Posted on 10/24/2002 10:17:29 AM PDT by vannrox
University of Smith and Wesson
Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my handgun.
Cum catapult proscript erat, tum soli poscript catapultas habebunt.
(If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults)
Greenpiece (with a picture of a green handgun)
Body piercing by Smith & Wesson
If Atlatls were outlawed, only outlaws would have Atlatls.
An atlatl is a primitive weapon, a "spear thrower."
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
My President is Charlton Heston
If you love something, set it free....if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
My personal favorite.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you can read this, you are in range.
It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.
The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface-to- Air Missiles.
An armed society is a polite society.
This is my second favorite.
Notice: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
Driver carries less than $20… IN AMMUNITION
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
I just got a gun for my wife - good trade.
Support your right to arm bears.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt -fish - trap- wear fur
I'll eat anything as long as it swims, walks, slithers or flies.
Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading.
American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species
Do You Trust Your Government?
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
Gun Owners Do It With More Bang!
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds
Gun control means using both hands
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS
I Love Assault Rifles
I Love Assault Weapons
I Love Machine Guns
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang
Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson
It's The Criminals - Stupid
Kill It & Grill It
My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never.
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun
Remember Waco
Spotted Owls Taste Great
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste
This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson
Will Work For Ammo
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!
I Love My Country - But I Fear My Government
Slaves "R" Us - The New World Order
USSA - United Socialist States of America
USSR - United States Socialist Republic
The Road to Hell is Paved With Democrats
Vote Republican - Operation Restore Sanity
Enlighten a Liberal - Shine a Flashlight Under his Rock
Empty The Prisons, Make Room For Congress
Vote Democrat - It's easier than getting a job
Pro Accordian - AND I VOTE
Once I was young and idealistic. Now I'm a Republican.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me
A man with a Gun is a citizen. A man without a Gun is a subject.
A very noteworthy bumper sticker.
Democide - what happens when people are disarmed.
Politicians perfer unarmed peasants
A man with a Gun is a citizen. A man without a Gun is a statistic.
I’m a…
God-fearing, wife-loving,
USA-loving, right-wing,
gun-totin’, meat-eating,
fur-wearin’, intolerant,
red-neck, war-veteran…
And proud of it.
LOL.....EBUCK
Beautiful!
 "Patriotic Pacifist" |
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 "Coward" |
 "U.N. Flag" |
 "Peace on Earth" |
 "War is Not the Answer" |
 "Bless Our Planet" |
 "God Bless Earth" |
 Madison |
 "Goddess Bless Our Planet" |
 "Good Idea" |
 "Question Authority" |
 "The Right Is Wrong" |
 "Patriotism Isn't Blind" |
 "Proud Liberal" |
"Flaming Liberal" |
 "Yellow Dog Dem" |
 "I Miss Bill" |
 "Where's Al?" |
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 "Axis of Weasels" |
 "Religious Peace" |
 "Public Enemy" |
 "Wage Peace" |
EBUCK
SUPPORT MENTAL HEALTH -- OR I'LL KILL YOU
ANNOY A POLITICIAN TODAY. THINK!
ASSASSINS, INC. WE AIM TO PLEASE
AT ANY TIME, AT ANY PLACE, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
BILL OF RIGHTS, AMENDMENT 2 (overstamped in red with “void where prohibited by law”)
BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. NOT JUST FOR REVOLUTIONARIES ANYMORE
DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR DOLE
DEATH IS BUT A DOORWAY. HERE, LET ME HOLD THIS FOR YOU
ELIMINATE TRAFFIC CONGESTION. LEGALIZE VEHICULAR WEAPONRY
EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN SNIPER SCHOOL
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES
GOD IS MY CO-PILOT, BUT THE DEVIL IS MY BOMBARDIER
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE. PLANT A POLITICIAN
“GUN CONTROL” ISN’T ABOUT GUNS, IT’S ABOUT CONTROL
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, FEDERAL AGENTS DO
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, POSTAL WORKERS DO
HONK IF YOU’VE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A MOVING CAR
I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL. I HAVE A LEARNER’S PERMIT
I LOVE MY COUNTRY, IT’S MY GOVERNMENT I FEAR
IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO VOTE, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME REAL CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM
IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED CAN WE USE SWORDS?
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THEN WOMEN CAUSE PROSTITUTION
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME, THEN MATCHES CAUSE ARSON
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE IN SIGHT
IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, RIDDLE THEM WITH BULLETS
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY’LL GO AWAY
IS IT TOO LATE TO GET THE RUSSIANS TO NUKE WASHINGTON?
LADIES ANARCHIST SEWING CIRCLE AND TERRORIST SOCIETY
(mushroom cloud) MADE IN AMERICA BY LAZY ILLITERATE AMERICAN WORKERS. TESTED IN JAPAN (I love this one)
MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
NEVER SHOOT TO KILL. ALWAYS SHOOT TO LIVE
PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE IT’S EASIER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLE GANGS
POLITICIANS PREFER UNARMED PEASANTS
PRO-FREE SPEECH. PRO-GUN. PRO-CHOICE. PRO-FREEDOM!
PYSCHOAMAZON WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE
QUESTION AUTHORITY BEFORE IT QUESTIONS YOU
QUESTION AUTHORITY. DON’T ASK WHY, JUST DO IT!
STOP THE VIOLINS! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
SUPPORT (PETA) PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS
SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. JUST ASK AN INDIAN!
THE BILL OF RIGHTS WENT TOO FAR. THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WITH “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW.”
THE CONSTITUTION HAS ITS FLAWS, BUT IT'S A DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN WHAT WE’VE GOT NOW!
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH DEMOCRATS
THE STRONGEST REASON FOR PEOPLE TO RETAIN THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, IS AS A LAST RESORT, TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST TYRANNY IN GOVERNMENT--THOMAS JEFFERSON THE ULTIMATE FEMININE PROTECTION. 9MM ON LIGHT DAYS, .44 MAGNUM ON HEAVY DAYS
THE 1ST AMENDMENT GRANTS FREE SPEECH. SO DOES THE 2ND!
THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS BETWEEN THE FOURTH AND FIFTH RIBS
THEY’LL TAKE MY GUN WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD STIFF FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGER
TOURIST SEASON’S COMING UP! DON’T FORGET YOUR LICENSE!
WARNING! DRIVER CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION
WARNING: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH...AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
WATERSHIP DOWN. YOU’VE RED THE BOOK. YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE. NOW, EAT THE STEW!
WE CAN FIRE POLITICIANS BECAUSE WE CAN FIRE GUNS
WE WILL NEVER HAVE GREAT LEADERS AS LONG AS WE MISTAKE EDUCATION FOR INTELLIGENCE, AMBITION FOR ABILITY AND LACK OF TRANSGRESSION FOR INTEGRITY
WHAT’S WRONG WITH A WAITING PERIOD BEFORE PUBLISHING A NEWSPAPER SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN CHECK YOUR FACTS?
WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A MOMENT OF SCIENCE IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
WHERE IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHEN WE REALLY NEED HIM?
WILL BUILD THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES FOR FOOD
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
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