A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....11-20-02

dansangel; Billie

[lodwick]

;-) It not you, it's what they're going to do to us.

Thanks for bringing the info that we need to have. JL

[The Mayor]

Caught for speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid he had stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Stuck under a bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of
him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of gas..................................................................
Don't mess with these ladies

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your
stub."
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Let's go for stupid

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Too Late

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and
walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a
policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man"

[SpookBrat]

"Thanks for bringing the info that we need to have. JL"

I didn't know I brought anything. LOL I'm sorry I hit a nerve. I understand your feelings and share your outrage. I was just horsin' around by "dropping a name".

So how are things in Texas?

[SpookBrat]

Jeetchet, Notchet, Squeet....

Thank you for spelling those out for me. I'm from Texas and that's how we talk in our family. Jeetchet? So funny! Brings back memories of my grandparents.

[ru4liberty]

"Authentic" Mexican food has its place, but I find it a little bland. I've had some very excellent dishes in Mexico and in Texas border towns, but I prefer the kickier taste of TexMex. I'm just a kicky kind of gal.

Grumpy, the comments on your profile page launched a Mexican food fight. I know you'll try to convince us it's nacho fault, but think before you write things down, huh?!??

[dansangel]

I know you'll try to convince us it's nacho fault, but think before you write things down, huh?!??

GROAN!!

LOL!!!!

[ru4liberty]

Just seeing who's paying attn... ;-)

[dansangel]

I'm fading fast, all. I don't function well on a couple of hours of sleep, which is what I got last night.

Enjoy the rest of the evening!

{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}} to all of you!

[dansangel]

Just seeing who's paying attn... ;-)

Well, you caught me paying attention! LOL!

G'night and {{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}

[WVNan]

Great thread today dansy. Of course I've had to be in and out a lot. this evening I had to drive Jack to his church where he directed his choir in their Thanksgiving program. Then they had a pot luck dinner. We both ate sparingly. They are wonderful people in his four churches. What you would call "salt of the earth."

[WVNan]

Oops, nighty night angel girl. God bless.

[WVNan]

Spooky, it's great to see you. How are the babies?

[SpookBrat]

They are wonderful as ever. They are sitting here with me. How is your husband?

[WVNan]

We have a fine Mexican restaurant right near us. I know it's authentic because it's owned and operated by Mexicans. Therefore, it must be good. But what do I know?

[WVNan]

I hope he's doing well. It's going to be scary for some time I expect. He will go into heart rehab in a week or two. In the meantime I'm resurrecting my cooking skills. We've eaten out almost entirely for several years now. Now I'll have to cook food with no salt and no fat or sugar. Talk about a challenge for someone who hates to cook....

[SpookBrat]

Oh gosh. That is a challenge. Not to mention YUK! Give me the salt and fat. I've got a few recipes. I'll see if I can dig them out. Does he like vegetables pretty well?

[lodwick]

;-) Four stars here - wishing the same for you and yours.

[lodwick]

Some late night snacks for everyone.

[WVNan]

Yes, he like most veggies. His biggest problem though is that he LOVES meat......RED meat. A veggie burger just doesn't cut it with him. I'm really going to have to be creative. It would help if he like rice, but he hates it. He hate yogurt. Actually he hates everything that is good for him.

[WVNan]

Loddy!!?? I can't eat those this late at night! There aren't enough tums in the house.