fine food & drink at the Richmond eatery of his choice [read: sultan's choice], all at the expense of Mudboy Slim.
(Footnote: Just a *friendly* reminder, Mud, but it is customary the driver & all other wait staff recieve a 20% gratuity. So, please make absolutely certain these additional figures are duely added into the *budget* now, OK? ~ie, the ol' CC has enough limit before there's even a remote chance of your pocketbook experincing a -- how should I say it -- financial hernia? We certainly wouldn't want there to be any uncomfortable *moments* during the sultan's and his lovely & gracious bride's special night on the town, would we?)

...& you can call that as *Certified* as it gets. :o)

214 posted on 10/30/2002 7:02:34 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"...it is customary the driver & all other wait staff recieve a 20% gratuity"

I don't tip unless the staff earns it...not my fault they agreed to work fer TwoBucks an hour...LOL!!

Watch that stir up the Lib'ral Busboy Crowd...BWAHAHA!!

BTW...the bet's about who goes further in the playoffs, not who has a better record in the relatively-meaningless regular season...MUD

215 posted on 10/30/2002 8:08:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Snow Bunny; Billie; coteblanche; Mr. Jenkins; FreeTheHostages; sauropod; Landru; FallGuy; ...
"Black!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids should dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$... Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all RATS see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...HOO...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Shan't be!!
MUUUUUUUUUUUHHDDDD!!...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

"Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies."

[LOL...gettin' there...]

Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500...Terry McAuliffe will be in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De-Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!

I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 10/10/2001 6:19 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

MUD

216 posted on 10/30/2002 4:03:46 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Joy Angela; JohnHuang2; Landru; Luis Gonzalez; Mr. Jenkins
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!

I just heard repeats of the rally last night at Wellstone's memorial.

***WE WILL WIN!!! WE WILL WIN!!! WE WILL WIN !!!*** they ROARED with glee and excited emotion at the thought that Wellstones DEATH will lead to Victory!!

Victory? ? Do you think that they are just thinking of this 2002 Senate Race? No! This was a RALLY CALL to the TROOPS that Queen Hillary will soon be installed in power as President of the United States! They've dreamed of it happening but this Fortunate Death of one of their Comrades is going to make the Dream a Reality!

Who on earth CELEBRATES the Death of one of their own so that ANOTHER can RULE???? DemonRATS...you're Americans too. The leadership of your party is DRUNK with power! What are they going to DO with that power??? Do they REALLY represent what you care about? While you work hard to raise your family, these ELITISTS are drinking champagne and having whoopee in a back room in glory over the very thought of POWER!

Look back a few years...66+...and while MILLIONS were being slaughtered in Nazi Germany, Hitler and Eva celebrated much like we saw last night in the Memorial. While MILLIONS were starved to bones and gassed to death, the ELITE partied and filmed home movies of their Celebrations too!

STOP supporting this craziness! Vote out this bunch of crazies, and look to replace them with true Statesmen and Stateswomen that reflect YOUR dreams, and not their OWN DREAMS of Glory!!!

Words of Wisdom from Ms. Angela...MUD

217 posted on 10/30/2002 4:29:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: scholar
Here ya go, my FRiend...MUD
218 posted on 10/30/2002 6:03:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thank you so much! The topic in question lasted 5 1/2 hours in the Current Events Forum, until it was moved...

It was great fun. But, more than that, people seemed to be really interested in how EVIL the Democrats are, they aren't fooling anyone any more!

Less than SIX days until November 5!

219 posted on 10/30/2002 6:41:14 PM PST by Joy Angela
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To: sultan88
"We all thought you wuz at the Cumberland Gap."

I wuz...but ya gotta move fast in this business...MUD

220 posted on 10/31/2002 1:39:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Joy Angela; Landru; sultan88
"DemonRATS Celebrate DEATH Like RightWingers Celebrate LIFE!!"

FReegards...MUD

221 posted on 10/31/2002 4:48:32 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
I'm glad I saw this one. Then again, I may not get the tune out of my head....

5.56mm

222 posted on 10/31/2002 7:19:50 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: carlo3b
"Remembering Thanksgiving Day"

"Thanksgiving morning was a special treat with a home filled with the scent of baking bread, and roasted turkey which transformed our tiny cold water flat in "Little Italy" on the lower East side of Chicago into a 3 room palace. Everyone was involved, family and friends, young and old, with 4 generations of our own majestic women. An unspoken but respected hierarchy prevailed, with the eldest women in control, and a dance like rhythm appeared to take charge of this traditional and noble endeavor. It didn't take long before our small kitchen and dinning room filled, and every flat surface was covered. People scurried into the hallway, where neighbors shuffled pans and pots in and out of their homes to their own kitchens to make room for more, always more so everyone could share in the abundance."

Thank you, my dear FRiend...this link will be e-mailed to all my kin who have 'puters...MUD

223 posted on 11/01/2002 12:19:58 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: M Kehoe
"I may not get the tune out of my head...."

Sorry 'bout that, let's see if we can flush it out with this one...

"Shan't Git Fooled Again!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Medyuh Jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that RATS' Chi-Com spies always lie...Don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...MUD don't lie!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Hitlery's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the Democratic Party!!)

Hope that helps, my FRiend...MUD

224 posted on 11/01/2002 12:30:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Snow Bunny; coteblanche; Landru
"USO Canteen's Tribute to George Dubyuh!!"

FReegards...MUD

225 posted on 11/01/2002 12:44:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection; Luis Gonzalez; Ragtime Cowgirl
"Racist DemonRAT Parodyist Calls Condi Rice a 'Ni**er'!!"

Terry McAuliffe Approves...MUD

226 posted on 11/01/2002 12:52:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: scholar
Please check out post #56, my FRiend...MUD
227 posted on 11/01/2002 1:06:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Black-Hearted Lib'rals!! (The Thread)"

MUD

228 posted on 11/01/2002 1:34:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: scholar
"...we are being lied to, but that is why the Lord gave us a brain and the ability to discern."

Exactly!! The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd and the PRO-Socialism FederalEducationSystem shares much of the blame fer the Sheeple's Ignorance, but you gotta wanna be STOOOOPID if you remain a Leftist RAT Dolt into yer adult years. Seriously, do YOU really believe OJ Simpson couldn't fit his bloody glove on his hand?! Do you?!! The Double-Murderer/EX-football star had a latex glove on his hand, you DOLT!! Combined with the shrinkage of a blood-soaked glove that anyone who's ever had a blood-soaked glove knows all about, well, YOU do realize the glove that was on the hand of Nicole's and Paul's killer...and that blood-soaked glove was on OJ Simpson as he sliced the throat of his wife--the mother of his two children--and an innocent bystander!! You do realize that, don't you?!

Yeah, "RATS're Dolts!!, but they got no one to blame 'cept fer their own lazy, handout-beggin', Self-LOATHING** 'selves!!!

"There are millions of people who apparently like being lied to--they reelected Bubba simply because he "felt their pain!!"

Yeah, Scholar, that's what I meant...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...**I sincerely believe you must LOATHE yerself to be a willing participant in the DemonRATS' PowerGrab!!

229 posted on 11/01/2002 2:14:08 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jmstein7; The Raven; johnny7; sultan88; Landru
"Wellstone DemonRATS!!" (Jonah's take in National Review)"

"But some liberals, many of them hobbled by nostalgia, refuse to believe that this is true. They loved the romance and excitement of the New Deal or the Great Society so much, that they continue to sit in a nearly empty theater refusing to believe that the movie's over — even though the credits have rolled and the lights have come on. It's just an intermission, they insist. The second half will be even better — just you wait and see!"

FReegards...MUD

230 posted on 11/01/2002 2:47:51 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
I wondered where all of these were suddenly coming from.
231 posted on 11/01/2002 6:19:54 AM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Heh heh heh...sneak attack!!

FReegards, T_C...MUD

232 posted on 11/01/2002 7:56:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88
I'm starting to really dig "Allman Brothers Band"!!

Other than "Melissa", which ABB songs would you recommend fer FReepin'?!

FReegards...MUD

233 posted on 11/01/2002 9:36:36 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jla; LiberteeBell; 1 Olgoat; 103198; 11Bush; 1234; a6intruder; aculeus; AfghanJohn; AHWilde; ...
"EnviroWhacko Terrorists Attack Virginia...AGAIN!!!"

"The Earth Liberation Front has claimed responsibility for dozens of actions since 1997 that caused more than $30 million in damage, according to the group's Web site. The group says it carries out acts of vandalism "to inflict economic damage on those profiting from the destruction and exploitation of the natural environment." They operate in cells, so "the security of group members is maintained." The two most recent incidents locally under investigation occurred Oct. 5 or 6 in the Riverlake Colony subdivision in Henrico's far West End. The vandal or vandals severely damaged two SUVs that were parked about a block apart. In the 800 block of Colony Bluff Place, vandals repeatedly sliced the body of a 1996 Toyota SUV with what police said may have been a hatchet, causing $8,000 to $10,000 in damage. A note found inside the truck said that ELF was responsible. That same night, vandals used a sharp object to dent the body of a 1995 Ford SUV parked in front of a home in the 9900 block of Eildonway Place. Damage was estimated at $5,000, and the perpetrator left behind a note claiming ELF was responsible. About a week earlier, on Sept. 27 or 28, vandals defaced about 25 Ford and Mercury SUVs on the lot of Universal Ford at 10751 West Broad Street. A white substance applied to the SUVs, determined to be glass-etching cream, permanently scarred the surface of the vehicles, police said. "One SUV had the word ELF written on a windshield," said Command Sgt. Tom Shumate, a Henrico police spokesman."

Make no mistake about it, the Anthrax Terrorists were EnviroWhacko RATS!!

Is there a lower life form than DemonRAT Leftists?!

Not in my book...MUD

234 posted on 11/01/2002 9:52:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
With the ABB?
You can't go wrong with *any* of their songs.

...which of their albumes do you have, hmmmmm?

235 posted on 11/01/2002 11:33:30 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I'm starting to really dig "Allman Brothers Band"!!"

Good group. Lots of good selections to pick from.

236 posted on 11/01/2002 11:45:00 AM PST by sultan88
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To: Landru; sultan88; KLT
"...which of their albumes do you have, hmmmmm?"

"A Decade of Hits (1969-1979)"...I may FReep "Jessica" fer my daughter, and "Melissa" will become "Bill Clinton"...but I need two more since I prefer to FReep in Threes.

"Dreams" is sounding good, and "Whipping Post" (thank you, KLT) is awesome and perfect fer the band, but I was wondering if you knew of any sleepers...remember, my buddies are guitarists mostly, so please advise accordingly.

FReegards...MUD

237 posted on 11/01/2002 12:41:28 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Nobody Knows" is not one of their classics but has good lyrics.
238 posted on 11/01/2002 1:45:13 PM PST by sultan88
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To: Mudboy Slim
"...remember, my buddies are guitarists mostly, so please advise accordingly."

HA!!
A couple of regular Dickey Betts & Warren Haynes, huh??
Oh yea...

Listen Mud; I've something important to tell you about seeing how you're just turning on to these guys, OK?

Goto www.CDNow.com

*Buy* the VHS tape called, The Allman Brothers Band "Live At Great Woods." ($9.50 ~a steeenkin bargain!)

Prepare to see two of the world's greatest guitarists engage in the most outrageous dueling leads ever recorded on film.

You won't be the same, after seeing this film.
On my new 6.1 surround-sound system, it's beyond description.
Both of us just sat in our chairs gaga as our jaws went >clunk< onto the floor.
Just couldn't believe we could be so lucky *stumbling* onto a concert recorded in *1992* first now, in 2002.

...now, do it while it's still available!

239 posted on 11/01/2002 2:09:59 PM PST by Landru
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To: sultan88
"Nobody Knows"

That's not one of the songs I've got...maye I need to borrow another CD from ya, FRiend...MUD

240 posted on 11/02/2002 4:22:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"Goto www.CDNow.com *Buy* the VHS tape called, The Allman Brothers Band "Live At Great Woods." ($9.50 ~a steeenkin bargain!)"

Consider it done...you've never steered me wrong before, Pops!!

LOL...MUD

241 posted on 11/02/2002 4:24:08 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
And now it is done...MUD
242 posted on 11/02/2002 4:33:18 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; Landru; sultan88; Mr. Jenkins; leadpenny; kristinn; FreeTheHostages; goldilucky; ...
"Bill Clinton"
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")

RATS' HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Left's gypsy flys from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trusting none!!
Killing children, having fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...

Left stains, DemRATS think Slick's sane...
No one knows Bill Clinton's gay!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
US FReepers FReep RATS' ChiCom spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...

{c:Bridge}
Again the morning comes
Again he's on the run
Sunbeam shining through his hair
Care enough to have a care
Pick up your gear and gypsy...Roll on...Roll on!!

Crossroads, will Libs ever let Slick go?!!
Will Left die while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATS see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But I know that Slick won't stay...We'll git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick won't stay, FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!

Work in progress...MUD

243 posted on 11/02/2002 6:45:01 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
you're STILL wasting your considerable talents, imVho.

free dixie,sw

244 posted on 11/02/2002 11:54:29 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim
I'll bump this up.

But Mud??

...do order that tape now, y'hear? ;^)

245 posted on 11/02/2002 12:01:00 PM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
"And now it is done...MUD"

Oh geshhhh...
Here I'm raggin' on ya to not forget & you tell me flat-out ya did it.
*Not* quite a Putz Head am I, but close. :o)

...be SURE to give us a review after you've watched it, y'hear?

246 posted on 11/02/2002 2:28:52 PM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hmmmmmmmm. How about Hendrix's FIRE, Or Crosstown Traffic...Bet you could create great lyrics to those...
247 posted on 11/02/2002 6:55:17 PM PST by KLT
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To: Mudboy Slim
No one knows Bill Clinton's gay!!

Really?

248 posted on 11/02/2002 11:36:16 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
"Really?"

I didn't know...did you know?! Who wouldda figgered...then again, look at the HildaBeast and it sorta comes into focus...LOL!!

I don't know how these nasty rumors git started, but I did hear--from an anonymous DemonRAT source, of course--that McAuliffe and Slick Willie were lovers.

LOL and FReegards...MUD

249 posted on 11/03/2002 1:14:47 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT
Yer wish is my command, my FRiend...Mudboy Hendrix comin' up!!

FReegards...MUD

250 posted on 11/03/2002 1:16:26 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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