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Maureen Dowd: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'
Drudge Report ^ | Oct 19, 2002 | Drudge

Posted on 10/19/2002 10:01:38 AM PDT by The Raven

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SAT OCT 19, 2002 11:42:34 ET XXXXX

DOWD: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

NY TIMES op-ed queen Maureen Dowd is planning to rip President Bush like she has never ripped before in a dispatch set for Sunday publication, sources close to the columnist tell DRUDGE.

Dowd, courting controversy, declares: "The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Dowd refers to Bush as a "boy" no less than ten times in the column she's planning to file.

"'Huh?' the Boy said."

Dowd mocks.

MORE

"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."

Dowd stabs.

'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."

Dowd pops.

"...the Boy pressed."

Dowd punches.

"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."

On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: catherinezetajones; dowd; maureendowd; michaeldouglas; zetajones
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I think it is time to go on the offensive with the following as a minimum:

NY Times Dowd Daschle

1 posted on 10/19/2002 10:01:38 AM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven
Catherine Zeta-Jones Expecting Again (Maureen Dowd remains bitter and childless)
2 posted on 10/19/2002 10:05:24 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: jimbo123
Dowd is a loser, so she takes it out on good people.
3 posted on 10/19/2002 10:09:19 AM PDT by tomahawk
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To: The Raven
You'd think she'd refrain from telling age jokes, given the amount of Vasilene on the lens of the camera that took that picture.
4 posted on 10/19/2002 10:10:41 AM PDT by Oschisms
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To: tomahawk
The lefties live in a fantasy world of their own creation. They have bitter emnity for truth.
5 posted on 10/19/2002 10:11:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: jimbo123
I would love to hear the screams and howls of Dems if anyone dared write as crappy a hatchet job without any truth behind it (obviously different that the Clintoon stories) about one of their Presidents.

These people deserve a demigod dictator - they set themselves up to elect men with no principle, no ethics, no shame and no God.

I fart in her general direction - she is not worth the energy to spit.
6 posted on 10/19/2002 10:12:05 AM PDT by txzman
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To: The Raven

7 posted on 10/19/2002 10:14:48 AM PDT by binger
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To: txzman
Clinton gave North Korea the bomb and Dowd goes hysterical over Catherine Zeta Jones 2nd pregnancy and takes it out on an honorable Bush administration. What a psycho.
8 posted on 10/19/2002 10:15:26 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: The Raven
Alas Babylon!: DOWD 'GIRL IDIOT'
9 posted on 10/19/2002 10:16:05 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: The Raven
Is Dowd saying the Clinton was a real Man?
10 posted on 10/19/2002 10:19:45 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: The Raven
Who is Maureen Dowd?
11 posted on 10/19/2002 10:20:46 AM PDT by Jonathon Spectre
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To: jimbo123
Clinton gave North Korea the bomb...

That's exactly what this is all about. The news is out that the NYT's two heros, Clinton and Carter, made the biggest foreign policy error (act of treason) in the history of the United States with the full support of the NYT and they're lashing out to deflect attention. They're irresponsible scum liars.

12 posted on 10/19/2002 10:21:16 AM PDT by #3Fan
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To: The Raven
Dear Ms. Dowd:

I have seen your column in which you attempt to refer to President Bush as the "Boy Emperor". I don't know the back of which cereal box you plucked this monicker from, but it is instantly recognisable as being symptomatic of your continuing spouting of utter nonsense at the President. The President is not an Emperor, nor does he behave as if his trappings are imperial. Rather, that sort of behaviour can be ascribed to Bill Clinton, whose philosophy of government apparently was "L'etat c'est moi", and bent the offices of that state accordingly.

I don't know if this odd behaviour on your part comes from the fact that Bill Clinton apparently sent Michael Douglas to "distract" you. Once Clinton was out of danger, indeed, Douglas dropped you for Catherina Zeta Jones. No, dropped is too mild a term: he ditched, abandoned, dumped, rejected, discarded, put in the toilet bowl and flushed you. I would suggest that in spite of what logic may occur to you as a liberal (and that is indeed minimal), bashing President Bush will not bring him back, nor will it fill the barren Sahara of your womb.

Indeed, it is getting to the point where your epithets may even turn off New York Times readers, at least those who are not bored to sleep by the Pretentious Grey Bimbo by the time they reach your blatherings. In which case, you may be deprived of your sole form of psychological release, littering published materials and the internet with your brain droppings.

In other words, get a grip Maureen.

Ivan
London, England

13 posted on 10/19/2002 10:22:15 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: The Raven
Dowd should write on toilet paper.
14 posted on 10/19/2002 10:23:11 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: The Raven
It sounds like every other Dowdy column written since 9-11. Her trivialia just doesn't play in a world at war. And she's very upset about that.

Dropping Dowdy for Catherine Zeta-Jones? Talk about trading up!


15 posted on 10/19/2002 10:24:15 AM PDT by inkling
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To: The Raven
What a consistent bitch she is for a pleasant enough looking woman. I think she projects her personal issues on ALL of us.

Hey...don't all liberals do that?
16 posted on 10/19/2002 10:26:48 AM PDT by wardaddy
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To: inkling
I would suspect the reason Zeta Jones is pregnant and Dowd is not has something to do with menopause.

I sure hope Dowd LURKS here but I doubt it.
17 posted on 10/19/2002 10:27:20 AM PDT by cpdiii
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To: MadIvan
Ivan, that is just magnificent.
18 posted on 10/19/2002 10:28:31 AM PDT by Bahbah
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To: inkling
I think Micheal Douglas had to pay several million in his divorce settlement with his ex. It looks to me like Micheal
made a "hell of a deal!"
19 posted on 10/19/2002 10:28:57 AM PDT by cpdiii
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To: The Raven
I believe Dowd just likes to hear herself bitch.
20 posted on 10/19/2002 10:29:04 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: The Raven
Hmmm... The Euroweinies call President Bush "Cowboy." Now, this bitch refers to him as an "Emperor." Can't people agree on anything? /sarcasm
21 posted on 10/19/2002 10:31:15 AM PDT by Cobra64
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To: MadIvan
Mad Ivan have you ever considered immigrating to Colonies? You would have a home in our great land.
22 posted on 10/19/2002 10:32:36 AM PDT by cpdiii
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To: The Raven
The faded suck queen of 43rd Street labors long and hard before squeeking out another shrivelled little turd of a column. Pass the sick bag, Alice!
23 posted on 10/19/2002 10:34:03 AM PDT by The Great Satan
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To: The Raven
Doubtless the treaties she refers to that we don't honor are the ones that expired or the ones that Clinton signed but the Senate never ratified. A liberal never lets the law get in the way of their convictions.
24 posted on 10/19/2002 10:34:36 AM PDT by Arkie2
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To: cpdiii
Mad Ivan have you ever considered immigrating to Colonies? You would have a home in our great land.

Considering the difficulties I have had finally getting everything right in my present flat in London, I can't really consider going anywhere for a while. ;)

My sincere thanks for the kind offer however. ;)

Regards, Ivan

25 posted on 10/19/2002 10:34:39 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
brain droppings
Excellent. Very funny, too.
26 posted on 10/19/2002 10:34:48 AM PDT by Clara Lou
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To: The Raven
Dowdy has no venom for the “Grandpa Emperor” or her corrupt traitorous boss:

"Ah Miss Secretary, thank you for the billions in cash and the two new nuclear reactors,
I promise North Korea will never ever touch a nuclear program again... ever!"

What a bitter twisted dried up hag of a broad this typist is.

27 posted on 10/19/2002 10:36:23 AM PDT by dead
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To: The Raven
Maureen Dowd, vindictive, mean spirited, man hating, terminally mentally challenged, Clinton crotch watcher, Hillary wannabe.
28 posted on 10/19/2002 10:36:43 AM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts
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To: MadIvan
What a great letter!
My applaud goes to you, Ivan!
29 posted on 10/19/2002 10:37:22 AM PDT by NWOhioGirl7O7
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To: MadIvan
You certainly have a way with words! All, right on the mark. Thanks for my Saturday chuckle.
30 posted on 10/19/2002 10:38:55 AM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts
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To: The Great Satan
Hmmm...after glancing over the first 20 or so posts.......looks like there's not too much value to this thread.

Probably can skip her column tomorrow as well, eh????

31 posted on 10/19/2002 10:38:59 AM PDT by The Raven
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To: MadIvan
You know, most women would back up a truck load of Hagen Dasz and sit down to The Movie Channel until the bitterness passed, but then, any SMART woman wouldn't have put herself in a position to be bitter for trusting a schmuck like Klinton to set her up with Michael Douglas as a diversion.
32 posted on 10/19/2002 10:39:31 AM PDT by Wondervixen
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To: Oschisms
You'd think she'd refrain from telling age jokes, given the amount of Vasilene on the lens of the camera that took that picture.

ROTFL. Gotta add that one to my collection.

33 posted on 10/19/2002 10:40:03 AM PDT by NYS_Eric
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To: The Raven
Dowd represents the cream of the elite crop of modern socialist thinking.

Which just goes to show you why socialism fails both bitterly and miserably everywhere it's tried.

And after a few more years of printing such pablum as that which Dowd pens, one wonders how we'll be able to differentiate between the old Gray Lady and a common supermarket tabloid...

34 posted on 10/19/2002 10:41:55 AM PDT by Southack
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To: The Raven
Free speech is a wonderful tool. From coast to coast people will realize how insecure and feeble this woman is.
35 posted on 10/19/2002 10:43:31 AM PDT by RGSpincich
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To: Wondervixen
You know, most women would back up a truck load of Hagen Dasz and sit down to The Movie Channel until the bitterness passed, but then, any SMART woman wouldn't have put herself in a position to be bitter for trusting a schmuck like Klinton to set her up with Michael Douglas as a diversion.

Also a smart woman would not be comfortable sleeping with the same person who slept with Sharon Stone, I should imagine.

Not without having seen him getting a huge dose of antibiotics, anyway.

Regards, Ivan

36 posted on 10/19/2002 10:44:16 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: NYS_Eric
And that pic's 10 years old, at least. :)
37 posted on 10/19/2002 10:45:44 AM PDT by Oschisms
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To: The Raven
The Dowd Rule
38 posted on 10/19/2002 10:46:46 AM PDT by spycatcher
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To: The Raven
Menopause must be Hell...
39 posted on 10/19/2002 10:46:47 AM PDT by clintonh8r
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To: The Raven
Mo's writing is literally udder flatulence.
40 posted on 10/19/2002 10:46:55 AM PDT by Quicksilver
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To: RGSpincich
Dowd finally went over the edge when Douglas traded her in for Zeta Jones at the same time she received her AARP membership invitation.
41 posted on 10/19/2002 10:49:04 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: The Raven
Maybe they can get Rep. Dan Burton to write a rebuttal to the 'gurls' article.....

Congressman Cussin' Mad Over Clinton-Korea Charges

Rep. Gary Ackerman, D-NY, blew his stack during a radio debate with Rep. Dan Burton, R-Ind., on Thursday over charges that ex-President Clinton gave North Korea the bomb - growing so agitated at one point that his cursing had to be bleeped from the air.


42 posted on 10/19/2002 10:51:06 AM PDT by deport
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To: The Raven
I do believe Maureen Dowd just likes to hear herself bitch.

I was going to say 'bitch and MOAN' but I think that would make her even more jealous of Zeta-Jones.

43 posted on 10/19/2002 10:51:08 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: wardaddy
I've heard industry insiders joke about how touched up that first photo of Dowdy is. Here's a "candid" shot of her at an award banquet two years ago:

And here's a candid photo of her replacement

Wow, that was a tough choice, Michael!

44 posted on 10/19/2002 10:51:44 AM PDT by inkling
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To: NWOhioGirl7O7
What a great letter! My applaud goes to you, Ivan!

My sincere thanks. But Maureen Dowd is an easy target.

Regards, Ivan

45 posted on 10/19/2002 10:53:59 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
"...nor will it fill the barren Sahara of your womb."

LOL!! Good letter Ivan.

46 posted on 10/19/2002 10:56:59 AM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: The Raven
Let's try a translation on Ms. Dowd, based on the theory that often times people extrapolate from real life in their writing:

"The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Meaning, she woke up alone in her New York apartment, looked in the mirror, found to her horror she was a little older and didn't have a man in her life. She then went into the kitchen for some comfort food.

"'Huh?' the Boy said."

She perhaps can't get the song "Mad About the Boy" out of her head, and was looking at Michael Douglas' photo.

"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."

Which she must feel every day: a late middle aged, not too bright, lefty writer who is unmarried and with no family. Where could life have its meaning for her, except in the perpetuation of malice and bile?

'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."

"But Michael promised he'd love me forever!"

"...the Boy pressed."

No comment on what she wants pressed.

"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."

Obviously she saw Catherine Zeta Jones is pregnant.

And so on.

Regards, Ivan

47 posted on 10/19/2002 10:59:35 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: binger
Better?

FGS

48 posted on 10/19/2002 11:01:30 AM PDT by ForGod'sSake
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To: The Raven
here maureen this will make it all better



49 posted on 10/19/2002 11:05:11 AM PDT by TheRedSoxWinThePennant
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
"Dowd should write on toilet paper."

Yep, that would save us all a lot of trouble and discomfort. :-)

50 posted on 10/19/2002 11:06:39 AM PDT by el_texicano
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