Clinton Hatched Wacky 'Black Ninja' Plot to Get al-Qaeda (Legacy)

NewsMax ^ | 11/13/02 | Limbacher

[nutmeg]

Blast from the past Clintoon legacy ping! (thread from 11-13-02)

[Mo1]

The prez approached Gen. Hugh Shelton, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and said, "It would scare the [expletive] out of al-Qaeda if suddenly a bunch of black ninjas rappelled out of helicopters in to the middle of their camp. It would get us an enormous deterrence and show those guys we're not afraid."

HAHAHHAHAHA ... How did I miss this one

[lavrenti]

The prez approached Gen. Hugh Shelton, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and said, "It would scare the [expletive] out of al-Qaeda if suddenly a bunch of black ninjas rappelled out of helicopters in to the middle of their camp. It would get us an enormous deterrence and show those guys we're not afraid."

Didn't somebody inform this dork that AQ and other radical Muslim groups tend to dress in all black and be masked when in field combat?

I forgot about this absurd story until it came back up again. I'm still snickering about this. The fact this clown was elected president is a stain on the American character and judgment.

[Mo1]

Didn't somebody inform this dork that AQ and other radical Muslim groups tend to dress in all black and be masked when in field combat?

Well being National Security Council experts on terrorism .. one would think they would figure it out

[lavrenti]

Maybe it would have been better had these American Ninjas dressed in oversized oval green armor over polyurethane turtle suits and communicated via names of famous artists.

Could have prevented a disasterous confusion.

Either that, or Bill could have gotten on the phone to Robin at Teen Titans headquarters. Or called the Powerpuff Girls...Samurai Jack...He-Man...Dave the Barbarian.

[Mo1]

LOL

[lavrenti]

He could have just pardoned them like he did the PR thugs. No harm, no foul.

[MistrX]

Ninja Turtles, Dude!

[dennisw]

I'm sure the ATF black ninjas could have pulled this off.

[NYC GOP Chick]

They would have set al qaeda on fire? Er, they would have watched as al qaeda set *themselves* on fire?

[lavrenti]

It'd be a little hard bringing along television crews, setting them in place, shooting the AQ dogs before they got around to taking care of business.

[lavrenti]

I was suddenly thinking of the New Gods, Mr. Miracle and The Forever People coming to Bill's rescue.

[pepsionice]

This was actually a movie that Bill was watching one night after smoking a joint. He was inhaling an awful lot...and suddenly thought he was in the middle of the fight...and going up against Bruce Lee and Hulk Hogan. Bill slugged them both down, and suddenly woke...and called the White House staff for some pizza and Monica. She came over and delivered the pizza to him wearing the blue dress. Later...the next day....in the midst of the national security briefing...Bill had a flashback of the evening affair and spouted off about Ninja dudes. Al Bore, sitting there with the joint chiefs...realized that he hadn't thought of that idea...and starting whimpering in the corner. It wasn't a pretty sight.