EVEN DEMS PRAY ‘NEW GORE' STAYS AWAY

New York Post ^ | 11/28/02 | DEBORAH ORIN

[kattracks]

November 28, 2002 -- THE introduction of New Al Gore (Version 8.0) could be the worst product rollout since New Coke.

And this product has been reinvented so many times that there's no way to save market share by going back to Classic Gore.

[Steven W.]

Sharpton 2004. I like the sound of that for the Dems!

[goldstategop]

The Gorebatross sounds like a left-wing, nutball version of Ross Perot with each passing day. He's looking under the hood and all he sees are Republican Elephants every where! Yikes! Bring back the infomercial so he can explain to the American people why the coffee table in every home ought to have a copy of Joined At the Heart.

[goldstategop]

By the way I'm rooting for Al Sharpton to run. He'll drive the Dems all the way to the Left by the time the primaries are over. It'll set things up very beautifully for the general election leading up to November. Go Al, go!!! :-)

[MadIvan]

Gore simply doesn't know who he is. It's evident and obvious. Think about the sheer number of personae he's gone through in the pursuit of power - he has no grounding in a "real self".

The only things that are genuine about Al Gore is his lust for power and his petulance.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

If you actually mean John Kerry of Massachusetts, forget it. The South and West will never go for a Northeastern Liberal. The last northeastern Democrat to win a Presidential election was John F. Kennedy in 1960.

Regards, Ivan

[goldstategop]

I just hope the Dems go back to the "winning formula" that served them so well in the 80s. The country will be a lot better off for it once they do.

[lavaroise]

There are people who play G_d and there are jerks who dream to play G_d. Bore is part of the jerk club of the left.

[Jason Kauppinen]

What are the 8 versions of Gore? Could it be set to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"?

[Little Bill]

A good profile of Kerry from one of our local columnists.



http://www2.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/carr11272002.htm

[goldstategop]

I wonder when version 12.0 will roll out. ;-)

[Post Toasties]

Sorry. The voter fraud was all on the part of the 'Rats and they still lost with about two more recounts than made any sense, violating the election laws every day in a different way, even with the out of control SCOFLA kissing the DNC's ass and throwing all legal precedent out the window to help Pinocchio Bore.

So, get over it, already.

[Post Toasties]

I'll never forget Democrat operatives bussing thousands of non US citizen Haitians to Florida polling places and telling them who to vote for.

That's pure, blatant vote fraud.

[martin_fierro]

I wonder when version 12.0 will roll out. ;-)

Some clever Photo Shop artist should do an "Al Gore Version x.0" like one of those ubiquitous and annoying free AOL CDs.

[Post Toasties]

You're dreaming that 'Jeb and Kathy' had anything to do with a 'fake' felon voter list. Can you even provide a cite regarding your assertion re. a court decision having anything to do with the list? I doubt it. You're just wasting years making excuses for the inexcusable.

[MadIvan]

It would be kind of repetitive don't you think?

On the first day of Christmas, Tipper gave to me:
A brand new persona.
On the second day of Christmas, Tipper gave to me
Two brand new personas
On the third day of Christmas, Tipper gave to me
Three brand new personas
On the fourth day of Christmas, Tipper gave to me
Four brand new personas
On the fifth day of Christmas, Tipper gave to me
FIVE, Media consultants!

Regards, Ivan

[raisincane]

Gore doesn't know who he is, fits the ticket. I will never forget the debate between Gore and Bush in the fall of 2000. Gore appeared in so much makeup, trying to portray a Reagan look alike. My family and I laughed at him each time the camera soomed in! And, Gore is again in makeup mode. Disgusting.

[Always Right]

Repeat after me, we are afraid of Al Gore. Al Gore is the Dems only chance to win. All the negative things said about Al Gore is just a plot by the vast right-wing media to scare Al Gore.....

[autoresponder]

Preparation-Al is not the only cause of the inflammation of the cheeky left.

They have a contagious case of full-blown Klintoon Demmoroids and that does not sit well for their voter base.

It appears many traditional left wing voters decide to stand down on November 5th rather than risk exposure.

The medication for a cure will not go down easily either; sorry, I cannot seem to recall it's generic moniker at this time.

Untreated this will progress to Demmoragic Fever, spread by diseased rodent carriers.

Early signs are severe cases of the Arkansas Blu followed by projectile butterfly voting.

Bill Clinton AIDS had no comment at this time as he spoke in Canada to a full hearse.