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To: LindaSOG; radu; Radix; bentfeather; LaDivaLoca; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; ...
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A priest and pastor from the local parishes
are standing by the side of the road holding
up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn
yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each
passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled
the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching
tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other,
"we should just put up a sign that says
'Bridge Out' instead?"
52 posted on 12/07/2002 9:18:44 AM PST by tomkow6
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To: LindaSOG; radu; Radix; bentfeather; LaDivaLoca; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; ...

Norfolk, Va. (Dec. 5, 2002) -- Friends and families wave farewell to their Sailors and Marines as the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) departs its homeport on a regularly scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 3rd Class Danny Ewing Jr.

Aboard USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) Dec. 5, 2002 -- Boatswain's Mate 2nd Class Heather Barcus bids farewell to friends and family of Sailors and Marines beginning their deployment aboard Harry S. Truman. The Truman is on her second scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 2nd Class John L. Beeman.

Aboard USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) Dec. 5, 2002 -- The Harry S. Truman Color Guard posts the colors as the Navy’s newest aircraft carrier pulls away from her homeport at Naval Station, Norfolk on her regularly scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class Andrea Decanini.

Aboard USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75) Dec. 5, 2002 -- A lone Sailor mans the rails of the Navy’s newest aircraft carrier as she pulls away to begin her scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. The Harry S. Truman is scheduled to relieve USS George Washington (CVN 73), whose return date has not yet been determined. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate Airman Carl E. Gibson.

Norfolk, Va., (Dec. 5, 2002) -- Friends and families give a farewell to their Sailors and Marines aboard the guided missile destroyer USS Oscar Austin (DDG 79) as she gets underway with the Harry S. Truman Battle Group on a regularly scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy Photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class Michael Sandberg

53 posted on 12/07/2002 9:19:37 AM PST by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
O MY LOL.
66 posted on 12/07/2002 10:26:24 AM PST by Dubya
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To: tomkow6
hehehehehe! Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor was anything but! That was a good one!!!
146 posted on 12/08/2002 2:16:28 AM PST by radu
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