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Maureen Dowd: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'
Drudge Report ^ | Oct 19, 2002 | Drudge

Posted on 10/19/2002 10:01:38 AM PDT by The Raven

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SAT OCT 19, 2002 11:42:34 ET XXXXX

DOWD: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'

NY TIMES op-ed queen Maureen Dowd is planning to rip President Bush like she has never ripped before in a dispatch set for Sunday publication, sources close to the columnist tell DRUDGE.

Dowd, courting controversy, declares: "The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"

Dowd refers to Bush as a "boy" no less than ten times in the column she's planning to file.

"'Huh?' the Boy said."

Dowd mocks.

MORE

"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."

Dowd stabs.

'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."

Dowd pops.

"...the Boy pressed."

Dowd punches.

"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."

On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: catherinezetajones; dowd; maureendowd; michaeldouglas; zetajones
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To: jimbo123
Dowd explored(ugh)...exposed(double ugh)...the spoiled child
51 posted on 10/19/2002 11:08:42 AM PDT by RGSpincich
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To: The Raven
She's just bitter because she looks terrible in a thong.
52 posted on 10/19/2002 11:10:32 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: inkling
WOW...big difference. I've only seen the doctored pic....

I didn't know Douglas cavorted with her....not suprised though. She whines like most frustrated feminists who've found out too late that all that dogma they embraced in their 20s is sort of hollow in their 40s.

Now....what does gorgeous Zeta see in that old geezer. Don't say $$$$$.....she's got plenty of her own.

I always thought Douglas's ex-wife Diandra was pretty sexy in her own right. I think she was about 19 when he first snagged her.....he's a horndog to be sure.
53 posted on 10/19/2002 11:12:37 AM PDT by wardaddy
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To: tomahawk; tinacart; Slyfox; ErnBatavia; doug from upland; Boxsford; martin_fierro; Geezerette; ...

54 posted on 10/19/2002 11:22:27 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: MadIvan
Ouch!!!
55 posted on 10/19/2002 11:22:45 AM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Wondervixen
can someone fill me in on the Clinton, Douglas, Dowd connection?
56 posted on 10/19/2002 11:24:45 AM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: jimbo123
Dowd finally went over the edge when Douglas traded her in

Dowd's a loser. Douglas stayed with Carl Malden longer than he stayed with her.

57 posted on 10/19/2002 11:25:52 AM PDT by RGSpincich
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To: All
I love it. When the libs can't find anything that sticks, they go with: "He's dumb". They did it to Reagan. It didn't work; Reagan is taking his rightful place in history amongst other great leaders. If this is the best ol' Dowdy can do, it bodes well for Bush supporters. ;-)
58 posted on 10/19/2002 11:26:51 AM PDT by Kip Lange
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To: The Raven; Liz
Bitter and barren, the unfortunate sobbing cow known as Maureen Dowd remained childless and unloved late today.

In other news, Catherine Zeta-Jones is still ravishingly beautiful, warmly loved by a caring husband, and obviously bubbling with fecundity.


I hereby award Dame Dowd the weekly Beckel Prize for excellence in providing the FreeRepublic community with the total Schadenfreude experience. Thanks, ma'am, and don't forget your hormone replacement tablet today!
59 posted on 10/19/2002 11:30:48 AM PDT by Petronski
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To: RGSpincich
Good find. Thanks.
60 posted on 10/19/2002 11:31:13 AM PDT by Balata
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace
I'm not sure, but I think she wanted to service Bubba, marry Michael, and didn't get either one.
61 posted on 10/19/2002 11:31:46 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: The Raven
Who cares what this HOMELY Nit Wit thinks?
62 posted on 10/19/2002 11:33:00 AM PDT by fabriclady
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To: MadIvan
No, dropped is too mild a term: he ditched, abandoned, dumped, rejected, discarded, put in the toilet bowl and flushed you.

Ouch! Remind me not to get on your bad side! ;-)

63 posted on 10/19/2002 11:36:01 AM PDT by Happygal
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To: Paul Atreides
I'll see you and raise you a "buck"...

64 posted on 10/19/2002 11:36:31 AM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: The Raven
GOOD NEWS FOR DAME MO!


Why is this woman smiling? Read on.

HOW OLD is TO OLD to be SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
by Cathleen Jo Faruque, LICSW, D.A.P.A.
The truth is, human beings are fortunately never too old to enjoy a happy and healthy sex life. Despite this good news, many people, young and old alike, are astounded at the idea of people remaining sexually active in their sixties, seventies, eighties and beyond. It is frequently assumed that elderly persons lose their sexual desires or that they are physically unable to perform. We all recognize the media's portrayal of the elderly as sexually undesirable. The whole notion of elderly persons having sexual relations is somehow perverse.

65 posted on 10/19/2002 11:38:05 AM PDT by Petronski
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To: Happygal
Ouch! Remind me not to get on your bad side! ;-)

Darling, you could never be on my bad side. Rather, whoever is on your bad side is on my bad side. ;)

Love, Ivan

66 posted on 10/19/2002 11:38:51 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: The Raven
Only journalists can make fake money and get away with it. Seems like journalism America is crying for another President that will fry its arse in earnest.
67 posted on 10/19/2002 11:41:03 AM PDT by lavaroise
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To: Slyfox
"I believe Dowd just likes to hear herself bitch. "

Don't all liberals?

68 posted on 10/19/2002 11:44:03 AM PDT by Kerberos
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To: The Raven
Yasser Daschle Dowd's a liar and a fool -- and now a plagiarist of sorts.

Bob Tyrell coined "Boy Clinton" 10 years ago.

She called the "Emperor" part close, though.

United States of America's President and Armed Forces Commander In Chief, George Walker Bush, certainly has a natural nobility -- and commands respect!
69 posted on 10/19/2002 11:47:38 AM PDT by Brian Allen
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To: The Raven
Giving the devil her due, Maureen couldn't stand Bubba Clinton either. She's certainly liberal, but I've always found her columns more cantankerous and curmudgeonly than outwardly leftist. But to get to the point here, the bottom line is ... and everyone who has read her over the years should already know this ... Maureen utterly despises the Bush family as a whole, from George the elder and Barbara down to G.W. and I'm sure on to Jeb and his brood. And again, if you've read her over the years you should have picked up on this, but the animus she has toward them is more personal than political.
70 posted on 10/19/2002 12:07:15 PM PDT by GB
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To: Petronski
" .. Catherine Zeta-Jones .....obviously bubbling with fecundity."

Maureen Dowd continues to demonstrate her " Lack of Gravidas ". To those not familar with this medical term-gravida refers to being pregnant, it's technically not pluralized,but, I took some literary license, like that desiccated harpy.
71 posted on 10/19/2002 12:08:23 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: lavaroise
There are a few conservatives out there who've managed to survive in journalism with their sanity (relatively) intact. I celebrated my 25th anniversary in the business earlier this year.
72 posted on 10/19/2002 12:08:30 PM PDT by GB
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To: The Raven
There was a very nice riff called "The Immutable Laws of Dowd" posted on FR about 2 weeks ago. If you go here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/763536/posts

you can see it. I don't know how to post links. I swear I'll learn one day...

73 posted on 10/19/2002 12:11:21 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: The Raven
Time for a new system in politics. We divide the nation into half, one half the Dems get to rule forever, the other goes to the GOP. Instead of voting, people can just move to the part they want to live in.

I bet no matter how much the initial division favours the Dems, they will turn into a 3rd world type nation in a generation, and GOPlans will prosper.
74 posted on 10/19/2002 12:12:25 PM PDT by Grig
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To: The Raven
How could Maureen tell the difference between a man and a boy since she's never had a man before.No man in his right mind would ever touch something infested with maggots.
75 posted on 10/19/2002 12:14:20 PM PDT by INSENSITIVE GUY
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To: Brian Allen
United States of America's President and Armed Forces Commander In Chief, George Walker Bush, certainly has a natural nobility -- and commands respect!

If this Drudge article is true, it is pure slander!

This would be something you would see posted in DU or Dem.com!

Even dem bootlickers like Mary McGrory, Ellen Goodman and Molly Ivins wouldn't resort to this type of bile!

Drudge has a good-sized audience and the bitch might get wind of it and tone down her vitriol before she releases the article.

76 posted on 10/19/2002 12:18:34 PM PDT by johnny7
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To: The Raven
To Dowd-in the words of Peter Grant,"you silly -unt".
77 posted on 10/19/2002 12:21:48 PM PDT by Helms
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To: Paul Atreides; binger; All
http://www.bartcop.com/21bridal.htm

(Dowd --- as you may have noticed from the Constitution's Viewpoints page,
                             which sometimes uses her columns --- enjoys tongue-in-cheek writing. The
                             day before George W. Bush's inauguration last month, the Constitution
                             published a column where she made up quotes from an inaugural planner
                             about how the Bush campaign wanted a return-to-the-Confederacy theme for
                             the festivities. It was intended to be funny. Some readers took it seriously. I
                             had to tell them it was a joke, just not a very good one.)

                             

78 posted on 10/19/2002 12:24:32 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Paul Atreides; binger; maxwell; Constitution Day; Argh; aaaDOC; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1
On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.
79 posted on 10/19/2002 12:29:40 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Semper Paratus
Dowd has this fantasy of Billy-boy throwing her on a bed and ordering her to service the ex-presidential organ.

Dowd dreams of being slapped around; defiled and dominated; becoming the pivot b***h in a circle-jerk; passed between Billy-boy, Arafat, Castro and a transvestite to be named later; webcast being ganged by the DNC and the DSA to pervert-pay-per-view subscribers and finally crawling into a Planned Parenthood abortion mill because she can never be sure which trick is her baby's daddy.

Dowd-y Dowd is a dried up, has been who never was. The Times is a worthless Leftist rag whose "Times" have long ago passed by.

80 posted on 10/19/2002 12:33:25 PM PDT by Thumper1960
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To: The Raven
obviously this woman needs a lover
81 posted on 10/19/2002 12:34:49 PM PDT by The Wizard
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To: MadIvan
No, dropped is too mild a term: he ditched, abandoned, dumped, rejected, discarded, put in the toilet bowl and flushed you.

Pure poetry Ivan. You do good.

82 posted on 10/19/2002 12:36:01 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: ErnBatavia
Wasn't Janet Reno Bubba's first dalliance with another man?
83 posted on 10/19/2002 12:37:32 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: The Wizard
One that doesn't require batteries or inflation.
84 posted on 10/19/2002 12:38:28 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: inkling
I missed the connection between Dowd and Zeta Goddess. What gives?

Please feel free, however, to continue to post photos of Schwing Zeta-- in her schwinginest available within the parameters of list decorum.

85 posted on 10/19/2002 12:54:09 PM PDT by RainDog
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To: Paul Atreides; ErnBatavia
<< Wasn't Janet Reno Bubba's first dalliance with another man? >>

Are you sure?

I'd had it on good authority that 'honour' had befallen Web Hubbell's daughter Chelsea KKKli'toon's father, Hitlery Rodman-KKli'toon?
86 posted on 10/19/2002 1:10:16 PM PDT by Brian Allen
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To: jimbo123
Maureen Dowd remains bitter and childless

And brainless, and humorless, HA! HA! HA! HA!

87 posted on 10/19/2002 1:33:22 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: RainDog
I missed the connection between Dowd and Zeta Goddess. What gives?

Michael Douglas dated Dowd.

Michael Douglas met Zeta Jones.

Michael Douglas dumped Dowd like a bad habit.

Michael Douglas married Zeta Jones.

Michael Douglas is going to be a father for two Zeta Jones kids.

Maureen Dowd is too old and decrepit to have kids.

Maureen Dowd can't get over it.

Maureen Dowd is sexually frustrated and bitter.

Maureen Dowd takes it out on Dubya.

Maureen Dowd makes an ass of herself everytime she publishes one of these temper tantrums.

88 posted on 10/19/2002 1:46:50 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore)
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To: GB
She's the one making it personal! I can't stand the witch.
89 posted on 10/19/2002 1:49:07 PM PDT by Alissa
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To: The Wizard
obviously this woman needs a lover




That's what I thought
90 posted on 10/19/2002 3:03:53 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven
Maureen is becoming a monumental bore and is rapidly working up to full dress "CLYMER" status.
91 posted on 10/19/2002 3:12:12 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine
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To: Jimmy Valentine
Good point....let's give her an award...


92 posted on 10/19/2002 3:59:31 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven
Poor girl....she's on her last nerve....and brain cell....
93 posted on 10/19/2002 4:41:21 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: The Raven
She didn't have time to write her own column so she turned in Terry M's fax.
94 posted on 10/19/2002 4:53:01 PM PDT by Iowegian
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To: The Raven
I'm still waiting for someone to give me a good reason why anybody should care what some leftist whore who slept her way into her job with the "Slimes" writes.

Her pathetic stunted screeds are amateurish drivel.

I rather read a post from A+Bert.

95 posted on 10/19/2002 4:54:20 PM PDT by Rome2000
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To: The Raven
As always liberals have it backward. Clinton, the wreckless teenager threw a big party in has 8 years. And now the grownups (Bush and co) have come home to clean it up.
96 posted on 10/19/2002 4:56:33 PM PDT by republicman
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To: MadIvan
Whoa! LOL! You are good, sir. : )
97 posted on 10/19/2002 4:58:54 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: The Raven
The liberal ploy of painting Bush as dumb or as a boy just helps Dubya maintain the upper hand. How many chess games do the rats need to lose before they credit their opponent with being clever? And the "immaturity" charge is just one of those self-promoting and nonspecific insults that's used by intellectual cowards - it suggests that she can see that the President is arrested at some level below which she has successfully acceeded.
That's a subjective perspective and subject to partisan interpretation. The contrary claim that the public is happy that the grown-ups were in charge when 9-11 occurred - not the Clinton kids - can just as easily be made.
98 posted on 10/19/2002 5:05:18 PM PDT by kcar
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To: The Raven
Geez -- she has no idea how boring and predictable her writing is, does she?
99 posted on 10/19/2002 6:20:52 PM PDT by oline
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To: Cobra64
Actually, the name calling really shows one thing - no respect!

It's that simple.

Even when Gov. Richards was bad mouthing GW to pieces, he still referred to her as Gov. Richards, refusing to lower himself to her level of gutterspeak!
100 posted on 10/19/2002 6:56:35 PM PDT by CyberAnt
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