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What Jesus drives: An Eyewitness Account
The Charlotte Observer
| 12/08/02
| Rich Nossel
Posted on 12/08/2002 6:31:50 PM PST by DeFault User
Letter to the Editor:
I know what Jesus drives -- a white 1993 Astro van. I know this because he painted my house last year along with Miguel, Juan and Ramon. They did a fine job.
Rich Nossel
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: drive; jesus; lettertotheeditor
To: DeFault User
I thought he drove the moneychangers out of his father's house in his Fury. Get it?
[rimshot]
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posted on
12/08/2002 6:35:46 PM PST
by
Skwidd
To: DeFault User
Did this author advise Him of the recall of 1993 Astro vans? The disgronificator needs a special rubber seal.
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posted on
12/08/2002 6:38:18 PM PST
by
Mark
To: Skwidd
Perhaps that was before the Astro went Nova.
To: DeFault User
LOL!!! I thought it would be a white Mercedes.
To: Saundra Duffy
I thought it would be a white Mercedes. With what painters charge, that's what they drive when they're off the job.
To: DeFault User
If Jesus were alive today, he wouldn't drive. The teamsters wouldn't let him. He would be part of Jesus,Inc. Jesus,Inc. would have a roadshow that would dwarf the Rolling Stones. Jesus,Inc. would have an armada of Freightliners and motorcoaches with a thirst for diesel that would require a few dozen oil wells from our favorite ME country.
To: DeFault User
I thought he was a carpenter not a painter.
To: Paleo Conservative
The local paper printed a cartoon last week; Christ is on an auto lot, staring into an opened SUV...
"Hey, this is fantastic! I could fit all twelve Apostles in there!!"
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posted on
12/08/2002 8:55:27 PM PST
by
50sDad
To: DeFault User
The Bible says the Disciples were in one Accord.
To: Syncro
*Ping* for a Suburban driver to a hilarious thread.
To: Dialup Llama
The Bible says the Disciples were in one Accord. Kind of crowded, don't you think?
To: DeFault User
Kind of crowded, don't you think? Well, if you can get 18 college students into a VW bug, you ought to be able to get 12 apostles into an Accord.
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posted on
12/08/2002 10:19:19 PM PST
by
Restorer
To: Skwidd
I thought he drove the moneychangers out of his father's house in his Fury
Brilliant! Ba-dum-dum-dum! Great car, that Fury - He even passed the Devil in it - "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
To: DeFault User
To: DeFault User
lol
To: DeFault User
Thanks for the laugh!
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posted on
12/14/2002 4:21:25 PM PST
by
Samwise
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