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Nude icy weather jogger gives police the slip
Ananova ^ | 11/28/2002 | Ananova

Posted on 11/29/2002 4:21:46 PM PST by b4its2late

Nude icy weather jogger gives police the slip

A naked jogger has braved sub-zero temperatures to evade New York police.

It's the third time the mystery runner has been spotted in the Binghamton district over the past few days, where a small amount of snow has fallen.

He's been seen running naked around a six-storey car park.

In the most recent incident, police were called by workers in a nearby office building who spotted him.

Witnesses say the man was wearing only a red cloth on his head.

But he had vanished by the time police arrived.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: New York
KEYWORDS: crazy; liberal; naked
Must be a liberal. Normal people know when to come in out of the cold.... This guy is nuts.
1 posted on 11/29/2002 4:21:46 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: Phantom Lord
Binghamton bump.....
2 posted on 11/29/2002 4:22:24 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: b4its2late
If the cops don't get him, frostbite will. And it can get him in the most unexpected places.
3 posted on 11/29/2002 4:25:46 PM PST by inquest
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To: 2right; 70times7; 7SonOfRN; A Simple Soldier; Aaron Gulbransen; alisasny; america-rules; ...
FYI
4 posted on 11/29/2002 4:26:06 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: b4its2late
Call back with a she!!
5 posted on 11/29/2002 4:27:16 PM PST by Nitro
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To: inquest
Look Ma someone sewed a button on his belly.
6 posted on 11/29/2002 4:28:12 PM PST by csmusaret
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To: b4its2late
This guy is nuts

Ya gotta throw the word frozen in there somewhere.

7 posted on 11/29/2002 4:28:44 PM PST by Balata
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To: b4its2late
It must be my kid! Here's a Pic of him! .............FRegards
8 posted on 11/29/2002 4:39:02 PM PST by gonzo
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To: b4its2late
Hello?.......
9 posted on 11/29/2002 4:39:52 PM PST by gonzo
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To: b4its2late
Where's one of those little baby flame throwers when ya need one...?
10 posted on 11/29/2002 4:39:56 PM PST by Vidalia
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To: b4its2late
Oh yes they call him the Streak. Buggity Buggity!
11 posted on 11/29/2002 4:42:04 PM PST by WKB
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To: b4its2late
"This guy is nuts"

actually his nuts were replaced by rasins in the cold air.

12 posted on 11/29/2002 4:42:30 PM PST by SSN558
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To: b4its2late
I'm not sure if this is him, but there are witnesses.

Naw, there are leaves on the trees. Keep looking.

13 posted on 11/29/2002 4:44:10 PM PST by Lady Jag
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To: b4its2late
Red cloth on head....hhhmmmm....the ghost of Bin Laden....
14 posted on 11/29/2002 4:45:04 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: b4its2late
1970s retro. LOL
15 posted on 11/29/2002 4:50:01 PM PST by citizenK
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To: b4its2late
I just sent this to a few relatives I have living in the Binghampton area. I wonder if any of them will fess up? lol
16 posted on 11/29/2002 5:33:57 PM PST by Wednesday's Child
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To: All
I would think that nude jogging, in icy conditions or not, would be very uncomfortable for either sex. All the bouncing, you know:)
17 posted on 11/29/2002 5:54:27 PM PST by Morrigan
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To: b4its2late
And in other news today: Frozen cucumber sales are down.
18 posted on 11/29/2002 6:02:11 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: b4its2late
Hmmm..No one has seen hide nor hair of clinton, since the elections.Could it be???
19 posted on 11/29/2002 6:06:30 PM PST by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: gonzo
Oops, here he is! A picture of his Grandpa!! .........FRegards
20 posted on 11/29/2002 6:12:22 PM PST by gonzo
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
If he didn't give his slip to the police, he wouldn't be naked.
21 posted on 11/29/2002 6:14:32 PM PST by breakem
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To: breakem
Ah-streaking-a lost art from the seventys-brings back memorys........
22 posted on 11/29/2002 6:49:00 PM PST by Rocksalt
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To: b4its2late
I gotta tell ya, cold weather, real, real cold, can be a better remedy than Viagra! Try it sometime!
23 posted on 11/29/2002 6:51:36 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: b4its2late
Since it was so cold, there must not have been much to see.
24 posted on 11/29/2002 6:53:15 PM PST by Pistolshot
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To: Rocksalt
Some people just need ro reveal their shortcomings

--David Niven after a streaker hits the oscars.

25 posted on 11/29/2002 6:54:10 PM PST by breakem
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To: Rocksalt
"Ah-streaking-a lost art from the seventys-brings back memorys........"

Yeah that brings back a lyric from a song then, I think it was "Running bare, between the Bushes". Er, that kinda brings back the nineties.
26 posted on 11/29/2002 7:03:02 PM PST by kcar
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To: b4its2late
The red bandanna is a sure-fire giveaway.
27 posted on 11/29/2002 7:09:59 PM PST by Illbay
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To: b4its2late
Brings back memories
28 posted on 11/29/2002 7:22:21 PM PST by John Galt's cousin
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To: b4its2late; catfur; RaceBannon
BRRRRR.....Makes my little, well never mind, shiver just thinking about it!!!
29 posted on 11/30/2002 6:59:40 AM PST by Dutchy
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; FreedomPoster; Timesink; AntiGuv; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

30 posted on 11/30/2002 7:00:40 AM PST by mhking
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To: b4its2late
naked jogger has braved sub-zero temperatures to evade New York police

Not this year, he hasn't ... It didn't get below 40F last night in NYC. I don't believe it has even been below 28F in NYC yet this Nov... In fact, I doubt it has been below 36F...

31 posted on 11/30/2002 7:06:06 AM PST by AFPhys
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To: AFPhys
whoops: ... NYC=Binghamton
32 posted on 11/30/2002 7:07:11 AM PST by AFPhys
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To: b4its2late
Is Political Correctness preventing a description of this frozen whacko and the publishing of specific measurements to identify him.
33 posted on 11/30/2002 8:52:59 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: b4its2late
Darwin award?


MARK A SITY
http://www.logic101.net/
34 posted on 11/30/2002 9:06:57 AM PST by logic101.net
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To: b4its2late
Witnesses say the man was wearing only a red cloth on his head.

So Jacko's into streaking, too?

35 posted on 11/30/2002 12:32:33 PM PST by Bob Quixote
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To: logic101.net; inquest
inquest: If the cops don't get him, frostbite will. And it can get him in the most unexpected places.

logic101.net: Darwin award?

He would only get the Darwin Award if it becomes non-functional, he's unlikely to die streaking even in NY in winter. Every year at the Air Force winter safety briefings I went to the speaker would remind us that the "other" on his "Frostbite injuries broken down by areas of the body" chart represented an area we would reeeeeally regret losing...

36 posted on 11/30/2002 1:09:53 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
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To: AFPhys
Subzero is coming to mean "below freezing"-- ie below zero Celsius.
37 posted on 11/30/2002 1:13:03 PM PST by crystalk
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To: b4its2late
I'm not so sure the cold is the best time to be showing off "the junk," ya know?
38 posted on 11/30/2002 1:16:59 PM PST by realpatriot71
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To: AFPhys
Remeber, they deal in celsius in bloody 'ole England .... And it has been below 32 F several days this month....

PRELIMINARY LOCAL CLIMATOLOGICAL DATA (WS FORM: F-6)

                                          STATION:   BINGHAMTON
                                          MONTH:     NOVEMBER
                                          YEAR:      2002
                                          LATITUDE:   42 13 N                   
                                          LONGITUDE:  75 59 W                   

  TEMPERATURE IN F:       :PCPN:    SNOW:  WIND      :SUNSHINE: SKY     :PK WND 
================================================================================
1   2   3   4   5  6A  6B    7    8   9   10  11  12  13   14  15   16   17  18
                                          AVG MX 2MIN
DY MAX MIN AVG DEP HDD CDD  WTR  SNW DPTH SPD SPD DIR MIN PSBL S-S WX    SPD DR
================================================================================

 1  39  27  33 -10  32   0 0.01  0.8    0 10.7 26 260  37    6  10 1      33 260
 2  32  24  28 -14  37   0 0.09  1.5    1  9.2 16 290   0    0  10 18     24 290
 3  33  28  31 -11  34   0 0.01  0.3    1  5.8 14 280   2    1  10 1      17 290
 4  37  31  34  -8  31   0 0.04  0.2    0  7.6 14 200  16    3   9 18     18 190
 5  40  32  36  -5  29   0 0.10    T    0  8.9 20 130  62   10   7 1      28 150
 6  39  34  37  -4  28   0 0.16    T    0  8.4 22 320   0    0  10 12     29 300
 7  37  25  31 -10  34   0    T    T    0 11.2 24 310 549   91   5 1      32 320
 8  58  32  45   5  20   0 0.00  0.0    0 12.6 23 210 605  100   1        29 200
 9  57  43  50  10  15   0    T  0.0    0  8.9 16 200   6    1   3        22 200
10  62  49  56  16   9   0 0.01  0.0    0 11.6 20 180  31    5   5        31 200
11  64  46  55  16  10   0 0.22  0.0    0  9.4 21 190  29    5   6 1      28 180
12  46  39  43   4  22   0 0.42  0.0    0  3.8  9 320   0    0   8 12     12 320
13  41  34  38  -1  27   0 0.01  0.0    0  7.6 14 320   0    0  10 1      17 320
14  54  31  43   5  22   0 0.00  0.0    0  8.7 17 230 453   77   5 1      23 210
15  51  32  42   4  23   0 0.04  0.3    0 11.0 16 250 117   20   5 1      20 240
16  32  29  31  -6  34   0 0.47  1.7    2  8.5 12  80   0    0  10 16     15  20
17  33  30  32  -5  33   0 0.74  1.2    T  6.0 17 300   0    0  10 16     23 310
18  33  27  30  -7  35   0 0.08  1.7    2 11.9 22 270   0    0   9 1      29 280
19  34  26  30  -6  35   0 0.05  0.1    1  7.9 17 180   0    0   6 1      22 180
20  50  32  41   5  24   0 0.00  0.0    1  7.2 14 220 444   77   1 1      17 210
21  44  36  40   4  25   0 0.06  0.0    0  7.1 13 160   0    0   4 1      17 170
22  43  30  37   2  28   0 0.49  0.4    0  8.3 22 290   0    0  10 12     35 310
23  31  24  28  -7  37   0    T  0.5    1 15.0 30 290   5    1  10 1      40 290
24  36  31  34  -1  31   0 0.00  0.0    0 10.2 16 250   8    1   9        20 250
25  36  32  34   0  31   0 0.01    T    T  4.0 12 310   0    0  10 18     14 310
26  32  27  30  -4  35   0 0.07  1.4    0  3.5 13 330  79   14   8 1      15 330
27  28  17  23 -10  42   0 0.08  2.0    3  9.8 17 330 163   29   8 1      22 330
28  25  12  19 -14  46   0    T  0.6    0  8.2 15 250  54   10   9 1      21 250
29  36  23  30  -3  35   0 0.00  0.0    0 11.9 20 200   0    0  10        25 190
================================================================================
SM 1183  883       844   0  3.16    12.7 254.9         2660    218              
================================================================================
AV 40.8 30.4                               8.8 FASTST  PSBL  %   8    MAX(MPH)  
                                 MISC ---->    30 290                 40  290   
================================================================================
NOTES:
# LAST OF SEVERAL OCCURRENCES

COLUMN 17 PEAK WIND IN M.P.H.

PRELIMINARY LOCAL CLIMATOLOGICAL DATA (WS FORM: F-6) , PAGE 2

                                          STATION:  BINGHAMTON
                                          MONTH:    NOVEMBER
                                          YEAR:     2002
                                          LATITUDE:   42 13 N                   
                                          LONGITUDE:  75 59 W                   

[TEMPERATURE DATA]      [PRECIPITATION DATA]       SYMBOLS USED IN COLUMN 16    

AVERAGE MONTHLY: 35.6   TOTAL FOR MONTH:   3.16    1 = FOG                      
DPTR FM NORMAL:  -2.2   DPTR FM NORMAL:   -0.05    2 = FOG REDUCING VISIBILITY  
HIGHEST:    64 ON 11    GRTST 24HR  0.91 ON 16-17      TO 1/4 MILE OR LESS      
LOWEST:     12 ON 28                               3 = THUNDER                  
                        SNOW, ICE PELLETS, HAIL    4 = ICE PELLETS              
                        TOTAL MONTH:  12.7 INCHES  5 = HAIL                     
                        GRTST 24HR   2.0 ON 27-27  6 = GLAZE OR RIME            
                        GRTST DEPTH:   3 ON 27     7 = BLOWING DUST OR SAND:    
                                                       VSBY 1/2 MILE OR LESS    
                                                   8 = SMOKE OR HAZE            
[NO. OF DAYS WITH]      [WEATHER - DAYS WITH]      9 = BLOWING SNOW             
                                                   X = TORNADO                  
MAX 32 OR BELOW:   6    0.01 INCH OR MORE:  20                                  
MAX 90 OR ABOVE:   0    0.10 INCH OR MORE:   7                                  
MIN 32 OR BELOW:  22    0.50 INCH OR MORE:   1                                  
MIN  0 OR BELOW:   0    1.00 INCH OR MORE:   0                                  

[HDD (BASE 65) ]                                                                
TOTAL THIS MO.   844    CLEAR  (SCALE 0-3)   3                                  
DPTR FM NORMAL    64    PTCLDY (SCALE 4-7)   8                                  
SEASONAL TOTAL  1603    CLOUDY (SCALE 8-10) 18                                  
DPTR FM NORMAL    42                                                            

[CDD (BASE 65) ]                                                                
TOTAL THIS MO.     0                                                            
DPTR FM NORMAL     0    [PRESSURE DATA]                                         
SEASONAL TOTAL   589    HIGHEST SLP M ON M                                      
DPTR FM NORMAL   193    LOWEST  SLP 29.42 ON 220                                


39 posted on 11/30/2002 5:27:14 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: logic101.net
Mark,

Well, the Darwin Award is not a factor yet since this guy has not, as far as I know, assumed room temperature. But he definitely sounds like a liberal.... And, thanks for the link to your site.

40 posted on 11/30/2002 5:31:16 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: Grampa Dave
LOL!
41 posted on 11/30/2002 5:34:47 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: AFPhys
Whoops!.... just saw your whoops.... Well, it never hurts to have more information than you need, right?
42 posted on 11/30/2002 5:35:48 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: gonzo
Try again. Maybe the 3rd time will be the charm.
43 posted on 11/30/2002 5:38:31 PM PST by demkicker
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To: demkicker
Holy crap! I clicked on his link and my pop-up killer blew it away.........
44 posted on 11/30/2002 6:00:22 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: gonzo
Hey gonzo, nice pics... or they might be if I could see them. Get a "DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW" error... why's that?
45 posted on 11/30/2002 6:12:56 PM PST by dcwusmc
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To: b4its2late
What is you pop-up killer. The new MSN 8 is infected with popups. I need some help in stopping them.
46 posted on 12/01/2002 3:40:18 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: Grampa Dave
Geez, come on coffee, please kick in. This should have been: "What is your pop-up killer
47 posted on 12/01/2002 3:42:17 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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