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New York Post ^ | 12/25/02 | VINCENT MORRIS

[Mia T]

HILLARY CLINTON, DESIGNATED DEMOCRAT ATTACK DOG, MAKES HER DEBUT

by Mia T

ASHINGTON, Dec. 24-- hillary clinton, designated democrat attack dog, debuted this week. The position, a self-appointment, was seconded exuberantly by her husband, the impeached ex-ersatz president and serial rapist, who puffed, "The assorted contusions about my face and head over the years are a testament to hillary's expertise in this area."

Many have posited that so too are the bodies littering the clinton landscape.

Designated democrat attack dog turns up the heat

 

Within days of the democrat election debacle of '02, it was announced anonymously that clinton would assume this attack-dog role; her charge, ostensibly, was to teach the feckless democrat losers how to attack the GOP. The covert scheme, however, was to sic clinton on the democrats, as well; that is to say, clinton was to mark her territory early.

If the covert scheme was lost on the senators, the irony of the assignment was not. Members from both sides of the aisle were overheard in the cloakroom muttering that the democrat debacle was entirely traceable to the clintons, to their corruption, to their ineptitude, to their tired tactics, ultimately, to their failure to confront the terrorism.

On Monday clinton turned up the heat. She demanded a congressional investigation into what she called "recent incidents of voter suppression and intimidation," fueling the widely held belief that the clintons are attempting to race-bait themselves back into the Oval Office.

An unnamed source close to the democrat leadership revealed that many democrats believe that the clintons are destroying the party. He added that if the opposition fails to expose the clintons' real record on race, the democrats will do it themselves.

Racial and ethnic disrespect and exploitation have always been an essential element in the clinton playbook.

• When the clintons ran Arkansas, the NAACP sued the clintons for intimidating black voters at the polls.

 

• According to multiple witnesses, the clintons reflexively use the "N"-word and other racial and ethnic slurs..

 

• The clintons' refinement of the DNC "drag and drop," a vote fraud technique by which unwitting, unwilling and/or illegal blacks are coerced into voting multiple times, is not merely illegal and exploitive. It is racist.

  Calculating a black man's worth to be 5/3 of a vote is arguably more racist than calculating his worth to be 3/5 of a man; the latter is demeaning, but the former is dehumanizing.

In the senate race against Rick Lazio, it is widely understood that the "drag and drop," (followed by the OLD ANGLE / NEW SQUARE / OVAL OFFICE SCHEME ) was clinton's vote fraud technique of choice used to overcome her low poll numbers, high personal negatives and consistent public failures.

 

• And, then, of course, there is the clinton legacy of lynching...

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woof woof !!bump

[DWSUWF]

"...Well, I was at a Hitlery event and she had her limosine driver almost run me over, I had to jump back about three feet or I would have been hit!..."

Yes... She has to be somewhat discreet now...

Later on she'll be able to field storm-troopers on motorcycles who'll thin the crowds with MAC-10's before her motorcade passes.

[Irish Eyes]

Truer words never spoken...I was wondering if anyone would bring up this idea.

[texasbluebell]

Don't be silly. It only takes a couple of weeks to recover from plastic surgury. Expect her to make a trip overseas and come back looking "completely rested and refreshed".

She's in desperate need of another one then. The last one has already worn off.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Your assumptions about illegal money in Swiss banks have a basis in "fact" - if not in the jlurnalists eyes though:

Within months of grabbing the White House, the Clinton's DEMANDED a change in the WH telephone eqpt and contracts: before the new (UNMONITORED!) telephone system was installed, the MOST COMMON telephone calls DIRECT FROM THE WH personal phone lines OVERSEAS were TO China, Indonesia, and Switzerland.

Gee.

Now why would a new US president, with no crisis in China or Indonesia or Swiss., BUT WHO WAS FUNDED illegally directly with laundered money from China and Indonesia, be calling the Swiss?

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

She gets uglier and uglier every 4 years

I don't understand that comment. I've seen some pics of her in her early 20s. Saying Hillary can get uglier is like saying Reno can become more of a lesbian.

[speekinout]

She's in desperate need of another one then. The last one has already worn off.

Not really. Look at the parts she had done - forehead, upper eyelids, chinline and lips, vs. the rest of her face. She just needs to do her undereye bags, cheeks, and nose.
She is a good example of why one should do everything or nothing - she'd look better if all of her face looked the same age. A 20 year old forehead with 60 year old cheeks is incongruous, to put it nicely.

[Russell Scott]

Exactomundo. She makes Al Capone look like a two bit street hustler. Swiss bank accounts full of lots of dirty money. I wonder how much of it is Arab money from the likes of Saudi Arabia and Iraq to "play nice". Her campaign slogan: give me enough oil money, and I'll be your puppet master for the "religion of peace". Thank God she will never get elected.

[PatrioticAmerican]

I hope Billary runs. The extreme defeat against Bush would be hysterical! Imagine her overblown ego being popped!

[TracyPA]

Plastic surgery doesn't last forever. You have one to many face lifts and then it starts to look grotesque. Look at Cher or Bob Dole. I don't think they can close their eyes! Can you picture Hillary with those goggle eyes opened permanently?!!!

[185JHP]

Steering Com? Please. Haven't the Dems realized that it might be appropriate to install Hill as ML, then have her and Pelosi go on a Talking Tour, so that the teeming masses can hear exactly what they can expect?

[koax]

i wonder if rush limbaugh will be capable of predicting that she's running this time? (/s)

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...HILLARY RODHAM packs a wallop just like her very own Private Investigor ANTHONY "The Pelican" PELLICANO packs a wallop...

...as he was recently jailed for a week for packing illegal Military C-4 Explosives in his Beverly Hills Office.

...HILLARY RODHAM sicked "The Pelican" after former CLINTON lover GENNIFER FLOWERS 10 years ago.

...HILLARY RODHAM soon to be deposed by JUDICIAL WATCH about all this "Packing" of hers under oath.

Stay tuned to:

http://www.JudicialWatch.org

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Later on she'll be able to field storm-troopers on motorcycles who'll thin the crowds with MAC-10's before her motorcades!

NO doubt!!

[sneakypete]

I don't think she can wait until 08. She gets uglier and uglier every 4 years. By 08 she'll be to ugly to run.

True,but irrelevant. The important reasons she can't afford to wait until 2008 are the FBI records she still has lose more power to intimidate with each day that passes because the people in them die,retire,or get exposed by somebody else in some other way. She and Bubba-1 also can't be guaranteed to still hold the purse strings of the DNC in 2008,and they also can't afford to take a chance on some other Dim suddenly gaining national prominence some way. Add to that Pataki might run against her in the Senate in 2006,and she can't afford to go into the 2008 elections as a loser.

It's 2004 or never.

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It's 2004 or never. 36 posted on 12/25/2002 8:36 PM PST by sneakypete [

Yeah, but if she does, she will wait till the last minute and do a Lautenburg/ Mondale so as she won't have to go around and doing that "debating, answering questions" thing.

[copycat]

Now why would a new US president, with no crisis in China or Indonesia or Swiss., BUT WHO WAS FUNDED illegally directly with laundered money from China and Indonesia, be calling the Swiss?

Can you say...Lippo?

[sneakypete]

Yeah, but if she does, she will wait till the last minute and do a Lautenburg/ Mondale so as she won't have to go around and doing that "debating, answering questions" thing.

Of course. That's been a part of her plan from day one.

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Of course. That's been a part of her plan from day one.

You BETTER believe it!!