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Thank you, Bill and Al
Email | 12-14-02 | Unknown

Posted on 12/14/2002 10:56:43 AM PST by forest

Dear Mr. Ex President,

I recently saw a proud Democrat sporting a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done for me, . .. . specifically

1. Thank you for introducing me to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 and 9 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing me that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's From the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars-I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you; the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware, I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends".

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $5 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point...Thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus, killing several innocent passengers, in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!!

 

If you agree that other Americans should be made aware of these facts, pass this e-mail on.

God bless America and THANK YOU MR. EX-PRESIDENT (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

 

SINCERELY,

A U.S. Citizen

 

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful letter.


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KEYWORDS: algore; billclinton; corruption; inventinginternet; terrorist
The Clinton Administration left our youth with no national heros to look up to. Thanks C2G (Clinton, Clinton and Gore).
1 posted on 12/14/2002 10:56:43 AM PST by forest
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To: forest
Happy Birthday, Bill of Rights go well with this post and can be read by clicking here.
2 posted on 12/14/2002 11:11:19 AM PST by forest
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To: forest
Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus, killing several innocent passengers, in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released.

Does anyone have a link to this tidbit? My wife & I don't recall hearing any of this.

3 posted on 12/14/2002 11:21:29 AM PST by Puppage
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To: Puppage
It's wrong -- It's a different Mohammed Atta. Check the ages out and you'll see it can't be.
4 posted on 12/14/2002 11:37:15 AM PST by Beernoser
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To: 4ConservativeJustices; billbears
A blast from the past...
5 posted on 12/14/2002 3:41:20 PM PST by Ff--150
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To: Puppage
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/atta.htm
6 posted on 12/14/2002 5:31:26 PM PST by SMEDLEYBUTLER
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To: forest
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7 posted on 12/14/2002 5:53:27 PM PST by jellybean
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To: forest
So,... tell us what you really think/sarcasm off.
8 posted on 12/14/2002 6:06:39 PM PST by navygal
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To: forest
bump...
9 posted on 12/15/2002 9:40:43 PM PST by GOPJ
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