You know the author of this article forgot to mention it, but this was just a message Gore left on the author's answering machine while the author was away on vacation.
That's supposed to be funny, in case nobody gets it
I guess I'm wasting bandwidth by saying "I don't get it." Oh, well.
Then I might as well take the time to say, I tried to deep-fry my Milky-Ways and it didn't work. Them Scots must do somethin special with the batter....