Favorite Freeper Quotes and One-Liners

[MTCJK]

Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals

[Shermy]

"Hold Muh Beer Alert"

and

the myriad of descriptive phrases created by Grampa Dave

[Protagoras]

: Doctor Stochastic

It's hard for Conservatives to understand that dissent isn't crime and for the Liberals to understand that crime isn't dissent.

[TMD]

How about "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it..."
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From Letterman last night:

"You know your party's in trouble when your rising young star is Frank Lautenberg."

"It wasn't a total disaster for the Democrats; they retained control of 'The West Wing'."

"Call me nostalgic, but wasn't it nice to see Walter Mondale come out for one last ass-whipping?"

"People say the Republican candidates benefitted from the Bush bounce. That's not to be confused with the Clinton Bounce, which will get you landed in jail."

[Protagoras]

"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes. They will submit to any indignity, perform any vile act, do anything to achieve power. The worst off-sloughings of the planet are the ingredients of sovereignty. Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us."

P J O'ROURKE

[MotleyGirl70]

I heard this from another FReeper...they referred to Bubba as

Dollar Bill

I almost fell out of my chair.

and of course

Referring to Hitlery as OR her pantsuit as "Ole Crusty"

Anyone know what happened to FReeper CrustyPantSuit

[Protagoras]

"You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism."

P J O'ROURKE

[Protagoras]

"Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have the brains enough to be honest"

Benjamin Franklin

[Protagoras]

"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well."

Booker T. Washington, 1911

[Pagey]

I found this online a few years ago:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism,
but under the name of Liberalism
they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist Program
until one day America will be a Socialist Nation
without ever knowing how it happened."
That Comment is Courtesy of Norman Thomas,
Six-time Socialist Party Presidential Candidate
and one of the founders of the ACLU.

I thought, "Hmmm,he's telling me what his plan is", and that's just what he's doing.That is how Brazen Socialists are! ( And Hillary's a U.S. Senator now...... )

[Lando Lincoln]

"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."

[MotleyGirl70]

"Happy Father's Day, Mr. Limburgh."

LOL, are you series. That's funny, I never heard that one before.

Kind of like limburger cheese.

Limburger: n. A soft white cheese with a very strong odor and flavor (after Limburg, Belgium.)

[BureaucratusMaximus]

Many have already been said, but I shall humbly add:

Are you logged in?

[Fred Mertz]

"The floggings will continue until morale improves." - unknown

[stainlessbanner]

Keep your powder dry, boys!

[labowski]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win the war, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!" - General George S. Patton, Jr. May 31, 1944

[Cyber Liberty]

I like the Patton on your profile page....

[RaceBannon]

That has become my new slogan!!!!!

[cayuga]

on Clinton: "If I outlive the guy, they'll never grow grass on his grave while I'm still able to piss." ralph

[Constitution Day]

"The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -unknown

[bruin66]

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and say the opposite."

Sam Levenson