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ATTENTION, MUSLIMS: HOW TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IN 12 EASY STEPS
Comment #27 from littlegreenfootballs.com ^
Posted on 12/07/2002 7:17:50 AM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
ATTENTION, MUSLIMS: HOW TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IN 12 EASY STEPS:
1. Stop blaming America. It's your fault. Not ours.
2. Recognize Israel. Despite what your propaganda says, the Jews are nice and amiable people and will gratefully trade their knowledge and products with you. The territorry of Israel was a desert in 1948. Now it's the most productive land in the Middle East. The territorry of the West Bank and Gaza was fertile land. Now it's a shithole. It's not the land. It's how you use it.
3. Have your universities teach things more meaningful than Islamic studies. American power isn't derived from Christian fundamentalism. It's derived from the way our system rewards inventiveness, which is why we're at the cutting edge.
4. Stop subjugating women. You're depriving your countries of half the human resources.
5. Stop control of the press. The American government can improve because problems can be pointed out and acted upon. If you pretend you live in a utopia, you'll end up living in a dystopia.
6. Stop sponsoring terrorism. Ann Coulter nonwithstanding, we don't want to conquer you and convert you to Christianity. But if you decide to fight us, we'll fight, and we'll win.
7. Condemn terrorism vocally. This is to all Muslims, whether in the Muslim countries or in the West. Organize "Not In Our Name" protests. We want to believe Islam is a Religion of Peace. But as long as the facts speak otherwise, we have a problem.
8. When the money we give you doesn't do shit improving the country, instead of asking for more, find out where it went. This will be helped if you do #5 first.
9. Demand accountability from your leaders. That's how America works. That makes us strong. What you have to do:
Iraqis: Ask Saddam why is it that you are starving and are sent off to die in wars you have no say in starting while Saddam builds lavish palaces.
Iranians: Ask the mullahs why they aren't listening to any of these protests.
Jordanians: Ask why the army supresses political opposition.
Syrians: Ask why your leaders control Lebanon and drag the economies of BOTH countries to hell.
Saudis: Ask why the royal family takes so much of your country's income, but still needs Americans to protect their asses.
Kuwaitis: Ask why your government allows terrorists to kill Americans. You know, if Americans left, Iraqis will come back. You wouldn't want that, would you?
Palestinians: Ask Arafat what is it, exactly, that the intifada gave you except death, starvation, and absolute economic ruin.
10. Implement some sort of democracy. It will help #4, #5, and #9.
11. Have someone translate Victor Davis Hanson's Carnage and Culture. It'll provide you with a good insight into not just your militaries, but most of your problems.
12. End cargo cultism. You all pretend you have modern nation-states. You don't. You have tribal oligarchies. That's the problem. You have "parliaments" and "presidents" and "elections" and airliners, and cars, and cities, but you don't have the stuff behind it. Donald Rumsfeld said that the September 11th hijackers destroyed something they could never have build using technologies they could never have developed. Nothing truer has ever been spoken. We have a powerful military and a prosperous economy because of capitalism, freedom, and an education system based on reason. You have an Islamic version of socialism, subjugation of women and non-Muslims, and an education based on a 7th century text. Our government, is, on the whole, less corrupt than yours. We solve problems, instead of blaming others. Admit it: it's not American imperialism. It's the fact that you are ruled by corrupt tribal oligarchies, the fact that half your population is denied education, the fact that you are fixated on a text that has no relevance to the modern world, and the fact that your rulers stay in power by directing your discontent outward. Admit it. Deal with it.
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KEYWORDS: 12easysteps; america; muslims
Right on the money bump.
Something tells me they are blinded by their hatred, deaf from shooting into the air, and dumb from sheer ignorance.
Show me the mullah....
Good summary. I'd have them undergo anger management classes.. or, failing that ... ask them if Allah created everything and is the universe's ultimate micro-manager, why are their lives so miserable compared to those who don't follow Allah?
posted on 12/07/2002 7:27:40 AM PST
But if they do that, they won't go to paradise with rivers that flow with milk and honey, nor have 72 virgins, etc. Why take the chance?
posted on 12/07/2002 7:33:29 AM PST
You forgot the Sudan where little "Christian" girls & little are stolen from their familes and used as sex slaves for the perverted pedophile muslims..who enjoy the sex torture of children.
When the children refuse to "renounce" their faith in Jesus Christ they are beaten, burned, even have had their little arms and legs cut off...
Their parents and missionarys fare as badly if not worse..female Christians (wives and mothers) are raped tortured and murdered...
Men (husbands and fathers..bread winners) are subject to having their eyes gouged or burned out and their arms and legs cut off...are turned into blind amuputees no longer capable of working to take care of their familes...
This is Islam in the Sudan ..Over 2 million Christians murdered
The Rape Of Black Slave Children In The Sudan
posted on 12/07/2002 7:50:10 AM PST
To: I_Love_My_Husband; monkeyshine; ipaq2000; Lent; veronica; Sabramerican; beowolf; Nachum; BenF; ...
If you pretend you live in a utopia, you'll end up living in a dystopia.
posted on 12/07/2002 7:54:06 AM PST
posted on 12/07/2002 7:55:26 AM PST
posted on 12/07/2002 7:58:58 AM PST
Mega PING for a great and insightful statement!!!!
posted on 12/07/2002 7:58:59 AM PST
posted on 12/07/2002 8:00:15 AM PST
posted on 12/07/2002 8:08:08 AM PST
I fear it's going to take a serious cosmic b$(*&-slapping before this culture develops some introspection.
Jordanians: Ask why the army supresses political opposition.
Because the "Palestinians", which are the majority, would wipe the Hashemite clan out as Arafat tried to do before.
posted on 12/07/2002 8:18:50 AM PST
"American power isn't derived from Christian fundamentalism. It's derived from the way our system rewards inventiveness, which is why we're at the cutting edge."
I'd be very careful how this is stated.
American power may not be derived from what Milodar envisions as "Christian fundamentalism," but Christianity has been the basis of all modern civilized societies in that it provides the consensus of right and wrong that actually works for the betterment of all with none left out.
Religion is always stronger than politics, because it is the mental framework which provides the building blocks of a society - good or bad.
It's a nice list, but it would fly completely over the heads of most Muslims. Also, it assumes that Muslims should value freedom. But it's a real question of whether they are capable of building a Democracy, even if they are given the chance to do so.
For instance, the Jordanian army is mainly necessary, not to repress freedom but to repress Muslim and Communist fanatics and Palestinian terrorists, who if given the chance would turn a moderately repressive state into a fiendish and violent dictatorship. The situation in Jordan is similar to Turkey, where only the army prevents the fanatics from taking over and rolling back any movement toward modernism. It's similar to Algiers, where voters in a free election immediately voted in a gang of fanatic killers to tyrannize over them.
So maybe we could suggest a shorter list instead:
1. Abandon Islam.
Unfortunately, that probably isn't in the cards.
posted on 12/07/2002 8:37:12 AM PST
Wow! I don't know who wrote that, but it's brilliant.
I like it!
Wow! A twelve step program for Muslims. I like it.
posted on 12/07/2002 8:52:16 AM PST
Unfortunately, I find myself agreeing with your pessimistic assessment.
posted on 12/07/2002 9:17:41 AM PST
Most of these go against the Koran, so not only will they not do them, but in their minds, they can't.
Good agenda, but if I had to bet between this being implemented or a snowball in hell, I'd definitely go with the snowball.
ATTENTION, MUSLIMS: HOW TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IN 12 EASY STEPS
Simplify to one easy step
1. Convert to another religion of your choice
posted on 12/07/2002 9:24:48 AM PST
very good article!
i never got how they could possibly call themselves the "religion of peace" when the basis of their religion is about killing people who dont agree with them.
I love that picture, the Afghan Hillbillies swarming to touch the rags of Mo, the psychotic pedophile.
posted on 12/07/2002 9:31:45 AM PST
if Allah created everything and is the universe's ultimate micro-manager, why are their lives so miserable compared to those who don't follow Allah?
Their "reasoning", as preached by the mullahs, is that they have not been aggressive enough in Allah's service, hence the terror war on the West. There seems to be no other introspection insofar as what their own faults might be.
Ignorance coupled with 24/7 propaganda from the mullahs produces the irrational hatred, IMO.
One sad conclusion is that there does not appear to be any way to communicate with these people, other than by force.
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It's a nice list, but it would fly completely over the heads of most Muslims.
Agreed. Until they address the prolific injunctions to paranoia, murder, and barbarism found in the Koran, they're hopeless.
But the Koran is itself revered as the word of god incarnate, as transmitted through Mighty Mo. So if you discard the barbarism, you open the whole book to critique.
That doesn't look to be happening at the moment.
The Religion Of Mental Illness is facing some tough times ahead. They may indeed get a few more licks in against the West, but they are eventually going to have their butts kicked, and then it will be time for some serious reflection about the true nature of "allah" and his self-appointed pedophile "messenger."
posted on 12/07/2002 9:47:33 AM PST
To: kapn kuek
Here is how I define islam (piss on allah).
Looks like you've nailed it.
posted on 12/07/2002 9:49:42 AM PST
Thanks for the ping.
posted on 12/07/2002 11:37:08 AM PST
One mountain coming up Mohammad.
Be sure to read and follow directions carefully on those flyers we'll be dropping shortly.
Oh one more thing, take a shave and a haircut and leave those goats alone for heaven's sake!
posted on 12/07/2002 1:28:51 PM PST
We have a powerful military and a prosperous economy because of capitalism, freedom, and an education system based on reason. You have an Islamic version of socialism, subjugation of women and non-Muslims, and an education based on a 7th century text. Our government, is, on the whole, less corrupt than yours. We solve problems, instead of blaming others.
Wow, so true!
Yep. That's Mullah Omar and his Jihadist butt boys.
posted on 12/07/2002 2:06:15 PM PST
You might as well ask your dog to stop licking himself. He will stare at you with that quizzical look dogs have, and then procede to go on doing what he was doing. Only force will stop the braindead Islamic zombies from doing their present insane and thoroughly self-defeating actions.
Well, I can't wait to hear the Imams lecturing in the mosques about the twelve steps of reform Islam needs to make. They will step right into line for those changes.
To: Cicero; paul51
Abandon Islam and convert to Christianity or Judaism.
posted on 12/08/2002 1:29:25 AM PST
EXCELLENT! and BTW I love my husband, too. 30th anniv. will be in June.
posted on 12/08/2002 8:47:21 PM PST
The Religion Of Mental Illness
That's great. Did you make that up? Because I'd like to use it (here at freep).
Too bad this will fall on deaf ears and closed eyes. If these 3rd World Tribal Savages (IH83WTS) don't understand ths now, they never will.
posted on 12/08/2002 9:56:41 PM PST
And forget Islam....join the Quakers and build barns.
posted on 12/08/2002 9:57:27 PM PST
Cool screen name!
"Savage" is an excellent description of those goblins that go around sniffing each other's asses during their cultish worship service to the third-rate demon known as allah.
posted on 12/08/2002 9:59:18 PM PST
Islam is not peace bump!
posted on 12/08/2002 10:00:06 PM PST
A while back, I heard someone say that the reason they have to go to the mosque 5 times a day is that is the only way the leaders of the towns could figure out a way to get these lazy bums off their rear ends. Pretty funny I thought.
posted on 12/09/2002 11:03:24 AM PST
posted on 01/07/2003 5:44:54 PM PST
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