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Stupid Left, Satanic Left
Jewish Press ^ | 12/11/2002 | Steven Plaut

Posted on 12/12/2002 4:28:37 AM PST by SJackson

It is impossible to understand politics in the world today without grasping the fundamental fact that there exist two different Lefts. I propose that the two be referred to by everyone as the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left.

The two are very different, although they work together. People who are part of the first are simply stupid people. People who are part of the second may in fact be quite shrewd, but are evil and nefarious. There is no third type of leftist.

Over time, the Stupid Left has been losing its numbers, as many Stupid Leftists either become smarter or morph into Satanic Leftists, and so desist from being mere Stupid Leftists. So a process of selection is occurring whereby the strength of the Satanic Left within the overall Left grows.

The anti-American demonstrations we have been witnessing in Europe and the United States are attended by both kinds of Leftists, although they were organized by Satanic Leftists.

Both the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left demonstrate together against the United States, in favor of Saddam Hussein, in favor of destroying Israel and in favor of Palestinian terrorism.

But they do so for different reasons.

The Stupid Left really thinks that if the U.S. leaves Iraq alone, Saddam will refrain from developing weapons of mass destruction. The Satanic Left supports Iraq precisely because it knows that Saddam will develop them — and will use them.

The Stupid Left is anti-American because it thinks people in America are oppressed, poor, mistreated and that America is an evil country. The Satanic Left is anti-American precisely because it knows the opposite is the case.

The Stupid Left hates America because it thinks America promotes evil, oppressive

regimes around the world. The Satanic Left hates America because America gets in the way of the evil, oppressive regimes that the Satanic Left promotes.

The Stupid Left denounces capitalism and globalization and supports communism because it really believes that people are poor and oppressed under capitalism but free and happy under socialism. The Satanic Left denounces capitalism and supports communism precisely because it knows that the opposite is the case.

The Stupid Left does not know that communism produces gulags. The Satanic Left supports communism precisely because it produces gulags and also because the Satanic Leftists presume they will be placed in charge of the gulags.

The Stupid Left wants a Palestinian state because it thinks that such a state will pursue peace alongside Israel. The Satanic Left wants a Palestinian state precisely because it knows such a state will launch a war of destruction against Israel and endless atrocities against the Jews.

The Stupid Left thinks Israel mistreats Arabs. It does not know that Arab regimes mistreat Arabs. The Satanic Left knows Israel does not mistreat Arabs and Arab regimes do. It wants Israel destroyed not because it thinks Israel is unjust, but rather because it hates Jews.

The Stupid Left opposes Israeli armed force being used to suppress terror because it thinks that terror can be resolved through dialogue and negotiations. The Satanic Left opposes Israeli armed force being used to suppress terror because it supports terror against Jews.

The Stupid Left is convinced that most Arabs seek peace, are moderate and decent people, and have a legitimate grievance against the West. The Satanic Left supports Arab aggression and terror precisely because it knows this is not true.

The Stupid Left thinks that Palestinian leaders and Arab nationalists are progressive and liberal. The Satanic Left supports the same people precisely because it knows they are fascists.

The Stupid Left is under the impression that Arab states have elections and freedom and enlightenment. The Satanic Left supports Arab regimes because they want to destroy Israel and murder Jews.

The Stupid Left thinks the West should not place its Arab residents under surveillance because they are decent people and loyal to their adopted countries. The Satanic Left opposes such surveillance because it wants more Bin Ladens.

The Stupid Left thinks that Israeli settlements are an obstacle to peace. The Satanic Left wants the settlers evicted or killed because they are an obstacle to the Palestinians destroying Israel.

The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict is about Arab human rights. The Satanic Left knows the Middle East conflict is about suppressing Jewish human rights. They support this suppression.

The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict is about land and borders. The Satanic Left knows it is about Israel`s existence.

The Stupid Left thinks Israel is a discriminatory, apartheid country. The Satanic Left wants Israel destroyed so that the Arabs can impose an apartheid regime directed against the Jews and any other non-Moslems.

The Stupid Left believes it is trying to reform and change America. The Satanic Left wants to destroy America.

The Stupid Left thinks socialism works. The Satanic Left wants socialism because it knows it does not.

The Stupid Left thinks it is opposing racism. The Satanic Left`s fundamental urge is to impose its own mode of racism and

anti-Semitism on the world.

The Stupid Left thinks Zionism is a form of racism. The Satanic Left supports anti-Zionism precisely because it is a form of anti-Semitism.

The Stupid Left chooses its political positions on the basis of the desire by leftists to make their mommies and daddies mad. So does the Satanic Left, but they really hate their parents.

The Stupid Left says it favors equality. The Satanic Left favors transferring power to itself so that it can oppress others.

The Stupid Left supports Marxist groups all over the world because it thinks these are non-violent and favor pluralism. The Satanic Left supports them because they know these are violent and totalitarian.

The Stupid Left thinks animals should be treated like humans. The Satanic Left thinks humans should be treated like animals.

The Stupid Left wants socialism because it thinks that people will not have to work under socialism and because it thinks that leftists will have a lot of friends under socialism. The Satanic Left wants socialism because Satanic Leftists will not have to work under socialism while they turn everyone else into slaves, and because they`ll get to shoot their friends.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: satanic

1 posted on 12/12/2002 4:28:37 AM PST by SJackson
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Alouette; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on or off this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.
2 posted on 12/12/2002 4:45:22 AM PST by SJackson
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To: SJackson
There is a third party, jerking the chains of the stupids and the haters.
3 posted on 12/12/2002 4:46:03 AM PST by ibme
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To: SJackson
I believe this could turn into a wonderful and lengthy thread if we are all required to provide examples of each. I'll go first.

Stupid leftist:

Satanic leftist:

4 posted on 12/12/2002 4:48:09 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: SJackson
What about those Leftist who simply believe the bible is a great novel? And think many on the "Religious Right" are pushing the middle east issue in an attempt to create the armageddon they so sorely need in order to justify their beliefs?

Or is only the Religious Left not stupid and not satanic?

And what about the non-religous Right? Satanic too?
5 posted on 12/12/2002 5:27:06 AM PST by Johnny Shear
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To: SJackson
Excellent article!
6 posted on 12/12/2002 5:28:01 AM PST by boop
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To: SJackson
Ex-C-Lent!-- BFL
7 posted on 12/12/2002 5:30:05 AM PST by oyez
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To: SJackson
I wonder which catagory the author would place people like Karl Marx?

Joe Lieberman?

Diane Feinstein?

The Labour Party in Israel?

Stupid or Satanic?

Just wondering....
8 posted on 12/12/2002 5:37:35 AM PST by Whats-wrong-with-the-media?
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To: anniegetyourgun
Barbra B.S. Streisand= Stupid Leftist & Hillary ("Avert your eyes, peasants")Clinton= Satanic Leftist.

PERFECT!!! LOL.

9 posted on 12/12/2002 6:00:16 AM PST by friendly
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To: anniegetyourgun
If I may suggest a photo that more accurately depicts the
Satanic Left:

10 posted on 12/12/2002 6:09:57 AM PST by TheGrimReaper
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To: SJackson
PLEASE READ 1JOHN 2:18-19
11 posted on 12/12/2002 6:16:58 AM PST by THE POLELOCK
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To: SJackson
Excellent! My son and I discussed this matter. We wondered whether all leftists are evil and know that they have sold their souls to the devil... or if they are just greedy, looking out for themselves, not caring about anyone else. Do they know they are doing the work of the devil. Do they think they are just working for themselves. Either way, satan is happy to have them all.
13 posted on 12/12/2002 7:37:58 AM PST by buffyt
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To: SJackson
BTTT
14 posted on 12/12/2002 7:47:34 AM PST by Gritty
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To: SJackson
I have a few relatives of the "stupid left" variety; not sure I have ever really personally known a satanic leftist (would guess the satanic leftists are a much smaller group clustered in the "elite" of the left and therefore in its leadership).

My observation of my "stupid left" relatives is that they mostly want attention from others that recognizes them for being especially good and caring people. It's even a bit competitive on their parts: "I care more than you care, so I'm obviously better than you are." But, they do really, really crave attention. I suspect that a strong, chronic need for a certain kind of attention and recognition from others explains some of the stupid left's motivation.

15 posted on 12/12/2002 8:21:40 AM PST by Irene Adler
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To: SJackson
Wonderful article, and so true!
16 posted on 12/12/2002 8:41:55 PM PST by DBtoo
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To: TheGrimReaper
Whoa! That picture is going to give me nightmares! Now that is SCARY!
17 posted on 12/12/2002 8:44:27 PM PST by DBtoo
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To: TheGrimReaper
The skulls atop the crown are a nice touch!
20 posted on 12/28/2002 2:57:23 PM PST by tuna_battle
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To: TheGrimReaper
I heard she was supposed to run for election in Venezuela in 1998 but had a botox appointment (and couldn't spell Venezuela) and missed it. By the way, does anyone know where the phrase "it actually happened once in Venezuela" comes from? I am thinking a Bugs Bunny cartoon, but not sure.
21 posted on 12/28/2002 7:39:03 PM PST by chnsmok
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To: 2sheep; Prodigal Daughter
bump
22 posted on 12/28/2002 7:40:36 PM PST by Zad
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To: SJackson
Great read.
23 posted on 12/28/2002 8:52:22 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: SJackson
Liberals can be neatly pigeon-holed into the following four categories:

The Congenitally Stupid
The congenitally stupid segment of society are naturally drawn to liberalism. Liberalism is a philosophy that does not require, and in fact discourages, reasoned thought. Those who are incapable of reaching logical conclusions, or who find the simple relationship between cause and effect beyond their grasp, are natural followers of liberalism. Successful recruiting of the congenitally stupid by the liberals is often accomplished by uttering nothing more than a couple of inane platitudes.

The Uninformed
The uninformed are for the most part the mentally lazy and the unconcerned. These are also natural recruits to liberalism as they can be so easily led. They are the perfect sheep who the liberals only need to appeal to on an emotional level. The uninformed can easily be drawn to a philosophy that discourages the effort of logical thought.

The Misinformed
The largest group of liberals is the misinformed. They are for the most part motivated and intelligent enough to be aware of their surroundings and to have a rudimentary grasp of the some of the issues confronting society. Unfortunately they completely lack the intellectual integrity to logically investigate their own belief system. They are the preferred ovine breed of leaders like Hitler and Stalin.

The Truly Evil
The truly evil segment of liberals are those who completely understand the destructiveness of liberalism but continue to further its agenda. There is no fate too vile for this segment of society. Spending the rest of their lives in one of their philosophy’s most ringing successes, N. Korea for example, would be just a reward for those liberals who truly know what they do.

24 posted on 12/28/2002 9:47:23 PM PST by Entropy Squared
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