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To: Cyber-Band; Landru; stand watie; sultan88; FallGuy; ArneFufkin; Snow Bunny; Billie; coteblanche
"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick said, "I WILL!!"

(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)

You know the story...Slick loved hisself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!

Willie, you're a simple, real awful man...
You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!

Mudboy Slim

Hot off the presses...
Folks, you might as well comment, 'cuz I'm bumpin' this one myself if you don't!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)

Heh heh heh...MUD

275 posted on 11/04/2002 6:53:36 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
279 posted on 11/04/2002 10:04:55 AM PST by stand watie
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