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To: Mudboy Slim
"Let's see a little insight into the playoff races in both the NFC and AFC, my Friends..."

You wanna see whaaaaaat?!!?

OK; try this on for size.
How's this for *insight*; every team from every division will go the "playoffs"; save, the very last team of each respective division.
Titillating stuff to be sure, Mud.

The "Big Picture" script from the NFL will read as follows:
The NFL is to fleece the last remaining coins from the pockets of suckers coast to coast -- the ones who've not yet found a life -- prior to handing the dopes off to the NBA.

Unbeknownst to the innocent, gullible "Sport-Dolt?
Peril will abound & surround 'em along every step of the charade.

In fact?
There's even a CDC advisory bullitin on this!!
It reads as follows:

"The nation's population should 'brace' for expected spikes in the periodic & obligatory outbreaks of boredom from among this year's catch of NFL fans to be a bigger *problem* than usual, this season."

According to the CDC, "Exactly which viewing market(s) these anticipated outbreaks will be most pronounced, isn't exactly clear as of this bullitin's publication."

The CDC advisory goes on to say: "The 'real dangers are expected to be two-fold.
The first danger is anticipated to manifest in increased gorging of garbage foods resulting in noxious amounts of flatulence; which, when trapped in rooms without proper ventilation present unseen peril.
Although the effects of this increase in flatulance will not present the lethal ramifications of carbon monoxide (CO) poisoning? Children, spousal units, the old, infirm and those in a weakened state due to illness who're in close proximity will nonetheless risk, &, be subject to varying degrees of brain damage.
The primary danger, however, will lie in the anticipated increases in the sheer numbers of people who will succumb to repeated waves of overwhelming Narcoleptic slumbers. These victims will be easily identified as they will invariably nod out into a very deep sleep, & be found nose-down, drowned in mugs of beer."

Beware, then.
Forewarned *is* forearmed.

...stay alert, stay alive! :o)

276 posted on 11/04/2002 7:23:36 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"...stay alert, stay alive!"

Stay slim...MUD

277 posted on 11/04/2002 7:30:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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