Armed gunmen steal pallets of cigarettes

Merced Sun-Star.com ^ | 17 December 2002 | Mike De La Cruz

[qam1]

The sad and inevitable result of this will be police officer(s) will end being killed while breaking up one of these operations. It's only a matter of time.

The Antis will have blood on their hands.

[dighton]

Armed Gunmen, meet Unmanned Drones.

[Leisler]

And Sir, where were you at the time?

[metesky]

Sir, you're implying that a person of my considerable talents would need to resort to gunplay to achieve my ends.

I, sir, am very adept at charming my way into the hearts of women and men everywhere I go, thus my endless supply of free booze and tobacco.

Eat your heart out.

[Leisler]

I have no hart.

Yes, veritable manna from heaven. Many of the club members of the finest houses admit to the same abilities. And yet you readily admit to possession, Sir, of these goods.

We admit to your charms and as you well know, there are many occupations in the criminal world that a firearm is unneeded, if not a hindrance. Never the less, the old “asleep on the couch, watching TV” excuse will not suffice.

p.s. How’s that CDL coming along?

[metesky]

Never the less, the old “asleep on the couch, watching TV” excuse will not suffice.

It worked like a charm on Judge Frank "On and After" Smith.