Face it ladies, do you really want to watch the Bill Clinton golfer types whiz on trees because they have to urge to act like a cocker spaniel while on the links? There are too many golf courses to put up with all this crap.
I had the pleasure of golfing with some 2 "important " men in Las Vegas. The course was plush and very expensive. We were a duo and did not mind them joining us. We were not out very long before I noted that both these important male golfers were "hung over" and were suffering more than a little. They took extra shots, cheated like hell and had gas puffing out each time they leaned over to pick up a missed putt. We noticed they had the most expensive golf equipment and lost lots of high priced balls. Just consider how fortunate you are not to end up with this type every outing at Hooties Haven.