Workplace Discrimination Against, and Jokes About...well, just about everybody

prnewswire ^ | 11/13/02

[Terriergal]

that is a bizarre joke. Who on earth took the time to think that one up? Are you on a bestiality story kick lately or...? ;-)

[shaggy eel]

Are you on a bestiality story kick lately or...? ;-)

,,, don't panic. None of those bears are any of the ones you know. Look at some of the other jokes on this thread that I've posted and form your own answer to that question.

[cardinal4]

A harried young Clinton staffer comes bursting into the Oval Office and drops a huge bundle of papers on the impeached ones desk.

"Whats that?" asks Slick.

"The Abortion Bill, sir." the young go-getter replied.

Eying the document as if it were a bird dropping on his desk, Clinton sighed, "Well, I guess we had better pay it!"

[cardinal4]

bump

[cardinal4]

Monica arrives at her favorite dry cleaners to find that the usual counter person has been replaced by a hard of hearing man.

"Id like a stain removed, please." The worlds most recognizable intern said.

"Come again?" asked the hard of hearing chap.

"No, No" she answered quickly, "Just mustard."

[gorush]

Did you know that the "tooth brush" was invented in West Virginia? Had it been invented anywhere else, they'd have called it the "teeth brush".

[cardinal4]

During the dark days of the Clinton Occupation, his slickness was jogging around the reflecting pool when he saw written in urine in the snow, "Clinton sucks". Bill reportably came unglued and ordered the FBI director to find out who did it.

A day or two goes by before the director gets back to the impeached one.

"Well, did you find out who wrote it??" the visibly angry felattee in chief demanded.

"Yes, we did, Mr. President. The urine appears to belong to algore and the handwriting is Hillary's," Louie Freeh deadpanned.