A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....11-20-02

dansangel; Billie

[lodwick]

And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators.

Just ask Monica how sloppy is bentmember.

Thanks for bringing this here - well done.

[lodwick]

Best of luck in ferreting out the truth - cheers!

[ru4liberty]

Homemade tamales can be found many places, especially around the holidays. I'm not big on mystery meat (know anyone whose pet is missing???), so I steer clear of these vendors.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you, my FRiend. When I see Ming, I'll give her the flower....

[dansangel]

Hi Libertina....

Well, I'm on "permanent break" now...at least until tomorrow morning! :-)

[Diver Dave]

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[dansangel]

Have fun at work! (I really do mean that... work should be fun!)

Most of the time it is...but my friends here can tell you the biggest thing that ruins it for me is that I'm surrounded by bleeding-heart dems! Lucky for me, though, my boss leans even further to the right than I do! LOL!

[swheats]

When I saw your name this little guy came to mind.

image courtesy of Sesame Street

[lodwick]

SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING!! He's no different than you or I!!

Actually, he's a lot different than me:

I have never raped anyone and told them, "Better put some ice on that."

I have never protested against America in Moscow.

I have never sold AIDS tainted blood.

I have never run a real estate scam and bankrupted an S & L.

I have never allowed drugs to be delivered to any airport, much less Mena, Ak.

I have never let anyone under my supervision kill citizens in Idaho, or burn people to death in Waco, or steal children in the middle of the night to return them to Cuba.

I have never sold nuclear secrets to Red China.

I have never hired a nitwit like algore....I could go on and on with this; but I've got to stop before I sicken myself on this wonderful thread.

Thanks again for bringing it here MUD. ;-)

[SpookBrat]

I was doing a search on Georgia and this is what I found. I couldn't pass him up.

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[dansangel]

Hi knighthawk!

So sorry I missed you. Hope you'll come back and visit with us again soon!

{{{{{{{{{{knighthawk}}}}}}}}}}}

[LadyX]

This 'y'all' knows you, Spookie, and your history, and is so glad to have you among us!
Know how dedicated a mother you are, homeschooling, and what a patriotic American you are.

I can just imagine the circumstance where you might have been about to throw up on James Woolsey..:)))

{{{{{ Spookie }}}}}

[dansangel]

May our combined prayers go to our Servicemen and women, past and present, who are sacrificing so much on our behalf.

Amen, grumpster!

[firewalk]

Hi Billie (-:

[dansangel]

....you did a fab job with today's Finest.....as usual. : )

Thank-you, Wolfie!

The hug was pretty good, too! ;-)

[knighthawk]

How about... tomorrow?

[JustAmy]

Good afternoon, Spooky
I expected some tums today, or at least some broccoli!! LOL

BTW .... my bone density was fine ... no problems.

[lodwick]

Good grief. ;-)

[dansangel]

So that being said, Dansangel, what did you and Dan have for your Weds. lunch today in Atlanta?

Well, it wasn't "Mex" I can tell you that !! LOL!

We had lunch at Panera Bread which I think is formerly known as the St. Louis Bread Co.

At any rate, I had their Cafe Salad (of course!) and Dan had 1/2 creme of broccoli soup and 1/2 roast beef sandwich.

Their food is reasonable and consistently good!

[dansangel]

How about... tomorrow?

I'll make an effort to be here, if you will! :-)

See you then, I hope!