Stay-at-home mom takes on celeb 'pundits'

World Net Daily ^ | December 21, 2002 | Diana Lynne

[wingnuts'nbolts]

No, but I'll ask my pretty American Pit if she as seen him anywhere.

[mdmathis6]

he he he....It was Richard Dawson that went on to have a distingushed television career...as game show host for the Family Feud(Our survey says.....!). The rest of the crew's careers veeeennnnt Kaaaaput!(Well otto Klemperer did Die Fliedermaus specials with Tony Randall on NPR until he vent kaput(

[ArneFufkin]

Harry Belafonte

I propose that Freepers buy a ticket to the next Belafonte show in town and either:

a: Yell loudly "Sing the banana song! Sing the banana song! Sing it! Sing the Banana Song! We want bananas .. we want bananas ... cmon everybody ... we want bananas" from the time he hits the stage till the time you are escorted out of the venue by security ... approximately 2 minutes here (Minnesotans are conflict avoiders) which translates to 28 seconds in Philly ... and then savor a well earned reward at the nearest cocktail lounge.

or:

b: Yell out requests all night for Barry White, Lou Rawls, Charley Pride and tunes from other unrelated Black artists who have obvious vocal ranges impossible for Belafonte to tackle: "The Witch Doctor Song!" "Freddie's Dead!" "The Twist" "ABC" "Lean on Me!" "Behind Closed Doors!" "Natural Man" "Keep on Using Me, like I used Sherri up!" "My Ding-a-Ling!" "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby" "Sugar Walls" "Kung Fu Fighting!" "Achy Breaky Heart!"

Yeah, that'll take 15 minutes or so to get bounced. Then find the well-earned cocktail lounge ... you know the program.

The vehicles of humiliation for that talentless creep are infinite ... and more!

[ArneFufkin]

My favorite was Gestapo Major Hockstetter ... whenever he encountered a situation where he got behind the intelligence gathering curve (Hogan was usually involved) he'd proclaim "Everybody's Under Arrest".

[ArneFufkin]

pretty American Pit

Well, you just dumbed down the adjective "pretty" for all time forward.

"Baby, you've never looked prettier to me than you do in your black dress tonight!" "So ... I look like a Stafforshire Terrier tonight?"

KHAAANNNNNNN!

[philetus]

I like this !

Seems like a worthy petition

[Brad’s Gramma]

Signed. Thanks for the thread, and the ping!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Just you hold up there! She is a perfectly beautiful old girl. Pretty may not have been the correct word, striking, statuesque, high cheek bones, distinguished is a better group of words. And her beauty is not just skin deep, she is
a love.

[Blue Collar Christian]

That's only because most of the big celeb pundants, like Alec Balwin, Babs, etc. would want it to be initiated personally by themselves. Hollywood is full of people who want to appear caring. Did I mention in this thread that I hate Hollywood.

[Blue Collar Christian]

Hey good buddy,
Thanx for the tip, I somehow saw this on another thread and already signed the petition. I apreciate your keen perception and shared views. I must admit, that among other reasons, I miss our conversations from when you worked with me.
Merry Christmas to you and your Sweetie
Mike, Barb and Ken.
P.S. I sure do like my Christmas present.

[AFPhys]

Thanks for this link. I very seldom go to any movies now, other than children's fare, in part due to the mind control (also known as PC) practiced by the Hollywood purveyors.

Needless to say, I hope, I am a very jealous father when it comes to children's fare, too.